Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt SplitBy toddSeptember 20, 2016
Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Split


Women who were left for hotter women prior to 2004 and have been kept alive by their seething hatred for Angelina Jolie and their mission to buy multiple tickets to Jennifer Aniston movies can now answer death’s sweet call in peace. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are getting a divorcing 

Angelina Jolie has filed for divorce from Brad Pitt … TMZ has learned. Jolie filed legal docs Monday citing irreconcilable differences. She’s asking for physical custody of the couple’s 6 children.  She is asking the judge to give Pitt visitation.  It’s significant …she does not want Brad to have joint physical custody … only joint legal custody. Jolie, who’s being repped by disso queen Laura Wasser, is not asking for spousal support. Jolie lists the date of separation as Sept. 15, 2016.

IS NOTHING SACRED? No, not really. Anyway, she’s trying to keep the kids away from him, so something must have happened. And not asking for spousal support is such a Angelina Jolie baller move. Let’s all take a moment for silent reflection at this time. 


Here’s a young Angelina Jolie in a bikini because this story requires a happy ending. 


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Angelina Jolie Does ELLEBy toddMay 08, 2014

Angelina Jolie is on the cover of Elle, and inside she did an interview where she discussed her kids, Brad Pitt, and pretty much everything about her amazing life and career. You can read the interview if you want, but holy damn, look at this photoshoot. If you don't think she's beautiful, please be real with yourself for your reason why. After that, you can Google Jennifer Aniston to find out she still "could get married any day now!". OMG, how exciting! You go, Jennifer!

Angelina Jolie is on the cover of Elle, and inside she did an interview where she discussed her kids, Brad Pitt, and pretty much everything about her amazing life and…

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Amy Jane Brand Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddMay 08, 2014
Amy Jane Brand Says Good Morning, Links

 

Here's Kim Kardashian's thoughts on racism and discrimination  [Dlisted]

Drew Barrymore wishes she had skinnier arms or something  [Fishwrapper]

Lady Gaga naked for V Magazine (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

MTV dropped Farrah Abraham for being a "bad example"  [The Superficial]

Sylvie Meis should stay in a bikini  [Hollywood Tuna]

Emily Blunt looks like this after having a baby [Popoholic]

Madison Murray is so hot [Drunken Stepfather]

Britney Spears' father wants $16K a month from Britney [Celebitchy]

Ellen Page doesn't understand how you could date a man  [Moe Jackson]

The red band trailer for A Million Ways To Die In The West is here  [Film Drunk]

SHAKIRA IN THESE BOOTS  [Celebslam]

Redheads, man. Readheads. [The Chive]

Harry Styles has some dumbass ink [toofab]

 

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  Here's Kim Kardashian's thoughts on racism and discrimination  [Dlisted] Drew Barrymore wishes she had skinnier arms or something  [Fishwrapper] Lady Gaga naked for V Magazine (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver…

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Somebody Egged Dina Lohan’s HouseBy toddSeptember 09, 2010

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Sorry Batman and the guy who makes my iced coffee with magic at Starbucks, I have a new hero.

Someone clearly hates Dina Lohan, unborn chickens, mailboxes, or a combination thereof … because TMZ has learned Dina’s Long Island home has been Grade A vandalized. The Nassau County Police Department tells TMZ … the home was pelted with eggs and dirt bombs August 31 … and her mailbox was ripped out of the ground September 6. It’s unclear if the incidents are related. Lindsay Lohan’s mom tells us she has no clue who would do such a thing.

Man, who would do such a thing? It’s obvious that Dina Lohan is a loving, caring mother who isn’t a constant enabler and let’s the moral lessons she inculcated in her daughter speak for themselves. Although, another theory is that she’s a cunt and everybody hates her.

Pic source: TMZ. Obviously.

Sorry Batman and the guy who makes my iced coffee with magic at Starbucks, I have a new hero. Someone clearly hates Dina Lohan, unborn chickens, mailboxes, or a combination…

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Karissa Shannon Is A PornstarBy toddSeptember 08, 2010

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Man, I totally saw this coming from a mile away didn’t see this coming. TMZ reports:

Playmate Karissa Shannon is about to be semi-celebdom’s next sex tape debutante — that is if Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch gets to release the homemade XXX flick he calls “extremely erotic.” Hirsch tells TMZ he actually laid eyes on the tape which co-stars Karissa’s boyfriend, “Smallville” actor Sam Jones III. Hirsch says it was sent to him from “a reputable third party” and that he’d “love to be able to release it.” The XXX footage in question sounds a lot like the sex tape Karissa claims Spencer Pratt stole from her house — which, as we first reported, she’s threatening to sue him over if he doesn’t return it. Vivid’s chief isn’t divulging who dropped the tape in his lap, but does say he’s “very impressed with the quality and content” — which sounds like executive speak for … it’s smoking hot! But before you scour the Internet for clips — we spoke to Jones who said, “I understand that the guy from Vivid saw footage with Karissa and I in it. We have spoken to our legal team and they will be dealing with this ASAP.” Let the XXX games begin.

