Taylor Swift Has Entered The Stalking Stage Of Her New RelationshipBy toddJune 07, 2017
Taylor Swift Has Entered The Stalking Stage Of Her New Relationship

 

Stop me if you’ve heard this before: 1. Taylor Swift meets a dude. 2. Taylor Swift immediately falls in love with dude.  3. (below):

Superstar Taylor Swift has been househunting in Chelsea as she looks to move to the UK to be closer to new Brit boyfriend Joe Alwyn. The properties she viewed late last month would make her a neighbour of the Duchess of Cambridge’s sister Pippa Middleton plus several members of toff E4 reality show Made In Chelsea. A source told how Taylor, 27, was so smitten with the handsome actor, 26, that she’d been spending all her free time this side of the Atlantic and now wanted a permanent base. Properties in an exclusive street in the west London district that she viewed were on sale for as much as £17 million recently. A source said: “Taylor and Joe are really serious and this is the latest sign that she has really fallen hard for him. She’s been very discreetly viewing properties after stumping up a fortune on north London rentals recently. Some of the places have been a stone’s throw away from where Pippa Middleton lives. The thought of Taylor Swift’s local pub being the same place where the Made In Chelsea cast socialise could make for some interesting scenes.” Taylor and Joe’s secret relationship was uncovered by The Sun in May, revealing at that point it was already growing serious after they had managed to keep the romance under wraps for months.

4. Dude gets freaked out and breaks up with her. 5. Taylor goes on a press revenge tour. 6. Taylor makes an album about dude being the worst person alive. 7. Taylor meets another dude. 8. (below)

 

  Stop me if you’ve heard this before: 1. Taylor Swift meets a dude. 2. Taylor Swift immediately falls in love with dude.  3. (below): Superstar Taylor Swift has been…

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Jerry Seinfeld Refused To Hug Kesha, Has No Idea Who She IsBy toddJune 07, 2017
Jerry Seinfeld Refused To Hug Kesha, Has No Idea Who She Is

 

Let he who would recognize Kesha cast the first stone.

Note to fans: Don’t ask Jerry Seinfeld for a hug. Pop star Kesha learned that the hard way Monday night on the red carpet for the National Night of Laughter and Song event at the Kennedy Center. While Tommy McFly of DC’s 94.7 Fresh FM was conducting an interview with Seinfeld about transcendental mediation, Kesha went up to the comic and requested a hug — which he repeatedly denied. “I’m Kesha I love you so much, can I give you a hug?” Kesha said to the 63-year-old icon. “No thanks,” Seinfeld replied.

 

People who were still using sippy cups when Obama was President have declared Jerry Seinfeld over and irrelevant because he didn’t hug her. Hopefully he’ll be able to go on with his life with the billion dollars he makes a day off of Seinfeld‘s syndication deal. Like, I probably wouldn’t hug Kesha if she ran up on me either. Have you seen Kesha? She looks like the CDC wants to quarantine her.

 

  Let he who would recognize Kesha cast the first stone. Note to fans: Don’t ask Jerry Seinfeld for a hug. Pop star Kesha learned that the hard way Monday…

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Piers Morgan Apologized To Ariana GrandeBy toddJune 06, 2017
Piers Morgan Apologized To Ariana Grande

 

If you’re on Twitter a lot, you understand that Piers Morgan is a garbage human most of the time. Much like 99% of the people on Twitter. So after terrorists attacked her concert in May, Morgan was upset that Ariana Grande flew home instead of going directly to the hospital to visit victims like the Queen did. And why didn’t she go to the hospital immediately? It’s not like she felt responsible for the death of 22 people and had to grieve and process those emotions or anything like that. She was probably just being selfish. Anyway, she organized a benefit concert (I guess Piers Morgan and the Queen were too busy to organize one), and went on with it even when there was yet another terrorist attack in the U.K. a day before the concert was scheduled. Thankfully, this proved to be to Pier Morgan’s liking and stopped Ariana Grande from losing any more sleep over his opinion. He wrote an apology to Ariana on the Daily Mail:

But by coming back to Manchester so soon, shrugging off the latest attack in London, standing on that stage and performing with such raw emotion and power, you showed more guts, resilience, strength of character and ‘Blitz spirit’ than every snivelling, pathetic ISIS coward put together.

You can read the whole thing after the jump. I guess we can all move on now that Piers Morgan has deemed Ariana Grande worthy of respect and admiration. Did this benefit show stop ISIS from terrorizing Europe on a daily basis? No. Did this benefit show make people feel inspired and hopeful on a single day in world full of constant shit? Yes. But feel free to fire off your Twitter take.

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  If you’re on Twitter a lot, you understand that Piers Morgan is a garbage human most of the time. Much like 99% of the people on Twitter. So after…

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Gregg Sulkin Is Back With Bella ThorneBy toddJune 06, 2017
Gregg Sulkin Is Back With Bella Thorne

 

It’s bad enough that I have to know who Bella Thorne is, but I also know who Gregg Sulkin is because he used to date Bella Thorne and one time she picked his dick out of a lineup. She was banging Scott Disick for like a week late last month then Gregg hopped right back on. We could ask why he would do that, but as this video shows, it’s pretty simple really. No need to overthink stuff like this.

