Courtney Stodden Is A Stripper NowBy toddFebruary 11, 2013


Since my Grammys’ posts were getting too classy, let’s stop that and look at some pictures of “18-year old” Courtney Stodden on a stripper pole. Because sawing off her own leg would also get her attention, but this doesn’t hurt as bad.

Photo credit = WENN

Since my Grammys’ posts were getting too classy, let’s stop that and look at some pictures of “18-year old” Courtney Stodden on a stripper pole. Because sawing off her own…

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Lindsay’s Day Keeps Getting BetterBy toddNovember 29, 2012



At 4:00am this morning, Lindsay Lohan was arrested for assault after she punched a woman in the face at a NYC nightclub. Then in a different time zone, Lindsay is being charged for 3 OTHER DIFFERENT THINGS IN CALIFORNIA. TMZ reports:

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … the Santa Monica City Attorney will charge Lindsay TODAY with 3 CRIMES in connection with her car accident last June on Pacific Coast Highway in Santa Monica. After ramming her Porsche into a big rig, she lied to cops, telling them she was the passenger in the car when in fact she was the driver.

Lindsay will be charged with:
— giving false information to a peace officer … punishable by up to 6 months in jail.
— obstructing or resisting a police officer in the performance of his duty … punishable by 1 year in jail.
— reckless driving … punishable by 90 days in jail.

As we first reported, when Lindsay is arraigned in L.A. — probably next week — the judge will revoke her probation in the jewelry heist case and set a hearing to determine if she will go to jail for a long period of time. One of the conditions of probation is that Lindsay must obey all laws. Speaking of which … her arrest this morning in NYC for assault (crime #4) could end up triggering a second reason to revoke her probation.

You may be thinking to yourself, “There’s no way Lindsay can get out of this shit. She’s going to jail.” But, of course you will be wrong. Lindsay never goes to jail. “Lindsay Lohan is my constant”. Go ahead an get that t-shirt made.

At 4:00am this morning, Lindsay Lohan was arrested for assault after she punched a woman in the face at a NYC nightclub. Then in a different time zone, Lindsay is…

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Sophie Turner Continues To Have A Wonderful InstagramBy toddNovember 29, 2012




To be honest, I actually have no idea what Sophie Turner does besides pose for paparazzi and take mirror pics. I think she’s trying to be an actress. I guess my point is, she could be trying to be a member of Al-Queda and I really wouldn’t care, because have you rack and ass? Somebody’s penis has won the Powerball.

To be honest, I actually have no idea what Sophie Turner does besides pose for paparazzi and take mirror pics. I think she’s trying to be an actress. I guess…

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Adam Levine Is A Douche, Gets Called Out By The RoxyBy toddNovember 28, 2012



Let me preface this story by saying that a friend of mine was really good friends with Maroon 5‘s assistant touring manager. She now has left the business and lives in the middle of nowhere. Why? Because “they are the worst human beings on Earth”. Now on to our story. Huffington Post reports:

On Monday night’s episode, the Maroon 5 frontman and panel judge slammed the Sunset Strip club for slighting him and his band, back when they were still opening for Michelle Branch. “I remember we opened for her at the Roxy, and they didn’t even give us a dressing room. I hate the Roxy. I’ll never play there again,” ranted Levine. Then someone on the show tried to show the Roxy some love, but Levine wouldn’t let it go. “Oh, the Roxy is horrible. Don’t ever go there,” he said. “They screwed us over,” he continued. “And now they’re paying for it.”

Then this happened:

When Levine’s comments first came to light, the club played it polite with this tweet: “Ummm, what was that about?” Then the Roxy followed up with this sassy picture of their re-done marquee that reads, “Adam Levine Your Dressing Room Is Ready.”

Because apparently Adam Levine was off his meds, Roxy owner Nic Adler responded to Levine in this interview with Yahoo!

Maroon 5 played the Roxy at least five times,” he said. “[Adam’s previous band] Kara’s Flowers played there like every weekend. I use Maroon 5 as an example of a hard-working band that played the Sunset Strip and played the clubs and blew up. And so when he said that…you know, the Roxy has no control over dressing rooms. If Michelle Branch is playing, it’s Michelle Branch’s show. And if her management says, ‘I want Michelle in this dressing room and I want her band in this other dressing room,’ we’re at the mercy of the headliner. For a band to think dressing rooms define how we treat bands is crazy.

