Franco Got Fake Emma Watson InkBy toddOctober 29, 2015
 

I ❤️ Hermoine. Ink by @indiangiver

A photo posted by James Franco (@jamesfrancotv) on



This was apparently created by @indiangiver, and basically that means he gives you ink then takes it back. Or it just wipes off. It’s fake. That’s all I know. So if you’re James Franco or if you just have some free time, getting Emma Watson on your neck is something you could do. I would do it, but I’d want Emma Watson on my mouth and a needle in the lip just for symbolism doesn’t seem like a chill vibe to me.


#tbt


  I ❤️ Hermoine. Ink by @indiangiver A photo posted by James Franco (@jamesfrancotv) on Oct 28, 2015 at 6:29pm PDT This was apparently created by @indiangiver, and basically that…

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Afternoon Dump – ThursdayBy toddAugust 13, 2015

Ben Affleck is giving The Nanny $10K a month for rent because it’s cheaper to keep her

Jezebel’s idea of great standup comedy is about what you’d expect

Somebody you know possessed? Pour Bill Cosby’s semen on them

Sesame Street is coming to HBO

Obama’s summer reading list doesn’t include the Bible” – Ted Cruz probably

Trump was officially fired from The Apprentice, Amal Clooney might take over

Fuck this shark

Will Smith is rebooting The Fresh Prince

 

 

 

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Gavin Rossdale Banged A Playboy Playmate In 2002By toddAugust 13, 2015

This gallery is of Sara Underwood, a former Playboy playmate. I’m not saying this is the Playmate that Gavin Rossdale had sex with while married, I’m saying Sara Underwood is the former Playboy playmate who I would have sex with while married and my wife watched. So, did Gavin Rossdale and Sara Underwood have sex? What I’m saying is that I don’t know. Maybe? I’d like to think so. Anyway, Gavin Rossale apparently banged a Playboy Playmate while he was dating Gwen Stefani.

Now, a mistress has spoken out regarding an alleged 2002 sexual encounter with Rossdale. “He was beautiful and charming,” the woman told In Touch. “He was with Gwen, but that didn’t stop him from hooking up with me.” Citing an “instant attraction,” the woman recalls that she was wearing nothing but lingerie and body glitter when she was introduced to Rossdale by mutual friends. The woman, a Hollywood insider, says that they “spent a lot of time flirting,” and that Rossdale had said that he and Stefani were having relationship problems. “I thought they were breaking up and that I had a chance,” she admitted. The pair then headed to a room with padded floors inside the mansion. “We started fooling around,” she revealed, claiming that the two had oral sex. “Gavin was so gentle and kind.” After the alleged sexcapade, the woman says that she and Rossdale exchanged regular text messages. “I was head over heels in love with him,” she said, adding that she was shocked when he married Stefani a year later – but that he continued to text her for a month after that. “I do feel bad for Gwen,” she said. “He’s just a cheater.”

Here’s a list of every Playboy Playmate of 2002, so feel free to pick your favorite. Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani were married in 2002, and this allegedly happened in 2002. Nickelback also had the #1 song of 2002, so you can’t really blame anyone for what they did during 2002. It was a dark time.

 

 

This gallery is of Sara Underwood, a former Playboy playmate. I’m not saying this is the Playmate that Gavin Rossdale had sex with while married, I’m saying Sara Underwood is…

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#TBT: Rosie JonesBy toddAugust 13, 2015

Hey, remember Rosie Jones? My penis does. Quite fondly. She was the last in my run of “posting every picture of every Page 3 girl I could find” phase. Too bad Page 3 ended. Mostly because some dude’s named Kevin an Mike invented Instagram. Page 3 girls don’t even have to leave the house now. I think the technological advancements we’ve made as a society are pretty great. Shout out to technology.

Hey, remember Rosie Jones? My penis does. Quite fondly. She was the last in my run of “posting every picture of every Page 3 girl I could find” phase. Too…

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Ariel Winter Got A Breast ReductionBy toddAugust 13, 2015

The only things I really know about Ariel Winter is that she is/was in Modern Family and had some weird shit going on with her family for a while that I skimmed over when it was happening. Sorry, Ariel. My thoughts and prayers are with you during this difficult time that I didn’t read about. But today I learned she’s 5’1″ and had size 32F boobs. Keyword being “had”.

On the morning of June 4—a little more than two months ago—Winter woke up ready to put the physical and emotional pain behind her. Having only told a select few family and friends, the Modern Family star underwent breast reduction surgery to reduce the size of her chest from a 32 F to a 34 D. The result for Winter was noticeable right away. Throughout the course of our exclusive sit-down interview, she mentions frequently that she “feels like a new person.” Winter knows the physical difference is what everyone will be talking about, but it’s the emotional change that’s most evident.

A 32F to a 32D. *pours out entire 40, throws bottle against wall, grabs another one, pours out half* Why have you forsaken me?

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