Brooke Mueller Is Still A CrackwhoreBy jessDecember 05, 2011

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Best known as Charlie Sheen‘s ex wife, Brooke Mueller was arrested this weekend. You’ll never guess why! TMZ says:

TMZ broke the story … Brooke was arrested Friday night outside Aspen’s Escobar nightclub on suspicion of felony cocaine possession. She was also booked for third degree assault after allegedly attacking someone at a different nightclub nearby.

More importantly, before that all happened, the video above of Brooke Mueller dancing did. The only things that make me more ashamed to be white are Snuggie commercials and Toby Keith.

Best known as Charlie Sheen‘s ex wife, Brooke Mueller was arrested this weekend. You’ll never guess why! TMZ says: TMZ broke the story … Brooke was arrested Friday night outside…

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Kim Kardashian Wore This To Go BowlingBy toddSeptember 28, 2011



Like any good attention whore, Kim Kardashian wore a see through top to go bowling in New York last night. Because I guess she wants to make us forget she’s married and will turn 31 in a month, leaving her about two quality years left before she crashes into the proverbial wall that every woman hits like the Kool-Aid Man that makes them look like a woman in their 30s thereby rendering them completely irrelevant. In the meantime, Kendall is doing kegel exercises and learning how to identify money and rich black men using only her sense of smell. The only one of the Kardashian sisters who will be able to survive after 30 is actually Khloe. That is of course if she accepts Japan’s offer to protect them from Mothra or signs a deal to do a documentary with Diane Fossey.

Like any good attention whore, Kim Kardashian wore a see through top to go bowling in New York last night. Because I guess she wants to make us forget she’s…

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Lindsay Is A Glamorous ModelBy toddSeptember 27, 2011

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As you look at these pics of Lindsay Lohan doing her first photoshoot for designer Philipp Plein, let’s take a trip back in time to what Plein said the day he announced Lindsay as the face of his brand:

“Lindsay is a beautiful, highly acclaimed actress and model. We will be able to create unique images: refined and luxurious, but also full of sensuality,”

I really don’t have anything to add. Philipp Plein seems to know what he’s talking about.

As you look at these pics of Lindsay Lohan doing her first photoshoot for designer Philipp Plein, let’s take a trip back in time to what Plein said the day…

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Holly Peers Has A CalendarBy toddSeptember 27, 2011

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In case you didn’t know that having enormous tits is all you need to be famous, here’s English “glamour model” Holly Peers‘ new calendar. I have no idea what kind of titty growth hormones they pump into the water in England, but I’m pretty sure if you’re a woman walking down the street and you have a C-cup, its legal for people to stone you to death. Also, I call dibs on September.

In case you didn’t know that having enormous tits is all you need to be famous, here’s English “glamour model” Holly Peers‘ new calendar. I have no idea what kind…

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