Amber Rose Has A Nice InstagramBy toddJanuary 19, 2015

The Internet lost it’s shit this weekend when Amber Rose posted these pics on Instagram, and although I appreciate her comic book proportions, my penis is really small and I’d lose precious inches trying to hit this from the back. Can we maybe go get ice cream instead, Amber? Maybe go for a walk and talk? Did you know that the rain on Venus contains high levels of sulfuric acid? Oh, I know, right? Pretty interesting stuff.

The Internet lost it’s shit this weekend when Amber Rose posted these pics on Instagram, and although I appreciate her comic book proportions, my penis is really small and I’d…

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Kanye Punched A Guy For Calling Kim A ‘Ni**er Lover’By toddJanuary 14, 2014
Kanye Punched A Guy For Calling Kim A ‘Ni**er Lover’

 

Yeah, so this happened. TMZ reports:

Kim Kardashian was threatened with DEATH by the man who allegedly called her a "n****r lover"… and she's filing a police report and wants the guy prosecuted for making criminal threats … TMZ has learned. Sources familiar with the nuclear blow up at a Beverly Hills medical building tell TMZ … the guy screamed at Kim, "I WILL KILL YOU, SLUT" … and THAT Kim believes is a crime. TMZ broke the story … the guy had been yelling at paps outside the building as Kim showed up.  He apparently tried to help her get in the building, but when he started ranting at photogs, calling them "n****rs" and  "f****ts" … Kim called him out and he then went crazy on her. For some reason, Kim called Kanye in the middle of the guy's rant and the guy screamed that Kanye was an "n****r," and it all culminated in confrontation in a chiropractor's waiting room when Kanye barged in and punched the guy.  Now Kanye is a suspect in a criminal battery investigation. Kim has already met with her lawyer and they decided they will mount a counterattack by filing a police report.

I really don't have the time nor the energy in 2014 to even try to understand why people still feel the need to use a phrase like this or even feel compelled to scream this at a total stranger who could you and your family several times over, so I won't. However, say whatever bad stuff you want to say about Kanye West (and it would probably be true), but if an ignorant dumbass disrespects or causes the woman you love any type of pain, sometimes you're left with no alternative but to teach him he shouldn't say those things by forcing him to put those words and his teeth back in his mouth.

 

*THIS DAY IN 2014: Todd defended Kanye West

 

  Yeah, so this happened. TMZ reports: Kim Kardashian was threatened with DEATH by the man who allegedly called her a "n****r lover"… and she's filing a police report and…

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Katherine Webb’s Boyfriend Let A Lingerie Model Spend The Night At His HouseBy toddJune 11, 2013
Katherine Webb’s Boyfriend Let A Lingerie Model Spend The Night At His House

 

As every man knows, it doesn't really matter how hot a chick is, at some point you get tired of having sex with them because all women are born with the power to nag and point out everything you do wrong in your life and after a while you just want them to shut up more than you want to see them naked.  That being said, Alabama quarterback, AJ McCarron. probably had sex with a chick who was in Maxim (this chick) because she got drunk at his house and he "didn't want her to drive". Classic play, AJ! Radar Online reports:

 

“We were hanging out at his house, and I had been drinking, so he didn’t want me to drive,” Maxim hometown hottie contestant Margaret Wood tells RadarOnline.com exclusively. “I did not stay at a hotel. That’s all I can say. I’m trying to be careful about what I say because I feel really bad. Margaret and AJ go way back, she claims — before Katherine was even on the scene. “I’ve known AJ for a long time,” Margaret explains. “He asked for my number back in the fall when I was on the sidelines at the Ole Miss-Alabama game. I didn’t even know who he was. I had no idea he was even talking to Katherine. I thought he was cute.” AJ then met Katherine at an event in December, 2012. But he didn’t tell Margaret. “I was making plans to go see him, and then I saw on ESPN about Katherine. I was like, whatever, thanks for telling me,” Margaret says. “But it’s not like he had to tell me, I guess, since it wasn’t serious like that. I’ve kissed AJ, but it’s not a big deal.”

But don't worry, guys. The last thing Magaret wants to do is cause drama, so she spoke to Radar Online and remained as vague as possible and not denying if anything happened. Best way to stop all the drama, amirite ladies?!

“We went out and we just hung out,” she says. “It wasn’t a big deal.” (We have a feeling Webb might think it is.) Pretty soon, they took the party to AJ’s pad. “We were hanging out at his house, and I had been drinking, so he didn’t want me to drive,” Margaret says. “I did not stay at a hotel. That’s all I can say. “I’m trying to be careful about what I say because I feel really bad. “It’s his business, and he should be able to do what he wants to do. He was texting me this morning about the story coming out, and I was like, ‘I don’t know what to tell Katherine,’” Margaret told Radar. “I don’t know her personally, but I would tell her, ‘I’ve known him longer than you. We’re just friends and it’s not a big deal’. “If I need to tell Katherine, I will call her. The last thing I wanted was to cause any drama. This all makes me looks like some hooch and I’ve known AJ for a long time.” Throughout their night, and morning together, Margaret says, AJ rarely mentioned Webb. “We don’t talk about her when we’re hanging out,” she says. But Katherine did come up once. “We were just hanging out on the couch, and one of my friends was picking on him because he had a bunch of blankets, and one of them was really girly,” she reveals. “I was like, ‘Whose blanket is this?’ and he said it was Katherine’s.” “AJ and I are just friends. People are blowing this out of proportion. One, I’m not a porn model. Two, it’s just stupid. Why do people care. He should be able to do what he wants to do with friends. I should be able to do what I want to do. I feel bad for him.”

Awww, she feels bad for him 🙁 But she doesn't feel bad about all the attention she's getting, because if Katherine Webb can become instantly famous from being 100 yards away from AJ McCarron, imagine how famous you'd be if you blew him under a blanket?! GAWD, WHY CAN'T YOU GUYS JUST BE HAPPY FOR HER?!

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