Welcome To Megan Fox IslandBy toddJanuary 24, 2012

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I have no idea what this commercial is supposed to be about except my recurring dream and the importance of knowing how to speak English.

I have no idea what this commercial is supposed to be about except my recurring dream and the importance of knowing how to speak English.

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Cynthia Nixon Is DeliberateBy jessJanuary 24, 2012

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Cynthia Nixon pissed a bunch of gay rights groups off when she said that she chose to be gay. From Radar Online:

Cynthia Nixon is ruffling more than a few feathers in the LGBT community with her recent comments about her sexual preference. The 45-year-old Sex and the City star, who is engaged to her longtime partner, Christine Marinoni, opened up to the New York Times about how she chooses to be gay — a viewpoint that goes against the grain of belief for many within the gay community. “I gave a speech recently, an empowerment speech to a gay audience, and it included the line ‘I’ve been straight and I’ve been gay, and gay is better.’ And they tried to get me to change it, because they said it implies that homosexuality can be a choice. And for me, it is a choice,” she said. “I understand that for many people it’s not, but for me it’s a choice, and you don’t get to define my gayness for me. A certain section of our community is very concerned that it not be seen as a choice, because if it’s a choice, then we could opt out. I say it doesn’t matter if we flew here or we swam here, it matters that we are here and we are one group and let us stop trying to make a litmus test for who is considered gay and who is not. “Why can’t it be a choice? Why is that any less legitimate? It seems we’re just ceding this point to bigots who are demanding it, and I don’t think that they should define the terms of the debate. I also feel like people think I was walking around in a cloud and didn’t realize I was gay, which I find really offensive. I find it offensive to me, but I also find it offensive to all the men I’ve been out with.”

I’m not sure why everyone cares who everyone else is having sex with. Whatever floats everyone’s boat. But I think Cynthia Nixon might be lying. No one consciously chooses to have sex with Danny Bonaduce’s hormonally imbalanced twin unless they have a 45 to their head. And even then, at least 50% would take their chances just in case it wasn’t loaded.

Cynthia Nixon pissed a bunch of gay rights groups off when she said that she chose to be gay. From Radar Online: Cynthia Nixon is ruffling more than a few…

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Angelinka JolieBy jessJanuary 23, 2012

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Miley Cyrus doesn’t believe in bras [Taxidriver Movie]
Rihanna is an idiot [The Superficial]
Hilary Duff has been pregnant for about four years [Popoholic]
Kim Kardashian fails at fake crying [Celebitchy]
Kevin Federline had a minor heart attack [The Blemish]
Stacey Poole will have back problems someday [Zoo Today]
Doutzen Kroes is pretty [Coed Magazine]
Kim Kardashian is plastic [Cityrag]
Aretha Franklin is single [Dlisted]
J-Woww channeling the Joker [I’m Not Obsessed]
Alessandra Ambrosio is still pregnant [Moe Jackson]
Lindsay Lohan has an assistant for some reason [Popbytes]
Rihanna is still in bikinis [Egotastic]
Ke$ha is doing drugs with the Flaming Lips [Allie Is Wired]
Freakishly tall women [The Chive]
Christina Aguilera knows how to party [Popcrush]
Katy Perry is probably a closet coke whore [Popcrush]
Megan Fox and Mike Tyson advertising a school. Don’t think they thought this one through [A Socialite’s Life]
Salma Hayek in leather [Amy Grindhouse]
Michael Fassbender shirtless [Tabloid Prodigy]
Seal still wearing his ring, not wearing a paper bag [Huffington Post]
Vanessa Hudgens has a lot of time for bikinis since her movies always bomb [Hollywood Tuna]
Charlize Theron imitates Kristen Wiig [Celebuzz]
Which STD made Jude Law go bald? [Celebslam]
Lifetime is amazing [Evil Beet]

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Miley Cyrus doesn’t believe in bras [Taxidriver Movie] Rihanna is an idiot [The Superficial] Hilary Duff has been pregnant for about four years [Popoholic] Kim Kardashian fails at fake crying…

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Kate Upton Must Be StoppedBy toddJanuary 23, 2012

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There comes a time in every pretty woman’s life where she will post an unflattering/goofy/no makeup picture of herself online then sit back and wait for the “OMG, ur still so hot!” and “BEAUTIFUL!!” comments to pour in because women need compliments to live and if people think she’s beautiful when she’s ugly then that means she truly is beautiful and a princess just like she always imagined. This needs to stop. Nobody wants to see this. Specifically, Kate Upton posting pictures like this to Twitter. “Bro. What the hell, man?” my penis just asked.

There comes a time in every pretty woman’s life where she will post an unflattering/goofy/no makeup picture of herself online then sit back and wait for the “OMG, ur still…

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