What? You mean to tell me she said she was in a pretend sex tape with Heidi Montag to get her name in the news then her real sex tape mysteriously ended up at Vivid?! What a coincidence! It’s almost like the whole thing was planned!

Man, I totally saw this coming from a mile away didn’t see this coming. TMZ reports: Playmate Karissa Shannon is about to be semi-celebdom’s next sex tape debutante — that…

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Yeah, This Seems About RightBy toddSeptember 08, 2010

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Unless they’re domineering control freaks or would rather be raped by werewolves than be alone for five minutes, no self-respecting woman would date a guy with no job, so you’ll be shocked (not really) to know that Eric Johnson doesn’t have a job and just dropped out of Wharton Business School. And he just got divorced. Jessica Simpson is worth more than Haiti, but she has the mental capacity of a decapitated squirrel and has the self-esteem of a burn victim with a speech impediment. I’m not going to say this dude is unapologetic in the fact that he’s blatantly using Jessica, and although that’s not true, but if she wants to get married, she might want to find a guy whose tax forms don’t say “motorboating Jessica Simpson’s boobs” under occupation.

TLC would not approve of this:

Unless they’re domineering control freaks or would rather be raped by werewolves than be alone for five minutes, no self-respecting woman would date a guy with no job, so you’ll…

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Another Lindsay LinksBy toddSeptember 07, 2010

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Kate Beckinsale is otherwordly hot [The Superficial]
Ashley Greene is wet [Popoholic]
Angelina Jolie doesn’t want terrorists to drown [Celebuzz]
Sienna Miller could use a razor [TaxiDriver Movie]
Rihanna is in a bikini, unattractive [Celebslam]
Lindsay Matway is…fuck. [COED Magazine]
The only way dogs will go near Lady Gaga [The Blemish]
Oh, Jessica Simpson is financially supporting her boyfriend. At least he can hunt for food. [Cele|bitchy]
Miley Cyrus make Jesus sad 🙁 [Allie Is Wired]
I see you, baby. Shakin’ that ass. [Cityrag]
Larissa Raquelme is naked in 3D [Egotastic]
Ali Sonoma has the world’s fakest boobs [Heyman Hustle]

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Ashley Greene Remains Hot In ParisBy toddSeptember 07, 2010

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Ashley Greene is in Paris filming a movie with Miley Cyrus, and as disappointing as that sounds, what’s not disappointing is Ashley’s hot ass in these painful erection inducing shorts. If any guy wouldn’t want those legs wrapped around their head like a boa constrictor, maybe they should vajazzle their balls and renew their subscription to Details magazine because obviously vagina isn’t their thing.

Ashley Greene is in Paris filming a movie with Miley Cyrus, and as disappointing as that sounds, what’s not disappointing is Ashley’s hot ass in these painful erection inducing shorts….

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Jessica Simpson Sounds FamiliarBy toddSeptember 07, 2010

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When you’re a desperate, clingy mess who starts picking out flower arrangements for the imaginary wedding reception in your head every time a man makes eye contact with you, you tend to post stuff like this on Twitter. Hey, look! It’s Jessica Simpson.

“I met a wonderful man. Damn I’m lucky!”

When Jessica dated Tony Romo, she called him FBD (Future Baby Daddy) and fully expected for Romo to propose on her birthday. He dumped her a day before. John Mayer called her “sexual napalm” and loved fucking her so much he dumped her for Cameron Diaz. Then she stalked him. Then she went to a Vanity Fair party and creeped out Leonardo DiCaprio by following him around all night. So, please keep in mind that Jessica Simpson has only been dating Eric Johnson for barely three months. Two months after he filed for divorce from his wife. I’m sure it’s going to work out because every man wants to jump directly into a long-term serious relationship as soon as he gets a divorce. I guess what I’m trying to say is, what is she lucky in? Blackjack? Laser Tag? I don’t get it.

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This Is ItBy toddSeptember 07, 2010

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There was a report that Lindsay Lohan was topless in Machete, but I guess that person doesn’t fully understand what the word “topless” means. He could have said “Lindsay is bookcase the whole time” and it would have made more sense.

There was a report that Lindsay Lohan was topless in Machete, but I guess that person doesn’t fully understand what the word “topless” means. He could have said “Lindsay is…

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