Emily Ratajkowski Is Doing Naked Stuff Again, Because Why Not?By toddFebruary 23, 2018

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You’re not going to believe this, and I had a hard time believing it myself, but Emily Ratajkowksi got naked for something. This time it was Vanity Fair. This is very empowering to me. I was going to write more, but I’m on social media and I see we’ve literally gone from “the increasingly militarized police are brutally killing POC at will” to “only police should have military weapons” in a matter of two months. I don’t know about you, but as a brown man in America, I’m ready for this utopia!

 

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Somebody Sent Meghan Markle And Her Fiancé Some Fake AnthraxBy toddFebruary 22, 2018
Somebody Sent Meghan Markle And Her Fiancé Some Fake Anthrax



Meghan Markle isn’t allowed to be killed until she decides to leave Prince Harry, so this was pretty scary. Yahoo News! reports:

Scotland Yard is investigating after a letter containing white powder purporting to be anthrax was sent to Meghan Markle at Kensington Palace. The letter, addressed to her and fiancé Prince Harry and understood to contain a racist message, led to a security scare, with specialists rushed in to check the powder. Measures already in place meant the package was intercepted before it reached the couple. Meghan, 36, and Harry, 33, are understood to have been informed. Officers from the Metropolitan Police’s counter-terrorism command were called in after the letter was received on February 12. It was delivered to St James’s Palace for sorting. Analysis of the powder found it was harmless.

Look, guys. We can’t be doing this during Black History Month. Meghan Markle is also super hot and has done some amazing things socially, so we don’t need her to die. I don’t know a lot about Prince Harry except his grandma wears a ton of stolen jewels from Africa and is like maybe immortal.

 

Meghan Markle isn’t allowed to be killed until she decides to leave Prince Harry, so this was pretty scary. Yahoo News! reports: Scotland Yard is investigating after a letter containing…

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Natalie Portman Is Very Sorry About Signing That Roman Polanski PetitionBy toddFebruary 21, 2018
Natalie Portman Is Very Sorry About Signing That Roman Polanski Petition

 

A white woman named Kate wrote an article for BuzzFeed called, “Natalie Portman Is The Woke Actor We Need Right Now,” and I assume Kate still tweets that Hillary Clinton is the rightful President everyday and posted about Black Panther is now her favorite movie. In the article, buried way down at the bottom, she was asked about the infamous Roman Polanski Petition, where over 100 Hollywood industry people asked Switzerland to release the director after they arrested him on a warrant for raping an underage girl in 1977.

In case you forgot, this was included in the petition:

“We demand the immediate release of Roman Polanski,” urges the petition. “Film-makers in France, in Europe, in the United States and around the world are dismayed by this decision… It seems inadmissible to them that an international cultural event, paying homage to one of the greatest contemporary film-makers, is used by police to apprehend him.”

Pretty fucking gross, right? Natalie Portman would like you to know she didn’t really read it and it was a  mistake.

I very much regret it. I take responsibility for not thinking about it enough. Someone I respected gave it to me, and said, “I signed this. Will you too?” And I was like, sure. It was a mistake. The thing I feel like I gained from it is empathy towards people who have made mistakes. We lived in a different world, and that doesn’t excuse anything. But you can have your eyes opened and completely change the way you want to live. My eyes were not open.

Right, a mistake you made in 2009 that you just want people to know was mistake because you’re woke now or whatever. Sure, okay.

 

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‘Justice League’ Has An Honest TrailerBy toddFebruary 21, 2018
‘Justice League’ Has An Honest Trailer

 

You knew it was coming. The Justice League Honest Trailer is here and its just a lot of stuff that people who don’t have a picture of Zack Snyder as their lock screen already know. This movie was fucking terrible. And in this political landscape, if you thought this movie was a masterpiece, you shouldn’t be able to buy a gun legally. Those teens need to make sure they mention this during their walkout or whatever they’re doing that won’t stop America from being a population of mass psychosis.

 

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Joaquin Phoenix Is Probably The New JokerBy toddFebruary 09, 2018
Joaquin Phoenix Is Probably The New Joker

 

Joaquin Phoenix already turned down the role of Lex Luthor in Batman v Superman, so maybe he’ll agree to be The Joker in a movie directed by the dude who did The Hangover movies. Sure to be a big hit. Big hit.

Joaquin Phoenix is in talks to play the Clown Prince of Crime in Warner Bros. and Todd Phillips’ untitled Joker origin movie. While studio negotiations are not yet underway, Phillips has made it clear that Phoenix is the top choice to star and sources now tell Variety that, after thinking it over, Phoenix has agreed to the role. WB had no comment. Phillips is on board to co-write and direct the movie. Phillips had met with Phoenix before the new year and was just waiting for the studio’s go-ahead, sources say.