So long story short, Adam Levine is a petty vagina and holds a grudge like God and a gay man. Awww, you didn’t get a dressing room when you were a nobody? Call your mom about it. Those tattoos aren’t fooling anyone, you effeminate jackass.

UPDATE: Hey, everybody remember Jess? She just texted me this: “He hit on me in catering tent once years ago. Right after being rude to my best gay. So I am not a fan.”

Let me preface this story by saying that a friend of mine was really good friends with Maroon 5‘s assistant touring manager. She now has left the business and lives…

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Jennifer Lopez Is A Pure Joy To Be AroundBy toddNovember 28, 2012



Jennifer Lopez was on an United Airlines flight recently and THIS JUST NOT IN: She’s an insufferable cunt. Radar Online reports:

“I just said, ‘What can I get you to drink?’ But Jennifer refused to even acknowledge me. She turned her head away and told her personal assistant, ‘Please tell him I’d like a Diet Coke and lime,'” the flight attendant told Star. “She wouldn’t even look at me. It was sad, she seems so sweet in her movies.”…and another source who has worked with the 43-year-old star confirmed that Jen doesn’t lower herself to speak to the help. “She doesn’t speak to salespeople, restaurant or hotel staff – or flight attendants,” the insider told Star. “She only talks through her assistants.”

“Jennifer Lopez was a huge bitch to me and everyone in the room” stories have been around since Jennifer Lopez. So if you read a story about Lopez rescuing a homeless man from a burning a building or asking a doorman about his grandchildren, just expect the next story to be about her exorcism because she’s obviously possessed by some sort of demon.

Jennifer Lopez was on an United Airlines flight recently and THIS JUST NOT IN: She’s an insufferable cunt. Radar Online reports: “I just said, ‘What can I get you to…

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AnnaLynne McCord Is On SetBy toddNovember 28, 2012



AnnaLynne McCord isn’t on here a lot, and really, why would she be? But I guess she should have thought about that before she wore this dress on the set of 90210. She’s skinny, slutty, and can’t act and that apparently seems to be CW’s entire business model. 90210 could be a porn for all I know.

AnnaLynne McCord isn’t on here a lot, and really, why would she be? But I guess she should have thought about that before she wore this dress on the set…

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Jared Leto is Trying to Hypnotize You, LinksBy kathyNovember 27, 2012



Gavin Rossdale is banging the nanny [The Superficial]
Rachel Bilson is not impressed [Popoholic]
Jennifer Lawrence makes wet suits look sexy [Hollywood Tuna]
Lacey Chabert‘s boobs are in Slightly Single [MyEx]
Paz De La Huerta flashed everyone in a parking lot (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Jaleel White is 36 [Dlisted]
Tyra Banks looks different in Cosmo (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Chris Brown‘s fans are sending Jenny Johnson death threats [Celebuzz]
Shia LeBeouf is single [Celebitchy]
Cameron Diaz upskirt (NSFW site) [The Nip Slip]
The Onion Fools A North Korean Newspaper When It Named Kim Jong-un ‘Sexiest Man Alive 2012′ [COED Magazine]
The 12 Days of Christmas Shopping [College Humor]
Mind blowing Taiwanese magician [The Chive]
Supermodels strip for Vogue Spain (NSFW site) [Mr. Skin]
Doutzen Kroes is growing on me [Moe Jackson]
Ashely Judd wants to run for office one day [Celebslam]
Lindsay Lohan is sad everyone hated Liz & Dick [The Blemish]
Angus T. Jones hasn’t been fired for bashing his show [Evil Beet Gossip]
Anna Nicole Smith‘s daughter is already modeling [Amy Gindhouse]
Here’s Scarlett Johansson with her new French boyfriend [Lainey Gossip]
Miranda Kerr is out and about [Egotastic]
Jessica Simpson‘s diet really worked [Cityrag]
Britney Spears got a ner puppy [Popcrush]
A study found porn actresses have high self esteem [Film Drunk]
Henry Cavill wouldn’t say no to 50 Shades of Grey [TooFab]
Justin Bieber got booed [Popbytes]
Rihanna’s uncensored album cover leaked [Allie Is Wired]
Anna Trebunskaya is in a bikini [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Hammer of the Gods has a poster [ComingSoon]
The New West has a writer [Superhero Hype]
André 3000 is sorry [Crave Online]
Man Survives Fall, Tries It Again [Viralosity]
Cory and Topanga are returning for the Boy Meets World sequel [Hollyscoop]
AnnaLynne McCord is on set [Splash News]
Your dumb celebrity quote of the day [Starcrush]

