Adam Levine Wants To Bang His Wife Covered In BloodBy toddSeptember 30, 2014

 

I really have no idea what’s happening in Maroon 5‘s video for “Animals”, but here’s Adam Levine really having to earn his red wings with his wife Behati Prinsloo.

  I really have no idea what’s happening in Maroon 5‘s video for “Animals”, but here’s Adam Levine really having to earn his red wings with his wife Behati Prinsloo.

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Here’s A Video Of Floyd Mayweather Trying To ReadBy toddAugust 22, 2014
Here’s A Video Of Floyd Mayweather Trying To Read

 

As you may have already heard, instead of doing the ice bucket challenge, 50 Cent he would donate $750,000 to the charity of Floyd Mayweather‘s choice if Mayweather could read one single page of a Harry Potter book “out loud without starting and stopping or fucking up. lmao” That should be the easiest money any charity has ever made, but damn son.

So it looks like 50 Cent may have had good reason to challenge Floyd Mayweather to read a single page from one of the Harry Potter books. Above is a clip from this morning’s edition of The Breakfast Club on Power 105, in which co-host Charlamagne Tha God plays an unedited version of a drop Mayweather recorded for the show when he was a guest. It is not good. If watching or listening to other people embarrass themselves in public makes you cringe, you might want to skip this one. But if you do listen and you start to feel bad for Floyd, just remember that he is a misogynist and a serial batterer of women

 

I don’t know if this is edited or not, and I don’t know why it would be, but it’s safe to say that James Foley could read this faster than Floyd Mayweather.

 

 

  As you may have already heard, instead of doing the ice bucket challenge, 50 Cent he would donate $750,000 to the charity of Floyd Mayweather‘s choice if Mayweather could…
Donald Sterling’s Side Chick Says He’s Gay And She Was His “Beard Mistress”By toddAugust 22, 2014
Donald Sterling’s Side Chick Says He’s Gay And She Was His “Beard Mistress”

 

Much like when a man smells a new and willing vagina, when a woman smells money, there are literally no depths to what she will say or do to get her hands on all of it. These are just fact, people. So, knowing that, Donald Sterling‘s former mistress, V Stiviano, is now saying that Sterling is not only a racist, but a closet homosexual who used her as a “beard mistress”. Let that sink it for a minute.

Donald Sterling’s former assistant claims she never had sex with the billionaire bigot because he’s homosexual — and she was his beard. V. Stiviano made the bombshell allegation in court paperwork filed Thursday as an answer to a prior lawsuit filed by Sterling’s wife, Shelly Sterling, a source told the Daily News. Shelly Sterling’s original lawsuit depicted Stiviano as a money-grubbing femme fatale who duped the former Clippers owner into giving her a Ferrari, $240,000 in cash and a $1.8 million house on the outskirts of Beverly Hills. “We deny all the allegations,” Stiviano said in her answer to the original allegations. She maintains she was Sterling’s opposite-sex escort, who he paraded in public to conceal a truth he wanted to keep private. “V.S. was D.T.S’s beard for three years prior to the filing of suit,” the answer claimed. “V.S. is informed and believes that (Sterling) is a homosexual and enjoys sexual acts and or sexual congress with males.” The answer said that Shelly Sterling was “acutely aware of his orientation and condoned” his behavior, including his decision to give “gifts, money and other properties” to Stiviano for her public companionship. “Such gifts” were lavished “in the capacity” of Stiviano being “D.T.S. and Shelly’s beard,” the answer said.

So, let me get this straight. Donald Sterling is a closet homosexual. A closet homosexual who has managed to keep this a secret while having a beard wife for decades. But, wait, he didn’t stop there. He also hired a beard mistress, so people would think he was just a cheating prick instead of gay. Does this sound way too complicated to anyone? John Travolta and Kelly Preston are happily married and he’s never cheated on her. Just saying. I realize her contersuit doesn’t make sense, but please realize, it’s either this or finding a job.

  Much like when a man smells a new and willing vagina, when a woman smells money, there are literally no depths to what she will say or do to…
Ferguson Would Be Fine If Taylor Swift Didn’t Make A Music VideoBy toddAugust 22, 2014
Ferguson Would Be Fine If Taylor Swift Didn’t Make A Music Video

 

Taylor Swift released her video for “Shake It Off” earlier this week, and since it dropped during the Ferguson riots, and since  it contains :45 of people twerking and Taylor dressed as a breakdancer, obviously you can tell by not watching it that it’s “inherently offensive and ultimately harmful” and it is ripping the bandage off our nation’s collective healing process by being yet another example of a white artist appropriating “black culture”. I mean, obviously.  Speaking of stereotypes, the “feminist” blog  Jezebel jumped in, and they weren’t satisfied to just fire off a tweet, they systematically ripped the pretty girl to shreds. Yay for girl power and all that. Anyway, director Mark Romanek (the guy who directed all your favorite video from the 90s  that weren’t directed by Spike Jonze or Michel Gondry) sat down with Vulture to address the controversy.

We simply choose styles of dance that we thought would be popular and amusing and cast the best dancers that were presented to us without much regard to race or ethnicity. If you look at it carefully, it’s a massively inclusive piece. It’s very, very innocently and positively intentioned. And — let’s remember — it’s a satirical piece. It’s playing with a whole range of music-video tropes and clichés and stereotypes.

I don’t know about you, but what’s more “inherently offensive and ultimately harmful”? A dorky white girl with no real perspective on herself or love life trying to be funny and endearing, or a black artist in a thong rapping about giving up the ass to a coke dealer? I wonder which one young, impressionable black girl will pay more attention to? But if we want to argue this while martial law and racial tensions that have nothing to do with a skinny white girl in a ballerina outfit burn Ferguson to the ground, I guess we can. Let me go grab another coffee right quick. Don’t go anywhere, I’ll be right back.

 

 

  Taylor Swift released her video for “Shake It Off” earlier this week, and since it dropped during the Ferguson riots, and since  it contains :45 of people twerking and…

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Kristen Stewart Did The Ice Bucket Challenge WrongBy toddAugust 22, 2014

 

Since Kristen Stewart hates everything, she accepted Anne Hathaway‘s challenge to dump ice water on her head to cure ALS, by enlisting  her Equals co-star Nicholas Hoult and some dude named Scott Fahrendorf.  Then, uhhh…

“Hathaway, get this. This is a f–king real challenge,” Stewart tells the camera before the three dunk their faces into buckets of ice water, and hold their fully submerged heads under for about 10 seconds, before dumping the remaining water all over themselves. At the end of the video, Stewart notes that the challenge was done with “dirty bathwater,” and asks viewers to “Please be considerate of California water conservation.”

Man, that was really profound. They held their heads in a bucket for 10 seconds,  then dumped a bunch of water while preaching about water conservation. I think we can all agree that the world is a better place right now.

 

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