Justin Bieber Is Trying To Bang Miley CyrusBy toddJune 12, 2013
Justin Bieber Is Trying To Bang Miley Cyrus

 

"Awwww, widdle boy need him diaper changed?"

 

While Amanda Bynes spent last night calling Miley Cyrus ugly, Justin Bieber spent last Sunday at Beacher's Madhouse at the Roosevelt Hotel in L.A. trying to hook up with her. TMZ reports:

We're told Miley arrived first (she's a regular at the place) … with Justin showing up around 1:50 AM and heading straight for Miley's table. We're told the two hung out for roughly 15 minutes … laughing and flirting together … and they both left the theater at the same time, just after 2 AM. It's unclear where they went after the show. Hours before the late-night rendezvous, Bieber's leopard-spotted Audi was seen leaving Miley's L.A. home on Saturday.

Justin Bieber is basically a dude on Law & Order who dates rapes everybody because of course they wanted it because he's JUSTIN BIEBER DAMMIT. So he truly believes every woman wants to have sex with him even when they laugh and pat him on the head then tell him to go away (Barbara Pavlin). But who cares about that because this story lets us know that Bieber has a "leopard-spotted Audi". I don't know what the acceptable response to that is, but I think I just broke my hand punching the wall.

 
  "Awwww, widdle boy need him diaper changed?"   While Amanda Bynes spent last night calling Miley Cyrus ugly, Justin Bieber spent last Sunday at Beacher's Madhouse at the Roosevelt…

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Hilary Duff Is At Bus Stop For Some Reason, LinksBy toddJune 12, 2013

Lizzy Cundy Pink Panties Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Rachel Uchitel’s Marriage Failed. What Are The Odds? [The Superficial]

Jordana Brewster Is In Shwingtastic Shape [Popoholic]

Maria Menounos’ Booty Is My Choice [Hollywood Tuna]

Peter Dinklage is 44 [Dlisted]

"She's A True Definition Of Nympho" (NSFW) [MyEx]

Thai Army training is the gayest kind of training any army has (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Prince Harry will kick your ass [Lainey Gossip]

Kanye West’s new ‘Yeezus’ album an offensive, non-radio-friendly disaster? [Celebitchy]

Emma Watson vs Claire Julien – ‘Bling Ring’ Special Screening in NYC [Moe Jackson]

Cinema’s 100 greatest compliments [Film Drunk]

Do not speak of Hayden Panettiere's cellulite [Celebslam]

Nintendo promises more Wii games [COED Magazine]

Russell Crowe Got Pooped On During ‘Man of Steel’ [The Blemish]

Amanda Bynes Adds Another Victim To Her Ugly List — Her Dad [Evil Beet Gossip]

Star Wars Episode VII Plot Revealed? Don’t Bet the House Yet [Crave Online]

Kanye West made a video w/ Scott Disick & Jonathan Cheban [Popbytes]

Lizzy Cundy Pink Panties Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie] Rachel Uchitel’s Marriage Failed. What Are The Odds? [The Superficial] Jordana Brewster Is In Shwingtastic Shape [Popoholic] Maria Menounos’ Booty…

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The Trailer For ‘The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug’ Is HereBy toddJune 11, 2013

 

All Lord of The Rings movies are just three hours of people walking then fighting, then walking again. The Hobbit was mostly the first movie to show a dinner party in real time then more walking. So to make sure we see more walking, Peter Jackson has made one book into three movies, so here's the trailer for The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug. I just assume all the action scenes are in the trailer at this point.

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Shia LaBeouf Got BeatBy jessFebruary 07, 2011
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A drunk Shia LaBeouf got into a fist fight when another guy at a bar called him a mean name. Radar Online says:

Shia LeBeouf got into a bar brawl early Saturday morning after another patron called him a “f**king fagot,” RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

The incident occurred at 1 am at Mad Bull’s Tavern in L.A.’s Sherman Oaks district, and ended with the Transformers star in handcuffs.

Shia is a regular at Mad Bull’s and eyewitness Mikey Dee tells RadarOnline.com that LeBeouf was in the popular bar with about 14 of his friends.

Shia and his entourage had been at the tavern for several hours when he began having words with another patron on the outdoors patio, Dee says.

“The guy was laughing at Shia and called Shia ‘a f**king fagot’. Shia shot back that he was going to ‘kick is f**king ass’.

“Shia then lunged but the other guy got the first punch in. He hit Shia hard in the face and split his lip.”I saw him get hit, everyone did,” Dee says. “It caught him in the mouth. He punched him good.”

Just at that moment, a police officer was driving past and looking directly into the bar, Dee says. The patrolmen called for back up and “suddenly nine cop cars were there.

“They handcuffed both of them and asked Shia if he wanted to press charges. He said no.Then they asked the other guy and he said no too, so they let them go and they went on their separate ways.”

Shia LaBeouf doesn’t want to press charges because then the whole world will have more evidence that he’s a drunk bitch if he does. It’s the same reason I don’t press charges every time I wake up in a strange bed next to a Mariachi band and an empty bottle of Stoli: it’s expected, it’s my own fault, and we all know it’s going to happen again in a week.

I could’ve posted pictures of Shia here, but he looks like he belongs in a junior varsity Jewish basketball league, so here’s his new Transformers costar Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. I hope you’re not too upset.

A drunk Shia LaBeouf got into a fist fight when another guy at a bar called him a mean name. Radar Online says: Shia LeBeouf got into a bar brawl…

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Have You Had Many Women?By jessFebruary 07, 2011
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Since Justin Bieber and Twilight rendered High School Musical irrelevant, E! Online reports that Zac Efron found a new beard, Australian actress Teresa Palmer.