 

 

  It’s bad enough that I have to know who Bella Thorne is, but I also know who Gregg Sulkin is because he used to date Bella Thorne and one…

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Good Morning, Selena Gomez & LinksBy toddJune 06, 2017

 

Josh Duggar is playing the victim now  [  Dlisted  ]

Bella Thorne is very see through  (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Kendall Jenner pantie flash of the day  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Lea Michele should stop  [  Popoholic  ]

Good lawd, Alessandra Ambrosio  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Lais Ribeiro in a bikini (NSFW )  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Kendall Jenner is basically her mom now   [  Moe Jackson   ]

Katie Holmes is going to Harvard Business School  [  Cele|bitchy   ]

Gal Gadot before her nose job as Miss Israel 2004  [  The Blemish  ]

More Selena Gomez [  IDLY  ]

A post shared by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on Jun 5, 2017 at 5:35pm PDT   Josh Duggar is playing the victim now  [  Dlisted  ] Bella Thorne is very see through  (NSFW)…

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She’s Single Ya’ll!!!By toddMarch 17, 2010

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Credited for being a positive influence on Britney and keeping her from riding a tricycle down PCH with a human head taped to the handle bars or throwing her tampon in a restaurant or whatever it is this lunatic does, Jason Trawick, Britney’s manager/boyfriend, has split from this hillbilly after dating her for a year. E! News reports:

The 28-year-old pop princess and her talent-agent boyfriend Jason Trawick called it quits at the end of February after about a year of dating, a source exclusively tells E! News. “They were fighting a lot and have not been getting along,” the source says. Spears and Trawick cooled off over the holidays in December, but rekindled the flame in time to attend the Grammys together on Jan. 31, where Spears was nominated for Best Dance Recording for “Womanizer.” They were last seen in public together on Valentine’s Day at a McDonald’s drive-thru in L.A. “They both just needed to take a break from each other,” the source says. “It wasn’t working out.”

Britney is a psychotic break waiting to happen, so this can’t be good news. Seemingly the only person with her best interest at heart is now not with her anymore. I give it two weeks before Britney is skinning a possum in the aisle at Target.

Credited for being a positive influence on Britney and keeping her from riding a tricycle down PCH with a human head taped to the handle bars or throwing her tampon…

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Shay Marie LinksBy toddMarch 17, 2010

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Kate Winslet is enjoying being single. In a bikini. [Popeater]
Celebrity 911 calls. Do we really want to hear them? Yes. [Popeater]
Nicole Eggert tries to stay relevant by talking about Corey Haim’s death. “He didn’t want to die.” Really? Thanks for that. [Popeater]
Anne Hathaway needs makeup [Popoholic]
Heidi Klum is topless [Egotastic]
Stephanie Seymour nip slip [TaxiDriver Movie]
Drunk girls of St. Patty’s Day [COED Magazine]
Self-esteem booster [College Humor]
Soledad Ainesa. Damn. [Celebslam]
Jennifer Aniston goes commando [Cityrag]
Tiger Woods is fucked [Cele|bitchy]
I’m marrying this chick. For real. [Heyman Hustle]

I would like to thank Jack over at Maxim for emailing me this today: “Shay Marie. I know she’s not famous, but you should Google this chick…she’s right up your alley.” It’s like he was staring directly into my soul…

Kate Winslet is enjoying being single. In a bikini. [Popeater] Celebrity 911 calls. Do we really want to hear them? Yes. [Popeater] Nicole Eggert tries to stay relevant by talking…

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Michael Lohan Had A Heart Attack, Still AliveBy toddMarch 17, 2010

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Hopefully it won’t take Lindsay until she’s 49 to have her first heart attack.TMZ reports:

Michael Lohan was taken to a hospital in New York after suffering chest pains that radiated to his arms. Kate says an EKG showed evidence of a heart attack. Kate says Michael is at St. Francis Hospital in Manhasset. She says Michael will undergo a “procedure” but wasn’t specific. Back on March 6, Michael suffered chest pains and was told by his doctor that he needed a heart catheterization.

Michael Lohan married Dina Lohan and his seed made Lindsay Lohan possible, so if anybody deserves to die a painful death, it’s this douchebag (check banner pic for further details). If we’re lucky, maybe this is some new reality show. Final Destination: New Jersey, for instance.

Hopefully it won’t take Lindsay until she’s 49 to have her first heart attack.TMZ reports: Michael Lohan was taken to a hospital in New York after suffering chest pains that…

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BROCK SMASH!!!!By toddMarch 16, 2010

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Brock Hogan’s quest for a cure led her to Miami where she walked around in shorts she bought in the men’s department because she never knows when her pulse rate may get to high and the anger within will be unleashed. Will she ever be able to not have to special order her shoes? Will General Ross be able to contain her fury? Who will survive, and WHAT WILL BE LEFT OF THEM??!!??

Brock Hogan’s quest for a cure led her to Miami where she walked around in shorts she bought in the men’s department because she never knows when her pulse rate…

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Somebody Cast Heidi MontagBy toddMarch 16, 2010

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Having DDD’s and a hot ass apparently has it’s advantages, because here’s Heidi Montag filming on the set of Just Go With It yesterday. That sounds like a lame title for a movie, but I’m sure it sounded like a good thing to say when she was getting uncomfortable during the audition. Hopefully they were able to convince her that ATM was probably the best way to get a speaking part.

Having DDD’s and a hot ass apparently has it’s advantages, because here’s Heidi Montag filming on the set of Just Go With It yesterday. That sounds like a lame title…

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