If you’re DC and you see that Margot Robbie was the best part of Suicide Squad, then you see that Wonder Woman was your best movie to date, then you see that Black Panther is about to break every Marvel record, this first thing you should think to yourself is, “hey, we should make another Joker movie.” Another Joker movie is sure to turn things around. Especially if he has CGI scars.

 

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Yanet Garcia’s Butt Selfie & Other StuffBy toddFebruary 09, 2018

 

Karlie Kloss is now Taylor Swift‘s sworn enemy  [  Dlisted  ]

Demi Rose is see through  (NSFW site)   [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Dana Scully is naked for PETA  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Kirsten Dunst is insanely pregnant  [  Popoholic  ]

Jennifer Lopez is a Guess model now  [  Egotastic  ]

Megan Fox is still [fire emoji]   [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Bella Thorne is promoting a dating app now  [  The Blemish  ]

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Alexandra Daddario Is Also Fighting AIDSBy toddFebruary 08, 2018
Alexandra Daddario Is Also Fighting AIDS

 

Alexandra Daddario looks like an outdated sex doll who continually picks horrible film projects for herself, but she too, doesn’t want people to have AIDS. Maybe that’s why she’s a sex doll. You can’t get AIDS from them. This is her at the 2018 amfAR Gala in case the AIDS thing didn’t clarify that.

 

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Taylor Hill Did The NFL HonorsBy toddFebruary 05, 2018
Taylor Hill Did The NFL Honors

 

Most of you probably don’t care about the NFL or the awards they give out at the end of the year, so I won’t allow you to see my pain, as a Panthers fan, to see two New Orleans Saints players win Offensive Rookie Of The Year and Defensive Rookie Of The Year. Please respect my privacy at this time. But I know you care about Victoria’s Secret models, so here’s one who went. Her name is Taylor Hill. She’s like, hot and stuff.

 

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Sophie Mudd Is New HereBy toddJanuary 25, 2018

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[Extreme Obama voice] Hi, folks. This is Sophie Mudd. You probably know everything I’m gonna say by now (bah gawd) , so I’ll spare you and allow you to get to clicking. Because you really need to click through these. We are registered at Crate & Barrel.

 

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Questlove Is Being Sued For Racial DiscriminationBy toddJanuary 25, 2018
Questlove Is Being Sued For Racial Discrimination

 

Since like mid-2015, we all somehow agreed that every you say or do is because you’re a racist or sexist and just didn’t realize it. I guess white people have finally caught on, because Questlove is being sued for $2M for being a racist. 2018 is wild, man. Per Page Six:

Last summer an unnamed ​“​The Tonight Show ​Starring Jimmy Fallon” ​stagehand sent Decker and Cimino the unsolicited text that included “a piece of fried chicken with a bite out of it along with a racial slur that inevitably depicts African Americans,” their attorney Richard Roth told The Post. Roth declined to repeat the slur but said it included the n-word. The text was also sent to Roots bassist Mark Kelley.​ The Roots, led by drummer Questlove are Fallon’s house band on the late-night talk show.​ Neither cameraman responded to the message​ ​— which they received during the middle of a taping​ ​— and immediately told superiors that they had nothing to do with it, according to court papers. “Both were shocked to receive it and repulsed by its content,” the suit says. The day after receiving the text the cameramen were suspended. “Kelley, who is African​-American, was not,” the suit says. They were later fired after Questlove allegedly demanded their heads, despite his own history of making controversial statements, according to court papers.

Wow, that sure is…something. In a statement to Pitchfork, Questlove had this to say.

“Questlove denies the ridiculous allegations made in this lawsuit,” his representative wrote on his behalf. “Racism is REAL and exists throughout the world and for these gentlemen to claim victim is not only disrespectful to Questlove and his bandmates, but to all that truly endure racism on a daily basis. As NBC already stated, the decisions made regarding these employees were made by NBC, alone.”

So, if I’m reading this right, a stagehand sent a racist text to a bunch of people and two of the white people who received it didn’t respond to it then reported it then got suspended because Questlove allegedly demanded that they get suspended then responded to the allegations that he got two white guys fired for receiving a racist text by saying “real racism exists and me demanding the jobs of two white guys who didn’t do anything wrong because they’re white doesn’t really count as racism.” Did I read that right? Maybe I didn’t. If I did, I know two white guys who’ll be voting for Trump in 2020. Thanks for nothing, Questlove! Big fan of your stuff though.

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