Miley Cyrus Is Like Grown Up And Stuff, Ya’llBy toddDecember 12, 2011

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Miley Cyrus attended the CNN Heroes: An All Star Tribute this weekend to tell all those people who are changing the world to fuck off because she apparently has tits now.

Miley Cyrus attended the CNN Heroes: An All Star Tribute this weekend to tell all those people who are changing the world to fuck off because she apparently has tits…

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Luisana Lopilato Says Happy MondayBy jessDecember 12, 2011

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Since nothing’s happened in the last 48 hours and I’m a lazy sack of shit, here’s Michael Buble’s wife, Luisana Loreley Lopilato de la Torre, doing what she does best. Which is wearing lingerie and not speaking much English.

Since nothing’s happened in the last 48 hours and I’m a lazy sack of shit, here’s Michael Buble’s wife, Luisana Loreley Lopilato de la Torre, doing what she does best….
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Lindsay’s Purse Got SnatchedBy toddDecember 12, 2011

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Lindsay Lohan is on vacation in Hawaii right now (on vacation from what I don’t know exactly. Overseas hooking?), and as usual, it didn’t take long for the local authorities to be called. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan’s purse has made it back to its rightful owner safe and sound — passport and everything — but sources tell TMZ, the thief kept one massive jackpot … $10,000 in cash. TMZ broke the story … Lindsay’s $5,000 Chanel purse was stolen last night from a Hawaii house party — and inside the bag … her passport, important probation docs, and a boatload of cash. Sources tell us, Lindsay stayed long after police left — driving the entire party into a frenzy for hours looking for the purse — and up until this morning, she had come up empty. But that’s when one of her friend’s eyed a suspicious-looking local, and asked if he knew where the bag was. We’re told the local denied everything, but showed up with the bag minutes later … claiming he found it on the street somewhere. We’re told Lindsay was so ecstatic to have the bag back, she didn’t bother asking questions — despite the missing $10,000.

What seems to be lost or conveniently glossed over in this story is that Lindsay took TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS IN CASH TO A HOUSE PARTY. Man, why would a strung out drug addict who just got a check for a million dollars take that much money to a house party. I don’t want to speculate, but if this story was Jack and the Beanstalk, the beanstalk would be a mountain of blow.

Lindsay Lohan is on vacation in Hawaii right now (on vacation from what I don’t know exactly. Overseas hooking?), and as usual, it didn’t take long for the local authorities…

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Here’s Lindsay Lohan’s Entire Playboy ShootBy toddDecember 10, 2011

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Of course Lindsay Lohan‘s Playboy shoot immediately leaked and hit online yesterday, and since Hugh Hefner seems to be perfectly fine with that (he’s releasing the issue early now), here it is (NSFW). You can look at it if you want, but please keep in mind each picture gets more desperate than the next, and apparently the only way she’ll show her vagina to a camera is if she’s getting out of a car.

Of course Lindsay Lohan‘s Playboy shoot immediately leaked and hit online yesterday, and since Hugh Hefner seems to be perfectly fine with that (he’s releasing the issue early now), here…

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Kendra Has Her Own Show NowBy toddJune 05, 2009



If you’re into romantic reality shows where a whore finds love with a marginal NFL player, then tune into E! this Sunday to see Kendra Wilkinson show her ass, try to pronounce words, and giggle like a epileptic getting hit by a power line when she wonders why she can’t cook a chicken in the toaster or why she thought quick dry cement was laundry detergent. I’m not exactly sure about those last two, but it’s Kendra Wilkinson, so I kinda just assumed.

If you’re into romantic reality shows where a whore finds love with a marginal NFL player, then tune into E! this Sunday to see Kendra Wilkinson show her ass, try…

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Dr. Drew Thinks Lindsay Will Be An AmputeeBy michelleJune 05, 2009

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Dr. Drew Pinsky, the host of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, is worried about Lindsay Lohan. From an interview with Parade:

“I’m convinced that she’ll get sober one day. But I’m afraid that between now and then, she may get a nearly mortal wound of some type. I’m really convinced that something horrible is going to have to happen to her before she really gets over it and embraces sobriety. She needs to give it up. And it’s going to be a while before she does. I have this image that she’s going to lose a limb or something before she does. And it scares me.”

I hope Dr. Drew is psychic, because I think a stubby little arm-stump would look so right on Lindsay, somehow. If I ever saw Lindsay the One-Armed Cokewhore on the street, I’d try to high five her so she’d feel bad about herself. Have you ever seen those awesome ironic amputee tattoos? Well, Lindsay wouldn’t get one, because she isn’t awesome. Look on the bright side though, Lindsay. Maybe Sam Ronson would take pity on you and take you back. Doesn’t Sam look sickly all the time? Like an extra in the Thriller video.

