The ‘Suicide Squad’ Press Tour & LinksBy toddJuly 27, 2016
The ‘Suicide Squad’ Press Tour & Links


Yeah, so Jennifer Garner might be pregnant   [  The Superficial   ]

Ireland Baldwin topless in Treats   (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie   

Ariel Winter got into a car accident  (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip  ] 

The next Kate Upton?  [  Hollywood Tuna   ]

Kate Hudson hit up Greece in a bikini  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

So Nina Dobrev is really doing this movie, huh?  [  Moe Jackson   ] 

Taylor Swift will have somebody killed over this   [  Dlisted  ]

Hilary Duff with the mom jeans  [  Popoholic   ]

More Suicide Squad news [ IDLYITW ]


Yeah, so Jennifer Garner might be pregnant   [  The Superficial   ] Ireland Baldwin topless in Treats   (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]  Ariel Winter got into a car accident  (NSFW site)  [  The…

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Nobody Is Having Sex With ThisBy toddOctober 14, 2015

The only place Ciara had to wear this dress was a premiere of a Vin Diesel movie and her boyfriend’s team is currently 2-3, so obviously all that celibacy stuff they’re doing isn’t really helping. Because it’s always important to not know what your girlfriend’s like in bed before you make sign a contract that says you’ll stay with her until you die or she gets half your money. Not sure who thought of that, but he’s really onto something.

The only place Ciara had to wear this dress was a premiere of a Vin Diesel movie and her boyfriend’s team is currently 2-3, so obviously all that celibacy stuff…

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Here’s Ariana Grande’s New Album CoverBy toddOctober 14, 2015
Here’s Ariana Grande’s New Album Cover


Ariana Grande has a new album coming out, and I guess it’s gonna be a lesson in capitalism, because America hates her. But America generally hates anything that’s brown that doesn’t wear a flag pin or doesn’t believe Jesus was a fan of the free market. Either way, I’m sure it will  sell more than Nick Jonas’ last album, because even though Ariana is brown, at least she’s not gay. God hated gay people so much he forgot to put it in the Ten Commandments.


Ariana Grande has a new album coming out, and I guess it’s gonna be a lesson in capitalism, because America hates her. But America generally hates anything that’s brown that…

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Courtney Stodden Is Pretending To Be PregnantBy toddOctober 14, 2015
Courtney Stodden Is Pretending To Be Pregnant


She tried the sex tape, that didn’t work. So there’s isn’t much Courtney Stodden can do now to make people remember who she is besides sucking off a horse on stage at the next Presidential debate, so she has to call the paparazzi to take pictures of her buying a pregnancy test. Of course she’s not really pregnant, because if she was, her husband’s dick would have had a GoPro on it and we would have seen it on Vimeo by now.


She tried the sex tape, that didn’t work. So there’s isn’t much Courtney Stodden can do now to make people remember who she is besides sucking off a horse on…

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Taylor Swift & Nicki Minaj Solved RacismBy toddAugust 31, 2015

A month after their Twitter beef, Taylor Swift and Nicki Minaj healed the nation’s race relations at the MTV VMAs last night, because other than taking down the Confederate flag, nothing could have been able to erase the century old scars of racism than a pre-planned, publicity stunt designed for maximum exposure with both participants hoping to to make the “best moments” list. Taylor Swift still won Video Of The Year with “Bad Blood”. So this was like The Blindslide except Nick didn’t get a scholarship at the end.

A month after their Twitter beef, Taylor Swift and Nicki Minaj healed the nation’s race relations at the MTV VMAs last night, because other than taking down the Confederate flag,…

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Samantha Ronson Just Got HotterBy toddApril 12, 2011

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If you didn’t think Samantha Ronson was a picture of striking femininity and beauty before, well hold on to your fucking hat! People reports:

It’s a scary picture: Samantha Ronson’s face banged up and her lip split after a bike accident on Saturday. The DJ, 33, posted the photo on Monday as a warning: “Wear a helmet kids!!!” “You should see what I looked like on Saturday,” she tells a Twitter follower. She adds with a smiley face emoticon: “Just a little uglier than usual. Other than that, Vicodin is handling the rest.”

Unless you have testicular cancer or named Debo, there’s no reason you should be in your 30s and riding a bicycle. Or a skateboard. Or rollerblades. Some guy named Ford, I don’t know if you heard of him, invented the car a while back. Ooh, look at you father of two doing tricks on your bike! Ooh, look at you surgeon saving the Earth by riding a 10-speed! Now watch me run you over because I thought your hand signals were because you were pointing and wanted me to look at something.

