Selena Gomez Is A Brilliant Graphic Designer With Much PromiseBy toddOctober 24, 2017
Selena Gomez Is A Brilliant Graphic Designer With Much Promise

 

Selena Gomez released the cover art for her new single “Wolves” yesterday, and I’m not sure if Marshmello tried to untag himself from this or not, because this is a damn mess. This looks like something her relatives would airbrush on the side of a stolen Camaro.

 

 

Apparently Selena designed this herself, and this is what happens when you tell hot chicks they’re talented. Then they truly believe they’re talented in everything. Check Instagram. Your #WCW painted a dog in watercolors and is trying to sell it for $850.

 

  Selena Gomez released the cover art for her new single “Wolves” yesterday, and I’m not sure if Marshmello tried to untag himself from this or not, because this is…

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Natalie Alyn Lind Is New HereBy toddOctober 17, 2017
Natalie Alyn Lind Is New Here

 

I only know who Natalie Alyn Lind is because she’s in Atlanta doing The Gifted and two of my friends are also on the show and Lind shows up on their Instagram a lot. I’ve seen an episode of The Gifted. It’s okay. Anyway, Lind showed up at the FOX Fall Party. She’s 18, but looks like a 14-year-old with a bunch of makeup on. That’s all I got. Have a blessed day.

 

  I only know who Natalie Alyn Lind is because she’s in Atlanta doing The Gifted and two of my friends are also on the show and Lind shows up on their Instagram…
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‘Justice League’ Took A PicBy toddJanuary 09, 2017
‘Justice League’ Took A Pic

 

If Warner Bros. and DC spent as much time on developing a script as they did on advertising and reshoots and trying to explain their movies after the fact, they might make good movies that also make a lot of money. But for now, they’re just pretty much content with putting out garbage and making money. They’re basically McDonald’s and Starbucks. But I get it, DC movies are “dark and edgy” and I just don’t understand them. Ok, bro. And since they’re so dark and edgy, The Justice League dropped a new cast pic in the latest issue of USA Today. If you’ve never heard of it, it’s a publication known for being dark and edgy. You probably wouldn’t understand it. You can see the hi-res pic here if you want. Brace yourself, it’s pretty dark and edgy.

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2016 Miss USA Prelims & LinksBy toddJune 02, 2016

Marion Cotillard topless in the ocean  (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

Megan Fox is basically insane  [  The Superficial   ]

Kate Hudson did her best Jessica Alba bikini pose  [  The Nip Slip 

Stella Maxwell did Maxim   [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Margot Robbie’s Harley Quinn poster is here  [  Popoholic  ]

A moment with Taylor Marie Hill   [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

E! just announced a Blac Chyna/Rob Kardashian series  [  Reality Tea  ]

This is Emily Ratajkowski‘s boyfriend  [  Moe Jackson  ]

Salma Hayek doesn’t believe in daily boning  [  Dlisted  ]

 

Marion Cotillard topless in the ocean  (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ] Megan Fox is basically insane  [  The Superficial   ] Kate Hudson did her best Jessica Alba bikini pose  [  The…

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Michael Bay Body Shamed Kate BeckinsaleBy toddJune 01, 2016
Michael Bay Body Shamed Kate Beckinsale


We can debate the hotness of Ashley Graham all day, but not Kate Beckinsale. Never Kate Beckinsale. We’ve all seen Underworld. Saying Kate Beckinsale isn’t hot is  just not something one does. Except I guess Michael Bay who did it repeatedly while promoting Pearl Harbor.  Roger Ebert said it was, “redundant special effects, surrounded by a love story of stunning banality”. He probably just copied and pasted that into every Michael Bay movie review. Take it away, Kate:

“I don’t think I fitted the type of actress Michael Bay the director had met before,” she shared. “I think he was baffled by me because my boobs weren’t bigger than my head and I wasn’t blonde. “I’d just had my daughter and had lost weight, but was told that if I got the part, I’d have to work out. And I just didn’t understand why a 1940s nurse would do that.

Then this bullshit.

“And then, when we were promoting the film…when he was asked about me, he’d say, ‘Kate wasn’t so attractive that she would alienate the female audience’ “He kept saying it everywhere we went, and we went to a lot of places.”

I probably shouldn’t say this, but I have a friend in LA with boobs bigger than her head (and three successful businesses) who went on a date with Michael Bay once. It was once, because apparently he talked about his car the whole time and told the wait staff (repeatedly) how lucky they were to have him dining in their establishment. What’s that all about? 



We can debate the hotness of Ashley Graham all day, but not Kate Beckinsale. Never Kate Beckinsale. We’ve all seen Underworld. Saying Kate Beckinsale isn’t hot is  just not something one…

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RIP Jennifer Love Hewitt (1995-2014)By toddApril 02, 2014

Hey, remember in I Know What You Did Last Summer when you would have ice hooked the entire cast to bang Jennifer Love Hewitt? Good times, good times. Well, it's 2014 now and she's 35 and just had a baby and this is what she looks like now. Women usually hit the wall harder than Dale Earnhardt when they hit 30, and when you add in a human being pushed out of their vagina, you might as well send them over to Amon Goeth. They are no longer essential to our operation here on Earth. Basically what I'm saying is to women over 35 is, ummm, ewwww.

Hey, remember in I Know What You Did Last Summer when you would have ice hooked the entire cast to bang Jennifer Love Hewitt? Good times, good times. Well, it's…

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Bar Refaeli Got A Gold FacialBy toddApril 02, 2014
Bar Refaeli Got A Gold Facial

 

When I hear the words "Bar Refaeli" and "facial" in the same sentence, "gold" isn't really the first thing that comes to mind. Yet here we are. A picture of physical perfection is getting 24-carat gold poured on her face. I wonder if Leonardo DiCaprio ever said that to her as a euphemism.

