Sophie Turner has entered the the ladder period of her career, so is her insanely hot body posing on some ladders. And she was nice enough to post them on Twitter. And as you can see, it’s more than one ladder! How sexy! Sophie doesn’t speak to me anymore since our breakup, so I’d like to take this time to ask how she’s doing. How’s life, Sophie? Been to BOA lately? Need a massage? Am I original? Am I the only one? Am I sexual? Am I everything you need? You better rock your body now. Everybawwwwwwday yeaaaah. Rock your boo…sorry. I’ll stop now.
Seemingly every celebrity gets arrested for possession in Texas, so Fiona Apple thought it would be a good idea to ride through in a weed bus. Cool. TMZ reports:
Fiona Apple was arrested at a border stop in Texas yesterday … after authorities claim they found hashish on the “Criminal” singer’s tour bus … TMZ has learned. It all went down in Sierra Blanca, TX — where stars like Willie Nelson, Snoop Dogg and Armie Hammer have all been arrested for drugs in the past. But apparently, Apple didn’t learn from their mistakes … and when her bus was stopped for inspection, cops turned up the hash — a strong form of cannabis. The 35-year-old singer was arrested for possession and is currently being held at Hudspeth County Jail.
To be honest, I always thought Fiona Apple would eventually get arrested for heroin one day solely based on how she looks and her pretentiously long album titles. And up until recently, I always thought I looked good in yellow. So to recap, I’m wrong a lot.