Kate Upton Has A ‘Very Serious’ BoyfriendBy toddSeptember 30, 2013

Kate Upton has been dating Maksim Chernobyl (his name spellchecks to a nuclear disaster) for a while now, but I guess now they actually wany people to know. People reports:

When Kate Upton was spotted holding hands with former Dancing with the Stars pro Maksim Chmerkovskiy in New York City recently, the Sports Illustrated cover girl was showing off her new boyfriend. Yep, it's official and a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE, "They are very serious." But the pair, who met through a mutual friend about six months ago, started off as friends, the source says. "Along the way," the source says, "it turned into something else."

Haha, yes, they started off a friends. Of course. Because 33-year old dudes always talk to dumb 20-year old blondes with massize tits because they make great friends. They make the best friends. They've probably dated this long because he's convinced her that his semen is ice cream.

Kate Upton has been dating Maksim Chernobyl (his name spellchecks to a nuclear disaster) for a while now, but I guess now they actually wany people to know. People reports:…

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Kim Kardashian And Her Boobs Are BackBy toddSeptember 30, 2013

I'm still recovering from last night's brilliant series finale of Breaking Bad which poetically showed Walter White die where Heisenberg was born (Sorry, if you don't want spoilers, stay off the Internet. The world doesn't revolve around you, bitch), but we deal with tits here, so here's Kim Kardashian still trying to make you think she's hot even though she's a 32-year old, unmarried mom of a child whose father had another psychotic break last week. I don't know about you guys, but I can barely even contain my erection.

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Katherine Webb Ate A CheeseburgerBy toddSeptember 30, 2013

 

When you're a Christian, you never know what God's plan might be for you, so how lucky is Katherine Webb that God wanted her to show his light by having simulated sex with a  Carl's Jr. Buffalo Blue Cheeseburger and causing men to commit adultery in their hearts. I tried mastubating to this, but then I realized after they stopped filming she stuck her finger down her throat. Haha, you won't fool me, Satan!

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India Reynolds Says Happy Monday, LinksBy toddSeptember 30, 2013
India Reynolds Says Happy Monday, Links

 

Blerta Needs To Be An Actual Character On Girls [Dlisted]

Russell Brand Made Katy Perry Want to Die [Fishwrapper]

Angelina Jolie's Perky New Boobs Look GOOD! (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Khloe Kardashian's Marriage Is Going Well [The Superficial]

Britney Spears Work Bitch Video Teaser [Hollywood Tuna]

Scarlett Johansson’s New “Don Jon” Promotional Photos Are Bodaciously Sexy [Popoholic]

Chelsea Handler in a bikini (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Aaron Paul's "Breaking Bad" finale party at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery was totally badass [TMZ]

Adele might play Dusty Springfield [Lainey Gossip]

Kim Kardashian was ‘sad’ to leave North at home while flying to Paris Fashion Week [Celebitchy]

Maria Menounos vs. Jessica Alba vs. Renee Bargh: Rear-View Matchup [Moe Jackson]

Rush totally bombed [Film Drunk]

Kelly Rowland's fake breasts are the fulfillment of a childhood dream [Celebslam

Check Out These Badass MacGyver Bongs [COED Magazine]

Lamar Odom Thinks Money Will Solve Everything [The Blemish]

Vanilla Ice Agrees With Miley Cyrus, Thinks Justin Bieber Is A D-Bag [Evil Beet Gossip]

Next Harry Potter Feature Could Be a Quidditch Movie [Crave Online]

Miley Cyrus thinks cocaine is gross but loves weed [Popbytes]

Model Attacked By Topless Protestors At Paris Fashion Week [Hollywood Life]

Rihanna Broke Herself [Blaberazzi]

 

Pic source = Instagram

  Blerta Needs To Be An Actual Character On Girls [Dlisted] Russell Brand Made Katy Perry Want to Die [Fishwrapper] Angelina Jolie's Perky New Boobs Look GOOD! (NSFW site) [Taxi…

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Jason Collins Just Became The First Openly Gay Active Player In American SportsBy toddApril 29, 2013

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not really sure how much I have to add to this. I mean, the dude is 7 feet tall. He could wear pink lingerie and suck on one of those oversized lollipops and I'd still call him sir.

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Katy Perry Was Disappointing At The White House Correspondents’ Association DinnerBy toddApril 29, 2013

Usually we can count on Katy Perry to have her rack hanging out if she showed up at a children's burn ward, but since she was going to place full of politicians and bloggers who really wanted to see her tits, she wore this dress. Is she on some kind of terrorist watch list now? To be honest, I don't think she loves this country. Why is she dresseed like this? Is she Muslim? What's really going on here?

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Which One Will Be On Heroin Or Have A Sex Tape In 2016?By toddApril 29, 2013

The Radio Disney Music Awards were this weekend, and if history has taught us anything, at least one of these chicks will rescued by Liam Neeson from a basement with a camera and a tarp on the floor.

The Radio Disney Music Awards were this weekend, and if history has taught us anything, at least one of these chicks will rescued by Liam Neeson from a basement with…
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Amanda Bynes Went To The Gym, Did ThisBy toddApril 29, 2013

Amanda Bynes' has a special kind of psychosis in that she has she believes she's hot, but also believes every picture taken of her is bad. She believes she has a hot body while tweeting that she's fat. She thinks there's a magazine conspiracy to only post unattractive pictures of her, but calls people who work for magazines "ugly" without ever seeing them. Long story short, she's batshit. She goes to the gym because she thinks she's fat, but ends up just taking selfies. She's also wearing sweatpants. C'mon, you don't wear sweatpants to a gym. You only wear sweatpants if you're getting a lapdance.

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Farrah Abraham Just Made ‘High Six Figures’ On Her PornBy toddApril 29, 2013
Farrah Abraham Just Made ‘High Six Figures’ On Her Porn

 

In case you're still on the fence on whether you can make millions by simply just having a vagina that you're willing to stuff on camera, Farrah Abraham just closed a deal with Vivid to sell her porn she made with James Deen. The feminists don't like to tell you that you can do that. TMZ reports:

Even though Farrah said she was considering other offers … sources close to the situation tell TMZ, Farrah finally inked a deal with Vivid … for close to a million dollars. Yes, nearly ONE MILLION DOLLARS. Not only that, we've learned the 70-minute-long skin flick will be titled:  "Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom."

Excellent work, America. Who cares that most of you are stupid? Just have a baby in high school, become famous, then have sex with a porn star and cash a check for a million dollars. That shining city on the hill is mostly strip clubs and check cashing places. Love it or leave it, commie!


 
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Does God Have A Plan For Tim Tebow?By toddApril 29, 2013

To be cut. His plan is for him to be cut by the Jets. USA Today reports:

Tebow was informed Monday morning when he arrived at the team's facility he'll be waived, and the team put out a statement: "We have a great deal of respect for Tim Tebow," said Jets head coach Rex Ryan. "Unfortunately, things did not work out the way we all had hoped. Tim is an extremely hard worker, evident by the shape he came back in this offseason (losing weight). We wish him the best moving forward." Tebow will now have to pass through waivers. Teams will have until 4 p.m. ET Tuesday to put in claims for him.

It's pretty hard to understand how a player who can't play quarterback in the NFL is on an NFL roster as a quarterback, but it looks like that experiment is over. If you can't take a job away from Mark Sanchez, then I really don't know what to tell you. All this means is that Tebow gets a headstart to open his megachurch. So don't feel bad for Tebow. He'll be getting a pay raise.

To be cut. His plan is for him to be cut by the Jets. USA Today reports: Tebow was informed Monday morning when he arrived at the team's facility he'll…

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