 

pic source = Instagram

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Miss Kansas Didn’t Win Miss America, White People Lose Their MindsBy toddSeptember 16, 2013

Miss Kansas, Theresa Vail, the tatted up, deer huntin', Army National Guardin', wannabe dentist-in', blonde was supposed to win Miss America (I assume because she's white), didn't even place in last night's 2014 Miss America pageant, causing white people to lose their shit and FOX News to cry about American values. Maybe she should have competed in the Miss Merica pageant instead.

 

 

So, if I'm reading this right, Theresa Vail and Nina Davuluri are both Americans, but Vail lost because the liberal judges who were judging Miss America hate America? Got it. I keep forgetting you have to be white to be American. My bad. But, I'm a little confused here. What exactly are these "American values"? Stupid ink and camouflage? Being married to Jesus? Miss America pageants aren't held in a Wal-Mart. Supporters of Miss Kansas are forgetting that Vail went to Kansas State. They never win anything.

 

But all the white people upset right now, should sit down and try to find some common fround with your new Miss America, Nina Davulri. Apparently she's just as petty and racist as you are. Page Six reports:

There’s drama behind the scenes of the Miss America beauty pageant after Miss New York, Nina Davuluri, was allegedly tape-recorded blasting Miss America Mallory Hagan as “fat as [bleep].” Sources tell The Post’s Michael Riedel that Davuluri allegedly made the comments in her hotel room after she was crowned Miss New York on July 16 on Staten Island. In a scene straight out of “Miss Congeniality,” unfortunately for Davuluri — who nicknamed herself “Miss Diversity” — a fellow beauty queen was in the next room and recorded the comments, along with other allegedly offensive remarks made by others. A source tells us: “Davuluri invited friends back to her hotel room after her win. A girl in the next room overheard their conversation, and was so offended she decided to tape part of it. A friend of Davuluri was supposedly heard making racist remarks, and Davuluri is allegedly heard on the tape blasting Miss America, ‘Mallory’s fat as [bleep].’ The recording has been making the rounds of pageant contestants and officials.” The source added, “Her comments were brought to the board of the Miss America pageant.”

I think the only people who should be worried about this controversy is Dana Perino and Andrea Tantaros. It's obvious Theresa Vail and Nina Davuluri are coming for their jobs.

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Miranda Kerr Is On Tour, LinksBy toddJune 05, 2013

THREE WORDS: January Jones Topless (NSFW) [My Ex]

Lucy Mecklenburgh Is See Through (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Steven Seagal Is A Russian Arms Dealer Now [The Superficial]

Erin Heatherton’s New Lingerie Sizzle-Fest [Popoholic]

Charisma Carpenter’s Sweet Booty Pop [Hollywood Tuna]

Soon There Will Be A Baby With The Last Name Rocknroll [Dlisted]

Mel B is in a bikini (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Lake Bell’s wedding dress was stupid [Lainey Gossip]

Sean Parker fined 2.5 mill by environmental groups for 9 mill wedding [Celebitchy]

Rihanna Works Her Style While Shopping in Paris [Moe Jackson]

What’s with all the Rapture scripts? [Film Drunk]

Kanye doesn't seem to be too fond of Kim's family [Celebslam]

28 Hottest Bar Refaeli GIFs for Her 28th Birthday [COED Magazine]

Michael Douglas’ Rep Denies Cunnilingus Claim [The Blemish]

Canada Screws Over New Kids On The Block [Evil Beet Gossip]

Behind the Scenes at ‘Game of Thrones’ Red Wedding [Crave Online]

Tyler, The Creator tried to cover for Justin Bieber’s speeding [Popbytes]

THREE WORDS: January Jones Topless (NSFW) [My Ex] Lucy Mecklenburgh Is See Through (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie] Steven Seagal Is A Russian Arms Dealer Now [The Superficial] Erin Heatherton’s…

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Amanda Bynes Is Like “Linda Blair In ‘The Exorcist'”By toddMay 31, 2013
Amanda Bynes Is Like “Linda Blair In ‘The Exorcist'”

 

You've probably already heard that Amanda Bynes was wandering around Buffalo and saying "we're not in Buffalo" then going to jump on a trampoline in a wig. Yes, that was a thing that happened. This is apprently only good news to people in her apartment building because that means she's not in her apartment building creeping everybody the fuck out. Page Six reports:

Neighbors in Amanda Bynes’ apartment building describe living with the wigged-out starlet as “like living with Linda Blair in ‘The Exorcist.’ ” One told us, “She stares you out in the elevator. Residents are terrified to be alone with her. She knocked on one woman’s door, and when it opened, she screamed ‘You’re ugly,’ and ran away. Amanda always seems to be alone, muttering to herself and looking completely out of it.” The resident said management as well as neighbors in Bynes’ West 47th Street building are fed up with her antics in the lobby, elevators and public corridors. The source added, “The day before her arrest, she arrived in a cab and ran upstairs, leaving the driver shrieking that she owed him $150. She left her cellphone in the cab. The good news is, she hasn’t been seen in the building since her arrest.”

At this point, Amanda Bynes should try trademark her catchphrase, "You're ugly!". It seems to be here go to insult and is apparenytly used on all objects alive or inanimate. I just used it on my dog. And this protein shake. I might even use it on my neighbor later.

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