The Internet lost it’s shit this weekend when Amber Rose posted these pics on Instagram, and although I appreciate her comic book proportions, my penis is really small and I’d lose precious inches trying to hit this from the back. Can we maybe go get ice cream instead, Amber? Maybe go for a walk and talk? Did you know that the rain on Venus contains high levels of sulfuric acid? Oh, I know, right? Pretty interesting stuff.
As every man knows, it doesn't really matter how hot a chick is, at some point you get tired of having sex with them because all women are born with the power to nag and point out everything you do wrong in your life and after a while you just want them to shut up more than you want to see them naked. That being said, Alabama quarterback, AJ McCarron. probably had sex with a chick who was in Maxim (this chick) because she got drunk at his house and he "didn't want her to drive". Classic play, AJ! Radar Online reports:
“We were hanging out at his house, and I had been drinking, so he didn’t want me to drive,” Maxim hometown hottie contestant Margaret Wood tells RadarOnline.com exclusively. “I did not stay at a hotel. That’s all I can say. I’m trying to be careful about what I say because I feel really bad. Margaret and AJ go way back, she claims — before Katherine was even on the scene. “I’ve known AJ for a long time,” Margaret explains. “He asked for my number back in the fall when I was on the sidelines at the Ole Miss-Alabama game. I didn’t even know who he was. I had no idea he was even talking to Katherine. I thought he was cute.” AJ then met Katherine at an event in December, 2012. But he didn’t tell Margaret. “I was making plans to go see him, and then I saw on ESPN about Katherine. I was like, whatever, thanks for telling me,” Margaret says. “But it’s not like he had to tell me, I guess, since it wasn’t serious like that. I’ve kissed AJ, but it’s not a big deal.”
But don't worry, guys. The last thing Magaret wants to do is cause drama, so she spoke to Radar Online and remained as vague as possible and not denying if anything happened. Best way to stop all the drama, amirite ladies?!
“We went out and we just hung out,” she says. “It wasn’t a big deal.” (We have a feeling Webb might think it is.) Pretty soon, they took the party to AJ’s pad. “We were hanging out at his house, and I had been drinking, so he didn’t want me to drive,” Margaret says. “I did not stay at a hotel. That’s all I can say. “I’m trying to be careful about what I say because I feel really bad. “It’s his business, and he should be able to do what he wants to do. He was texting me this morning about the story coming out, and I was like, ‘I don’t know what to tell Katherine,’” Margaret told Radar. “I don’t know her personally, but I would tell her, ‘I’ve known him longer than you. We’re just friends and it’s not a big deal’. “If I need to tell Katherine, I will call her. The last thing I wanted was to cause any drama. This all makes me looks like some hooch and I’ve known AJ for a long time.” Throughout their night, and morning together, Margaret says, AJ rarely mentioned Webb. “We don’t talk about her when we’re hanging out,” she says. But Katherine did come up once. “We were just hanging out on the couch, and one of my friends was picking on him because he had a bunch of blankets, and one of them was really girly,” she reveals. “I was like, ‘Whose blanket is this?’ and he said it was Katherine’s.” “AJ and I are just friends. People are blowing this out of proportion. One, I’m not a porn model. Two, it’s just stupid. Why do people care. He should be able to do what he wants to do with friends. I should be able to do what I want to do. I feel bad for him.”
Awww, she feels bad for him 🙁 But she doesn't feel bad about all the attention she's getting, because if Katherine Webb can become instantly famous from being 100 yards away from AJ McCarron, imagine how famous you'd be if you blew him under a blanket?! GAWD, WHY CAN'T YOU GUYS JUST BE HAPPY FOR HER?!
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