Dr. Drew Pinsky, the host of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, is worried about Lindsay Lohan. From an interview with Parade: “I’m convinced that she’ll get sober one day. But…

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Who Wants to Buy a Slumdog Millionaire Kid?By toddApril 20, 2009
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Rubina Ali, the 9-year old who played the younger version Frieda Pinto in this year’s Best Picture, Slumdog Millionaire, can be yours for the low, low price $400,000! Don’t wait, act now! Telegraph reports:

Rafiq Qureshi, who lives in a one of India’s worst slums in the city of Mumbai, reportedly attempted to make an illegal adoption deal for the nine-year-old girl. “We are considering Rubina’s future,” Mr Qureshi is alleged to have told a man posing as a prospective buyer. “We’ve got nothing out of this film. They haven’t looked after us. They gave some money at the start, but they gave nothing afterwards. They gave us around 150,000 rupees (£2,000). “They’ve been talking about giving us a house, but all they do is talk.”

Not to sound preachy (which means I will be), but this girl’s father should be shot, brought back to life, set on fire then fed to lions. My heart may be a soulless void of hate and rage, but to reiterate, this girl is 9 and is being sold like a Happy Meal by her own father. I’m sorry you wash your clothes in a ditch , but maybe you should have thought about that, oh I don’t know, before you had a kid. And instead of claiming you want to make a better life for your child by selling her to the highest bidder, how about you not wait on someone else to do it and make it better for her yourself, you piece of shit. If I wasn’t afraid to mess up my fresh manicure, instead of money the only thing this guy would be counting would be the minutes to his next morphine drip.

UPDATE: The dad got arrested. This is in Indian, so let’s hope “arrested” is code for “beheaded”>

Looking for pictures of poor Indian kids is way too depressing, so here’s Indian actress Mallika Sherawat in a blah, blah, blah, TITS!!:

Rubina Ali, the 9-year old who played the younger version Frieda Pinto in this year’s Best Picture, Slumdog Millionaire, can be yours for the low, low price $400,000! Don’t wait,…

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Alba looks GLAADBy daveApril 19, 2009
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Jessica Alba is totally no-smiles McGee for every day out of the year that she’s not in front of an awards show audience. Really, only her kid makes her smile, and even thin, it’s just the best acting she does. Though she turned out to show her mechanical happy-face at the GLAAD media awards, where Tyra Banks, Kathy Griffen and Keith Olberman were among those recognized.

I wish there was a picture of those three in one place. That would be a sweet picture. Much better than the picture above. Is it just me or does she look like a hybrid of Katie Holmes and Britney Spears when she makes that face.

They’re all robots of similar model. Mark my words.

Jessica Alba is totally no-smiles McGee for every day out of the year that she’s not in front of an awards show audience. Really, only her kid makes her smile,…

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Brit Stalker: “It Was A Joke”By daveApril 19, 2009
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Miranda Tozier-Robbins, above, who was arrested for peeping into Britney Sears’ house windows with a video camera is now claiming that the whole thing was a joke. Ha ha. Did you hear how sincere that was? ‘Cause it was sincere.

The 26-year old to Access Hollywood:“The whole thing — it was all a joke in the beginning, everybody knew about it…It was supposed to be like a ‘Paparazzi 101’ documentary type deal.”

“What originally was supposed to happen was, I was going to tape whatever I could get. I would be like, far away doing a stakeout,” Tozier-Robbins told host Billy Bush. “It didn’t work out as planned, so when I was already halfway there in the mountains [around Britney’s home], it was already Wednesday night/Thursday morning … I already knew Britney herself wouldn’t be there, but it’s like, I came that far, I might as well go see the house, at least get the house on tape, because I know people would be interested in seeing stuff like that.”

“Yeah, sure. That would be a fair term to use. Tracking, stalking, whatever, for a couple weeks long,” she said. “It wasn’t really stalking her, it was more plotting out how to get to her house.”

Yes. That is still stalking. Otherwise, I’d be spending each weekend in Clooney’s house while the guy was out…promoting things.

Here are some pictures of Britney on her Circus tour, but they are only the ones with dancer Chase Benz, who she is rumored to be dating, or making out with occasionally, at least.

Miranda Tozier-Robbins, above, who was arrested for peeping into Britney Sears’ house windows with a video camera is now claiming that the whole thing was a joke. Ha ha. Did…

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Lisa Rinna In PlayboyBy daveApril 18, 2009
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Got this message from Todd this morning:

Make sure to hit up those Lisa Rinna PB pics today. Nice job on the plastic surgery, bitch. They might as well have taken pictures of C3PO.

Dancing with the Stars and former Melrose Place star, Rinna, sure does have a taught, probably-surgically altered body. Though her husband seems to be in favor of the spread:

“The editors told Lisa that they haven’t had photographs in the magazine like this since they had Helmut Newton and Herb Ritts shooting for them,” Harry Hamlin tells TVGuide.com. “So we’re very pleased with the way the pictures turned out.”

Settle down Harry, no reason to bring up Helmut Newton. You’re only allowed to bring up him on holidays.

Got this message from Todd this morning: Make sure to hit up those Lisa Rinna PB pics today. Nice job on the plastic surgery, bitch. They might as well have…

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