Then they hightailed over to Voyeur nightclub in West Hollywood. And that, an eyewitness tells E! News, is when things got friskier, as the Zac laid down the mack on the blond beauty.

The twosome drank, dirty danced and made out. In other words, it was not G-rated High School Musical stuff.

“They got there a little after midnight,” says a club insider. “They were at a VIP table…They were dancing, standing up by the table and dancing. They all took tequila shots together. He was grabbing her butt and doing very suggestive dancing. Then they made out a couple of times standing up where they were dancing. I was surprised they were doing that in front of everyone. It was like they didn’t care.

“They were there for like an hour and left together.”

The source adds that the 23-year-old Efron was “all about her” the entire night. The only time she left his side was when skateboarder-snowboarder Shaun White came up and talked to Zac. Otherwise, “they were side by side the entire night.”

Considering Zac Efron wears more makeup to pump gas than most chongas wear to their proms, I have a hard time believing this is anything more than a publicity stunt. The only way I can feasibly picture Zac Efron dancing suggestively is in his dreams with Johnny Castle.

Since Justin Bieber and Twilight rendered High School Musical irrelevant, E! Online reports that Zac Efron found a new beard, Australian actress Teresa Palmer. Then they hightailed over to Voyeur…

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Lindsay Lohan Is A FelonBy jessFebruary 07, 2011

No shit. TMZ reports:

TMZ broke the story … Lindsay will be charged with felony grand theft as early as today.

An LAPD source tells TMZ … no decision has been made on whether an arrest warrant will be issued — which would then allow cops to find Lindsay, put her in cuffs, and walk her into the station in front of a gaggle of reporters.

There are other options. Authorities could make arrangements for Lindsay to voluntarily surrender at a location and in a manner that would avoid the cameras.

And there’s another possibility … The D.A. could allow Lindsay to surrender in court, at her arraignment.

Say what you want about Lindsay Lohan, but you have to give her credit: She’s smart enough to only get caught committing crimes in LA. (more…)

No shit. TMZ reports: TMZ broke the story … Lindsay will be charged with felony grand theft as early as today. An LAPD source tells TMZ … no decision has…

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John Legend WinsBy jessFebruary 06, 2011
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Swimsuit model/Todd’s Twitter and Formspring bff/John Legend’s lady friend Chrissy Teigen was at a Sports Illustrated pre-Super Bowl party because she’s hot and because she subconsciously wanted to remind you that you have time to win this. The Black Eyed Peas were at the same party because they’re performing at half time today. That means we all lose.

Swimsuit model/Todd’s Twitter and Formspring bff/John Legend’s lady friend Chrissy Teigen was at a Sports Illustrated pre-Super Bowl party because she’s hot and because she subconsciously wanted to remind you…

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Gisele Is A DoctorBy jessFebruary 05, 2011
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A model said something stupid? GTFO!

The supermodel’s latest gaffe: claiming she doesn’t use sun tan lotions because all of the chemicals they contain.

“I cannot put this poison on my skin,” Bundchen — who has appeared in ad campaigns for Nivea Sun products — said at the launch of her own organic skin care range, according to the UK’s Daily Mail. “I do not use anything synthetic.”

Instead, the leggy beauty says she protects herself from sun damage by only exposing herself to rays before 8 A.M.

However, cancer experts have been quick to question Bundchen’s expertise on the matter.

“Sunscreen prevents damage to the skin and is of fundamental importance for the prevention of cancer,” said Dolival Loao, head of dermatology at Brazil’s National Cancer Institute. “This is not any poison, when a public person makes a statement like this, it creates confusion.”

Give me a break. If Gisele really insisted on not using anything synthetic, she would never leave the house with makeup, self tanner, hair extensions, or fake eyelashes ever again. Since that won’t happen, she’s lashing out at something she used to endorse in order to gain publicity for something different she’s currently selling. If this “creates confusion” for anyone, they probably took all of their classes in a room with ramp access.

A model said something stupid? GTFO! The supermodel’s latest gaffe: claiming she doesn’t use sun tan lotions because all of the chemicals they contain. “I cannot put this poison on…

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John Mayer Doesn’t Want To Reek Of Summer’s EveBy jessFebruary 05, 2011
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John Mayer understands that in order to be liked, you don’t need to reform your poor behavior–you just need to change your handlers. Us Weekly says:

A source who recently spent time with the “Heartbreak Warfare” singer, 33, tells the new issue of Us Weekly (on stands now) that he got berated on the street that night for being a serial heartbreaker.

“Girls came up and yelled at him, saying he was a horrible person,” says a source of Mayer, who once held an impromptu press conference with paparazzi to discuss his split with Jennifer Aniston and famously referred to ex Jessica Simpson as “sexual napalm.”

Continues the source, “Girls asked how he could treat women the way he did. People would tell him exactly what they thought of him.”

Now the balladeer says he is looking for “a new team to manage his image,” adds the insider. “He wants to change people’s perspective on him.”

If John Mayer wants to look like less of a douchebag, he could start by shaving and not channeling Corey Hart in public. If women want John Mayer to be less of a douchebag, they could start by not fucking him. If you want your cookies to be chewier, you could use a higher ratio of brown to granulated sugar. I’m here to help!

One of the hearts John Mayer broke is now banging Derek Jeter on the regular. I think she’ll be okay.

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Adriana Lima Says Good MorningBy toddFebruary 04, 2011

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Let’s face it, Adriana Lima is complete and utter physical perfection. It’s pretty clear nothing even remotely comes close. If I ever stuck my penis in her, I fully expect to pull it out with the power to heal the sick and the ability to perform other miracles of awe and wonder.

Let’s face it, Adriana Lima is complete and utter physical perfection. It’s pretty clear nothing even remotely comes close. If I ever stuck my penis in her, I fully expect…

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