Dear Bicycle Enthusiasts Who Have Been Emailing Me,

Please stop wrapping yourself in the yellow jersey of “I RIDE A BIKE AND YOU PAY $4 FOR GAS HAHAHAHA!!”. You riding a bike in no way, I repeat, in no way, will magically solve the energy crisis or bring the price of oil down. Keep riding your bikes if you want to your glass blowing class or in a group activity with your commune to scout locations for your next friendship hut. I’ll drive. Mostly because I have shit to do and don’t have time to pedal through a meadow to get where I need to be. Time is of the essence in my life, I’m afraid. Also, yes, riding a bike is exercise. I think we all learned that before we had driver’s licenses. But, as it turns out, it’s not the only exercise you can do (i know, right?!). So calm down. Go make sure your bike lock is on tight, then go take a Xanax.

Love,
Todd

If you didn’t think Samantha Ronson was a picture of striking femininity and beauty before, well hold on to your fucking hat! People reports: It’s a scary picture: Samantha Ronson’s…

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Alessandra Ambrosio Is Very Good At ThisBy toddJuly 23, 2010

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Alessandra Ambrosio is the closest thing to physical perfection you will see on this site our Earth, so of course I’m posting her new VS photoshoot in St. Barts. I hope that doesn’t bother you. If it does, you can go back to brushing your pony’s hair and bedazzling his handmade leg warmers, you big fag.

Alessandra Ambrosio is the closest thing to physical perfection you will see on this site our Earth, so of course I’m posting her new VS photoshoot in St. Barts. I…

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Natasha Richardson is ‘Irreplaceable’By toddMarch 19, 2009

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In response to her untimely death at the age of 45 from a skiing accident, Natasha Richardson’s friends and colleagues have issued statements recalling her life and the affect she had on the lives of others. Us Magazine reports:

Mia Farrow:
“Natasha is irreplaceable. I cannot think of anyone kinder, more generous, thoughtful, smarter or more fun. She is the godmother of two of my children. The Neesons and Vanessa [Redgrave, Richardson’s mother] have always made me feel a part of their wonderful family. My thoughts and prayers are with them.”

Lindsay Lohan, Richardson’s costar in 1998’s The Parent Trap:
“She was a wonderful woman and actress and treated me like I was her own. I didn’t see much of her over the years, but I will miss her. My heart goes out to her family. This is a tragic loss.”

Demi Moore (via Twitter):
“I am sending out prayers for Natasha Richardson and her family. A real reminder of how precious life is and how quickly it can be gone.”

Martha Stewart
(via Twitter):
“Just heard the tragic news about poor Natasha Richardson. Her family must be devastated. My sincerest condolences to all.”

Blythe Danner:
“I can’t talk because I started crying. I’m heart broken. She was so kind to us when Bruce [Paltrow, Danner’s late husband] was ill. She’s so generous. I don’t think that I can handle it.”

By all accounts Natasha Richardson was a genuinely kind and generous person who was involved in a Hollywood marriage that was bound by sincere love and mutual respect, so we are terribly sorry for her family’s loss. I’m also sorry that Lindsay Lohan still manages to stay alive. I mean, she should be dead by now right? Vodka and speedballs aren’t vitamins, right? If there was any justice in this world, an anvil would drop on this bitch’s head while she was walking over a manhole and it would hit her so hard she would shoot out of the ground in China where she would be raped by a Panda then thrown off the side of a mountain. You know, or something like that. This is more of a rough draft really.

EVEN MORE TRAGIC UPDATE: The first ambulance was turned away because Richardson showed no signs of injury. Wow.

In response to her untimely death at the age of 45 from a skiing accident, Natasha Richardson’s friends and colleagues have issued statements recalling her life and the affect she…

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It’s EarlyBy toddMarch 19, 2009

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I’m up way too early today and I’m too lazy to look for real stuff right now, but this Natasha Richardson post is really depressing me, so here’s a video and some pictures of Megan Fox stripping in How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. Sorry, Natasha. Time stops for no man.

I’m up way too early today and I’m too lazy to look for real stuff right now, but this Natasha Richardson post is really depressing me, so here’s a video…

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RIP Natasha RichardsonBy toddMarch 18, 2009

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TMZ is reporting, as of 1:30pm today, actress Natasha Richardson was taken off life support. She is survived by her husband, Liam Neeson, and her two sons, Micheal and Daniel. She was 45.

Unfortunate update: It’s official.

“Liam Neeson, his sons, and the entire family are shocked and devastated by the tragic death of their beloved Natasha. They are profoundly grateful for the support, love and prayers of everyone, and ask for privacy during this very difficult time.”

TMZ is reporting, as of 1:30pm today, actress Natasha Richardson was taken off life support. She is survived by her husband, Liam Neeson, and her two sons, Micheal and Daniel….

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