Gavin Rossdale is banging the nanny [The Superficial] Rachel Bilson is not impressed [Popoholic] Jennifer Lawrence makes wet suits look sexy [Hollywood Tuna] Lacey Chabert‘s boobs are in Slightly Single…

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Erin Andrews Has An Okay InstagramBy toddNovember 27, 2012



Not that there’s a lot of competition, but Erin Andrews is probably the hottest sports reporter on television. And by law, she’s required to have an Instagram because of said hotness. However, she posts pics like this of herself in a tight dress against a wall. With a bald guy photobomb. Hopefully she’ll post something in a bikini or a bra, because if you secretly try to film her in a towel she’ll sue you. C’mon, Erin. Why you gotta be like dat, baby?

Not that there’s a lot of competition, but Erin Andrews is probably the hottest sports reporter on television. And by law, she’s required to have an Instagram because of said…

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Charlize Theron Looks DifferentBy toddNovember 26, 2012



Without question, Charlize Theron is one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood and possibly Earth, so if you were ever wondering how important long, blonde hair is, here she is in Capetown over the weekend. (HINT: It’s very important).

Without question, Charlize Theron is one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood and possibly Earth, so if you were ever wondering how important long, blonde hair is, here she…

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Jessica Lowndes Was In A Parade, LinksBy kathyNovember 26, 2012



Here’s “fat” Jennifer Lawrence in a bikini [My EX]
The sexiest bikini pics ever taken [The Superficial]
Salma Hayek‘s cleavage went to an awards show [Popoholic]
Lucy Pinder is busting out all over [Hollywood Tuna]
Ellen Pompeo is cold (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Candice Swanepoel wins at Instagram (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Halle Berry‘s daughter is going to be messed up [Celebuzz]
Jesse James is engaged for the 5th time, barely knows the woman [Celebitchy]
Agent Provocateur says Merry Christmas (NSFW site) [The Nip Slip]
“Milking” is the worst meme ever [COED Magazine]
We’re all writers, apparently [College Humor]
It’s Monday, you could use some motivation [The Chive]
Movie Nudity Report: Rust and Bone, Red Dawn, Hitchcock (NSFW site) [Mr. Skin]
Jessica Alba left the house [Moe Jackson]
Stacy Keibler spent Thanksgiving in a bikini [Celebslam]
Charlie Sheen gave Lindsay Lohan $100k [The Blemish]
I do not understand the Ryan Gosling obsession [Evil Beet Gossip]
Leighton Meester is topless in Flaunt [Amy Gindhouse]
Gavin Rossdale‘s hand got friendly with the nanny [Lainey Gossip]
Cheryl Cole should always wear leather [Egotastic]
40 Gangsta Kittens [Cityrag]
Joe Jonas grew a porn-stache [Popcrush]
Aaron Sorkin writes awesome Amazon reviews [Film Drunk]
Demi Lovato got another tattoo [TooFab]
This is Paris Hilton‘s new single [Popbytes]
Rihanna is officially banging her abuser again, I guess [Allie Is Wired]
Nigel Barker took a million photos of Taylor Swift [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Iron Man 3 won’t be a ‘serious’ movie [ComingSoon]
How Russell Crowe got Hugh Jackman cast as Wolverine [Superhero Hype]
Holiday Gift Guide: Video Games [Crave Online]
“Drunk Dude on a Scooter” pretty much sums it up [Viralosity]
Best twitter reactions to Lindsay Lohan in Liz & Dick [Hollyscoop]
Jay-Z and Beyonce went to a basketball game (it’s been a slow news weekend) [Splash News]
The ugliest celebrity mugshots [Starcrush]

Here’s “fat” Jennifer Lawrence in a bikini [My EX] The sexiest bikini pics ever taken [The Superficial] Salma Hayek‘s cleavage went to an awards show [Popoholic] Lucy Pinder is busting…

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