Taylor Swift Has Entered The Stalking Stage Of Her New RelationshipBy toddJune 07, 2017
Taylor Swift Has Entered The Stalking Stage Of Her New Relationship

 

Stop me if you’ve heard this before: 1. Taylor Swift meets a dude. 2. Taylor Swift immediately falls in love with dude.  3. (below):

Superstar Taylor Swift has been househunting in Chelsea as she looks to move to the UK to be closer to new Brit boyfriend Joe Alwyn. The properties she viewed late last month would make her a neighbour of the Duchess of Cambridge’s sister Pippa Middleton plus several members of toff E4 reality show Made In Chelsea. A source told how Taylor, 27, was so smitten with the handsome actor, 26, that she’d been spending all her free time this side of the Atlantic and now wanted a permanent base. Properties in an exclusive street in the west London district that she viewed were on sale for as much as £17 million recently. A source said: “Taylor and Joe are really serious and this is the latest sign that she has really fallen hard for him. She’s been very discreetly viewing properties after stumping up a fortune on north London rentals recently. Some of the places have been a stone’s throw away from where Pippa Middleton lives. The thought of Taylor Swift’s local pub being the same place where the Made In Chelsea cast socialise could make for some interesting scenes.” Taylor and Joe’s secret relationship was uncovered by The Sun in May, revealing at that point it was already growing serious after they had managed to keep the romance under wraps for months.

4. Dude gets freaked out and breaks up with her. 5. Taylor goes on a press revenge tour. 6. Taylor makes an album about dude being the worst person alive. 7. Taylor meets another dude. 8. (below)

 

  Stop me if you’ve heard this before: 1. Taylor Swift meets a dude. 2. Taylor Swift immediately falls in love with dude.  3. (below): Superstar Taylor Swift has been…

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Jerry Seinfeld Refused To Hug Kesha, Has No Idea Who She IsBy toddJune 07, 2017
Jerry Seinfeld Refused To Hug Kesha, Has No Idea Who She Is

 

Let he who would recognize Kesha cast the first stone.

Note to fans: Don’t ask Jerry Seinfeld for a hug. Pop star Kesha learned that the hard way Monday night on the red carpet for the National Night of Laughter and Song event at the Kennedy Center. While Tommy McFly of DC’s 94.7 Fresh FM was conducting an interview with Seinfeld about transcendental mediation, Kesha went up to the comic and requested a hug — which he repeatedly denied. “I’m Kesha I love you so much, can I give you a hug?” Kesha said to the 63-year-old icon. “No thanks,” Seinfeld replied.

 

People who were still using sippy cups when Obama was President have declared Jerry Seinfeld over and irrelevant because he didn’t hug her. Hopefully he’ll be able to go on with his life with the billion dollars he makes a day off of Seinfeld‘s syndication deal. Like, I probably wouldn’t hug Kesha if she ran up on me either. Have you seen Kesha? She looks like the CDC wants to quarantine her.

 

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Piers Morgan Apologized To Ariana GrandeBy toddJune 06, 2017
Piers Morgan Apologized To Ariana Grande

 

If you’re on Twitter a lot, you understand that Piers Morgan is a garbage human most of the time. Much like 99% of the people on Twitter. So after terrorists attacked her concert in May, Morgan was upset that Ariana Grande flew home instead of going directly to the hospital to visit victims like the Queen did. And why didn’t she go to the hospital immediately? It’s not like she felt responsible for the death of 22 people and had to grieve and process those emotions or anything like that. She was probably just being selfish. Anyway, she organized a benefit concert (I guess Piers Morgan and the Queen were too busy to organize one), and went on with it even when there was yet another terrorist attack in the U.K. a day before the concert was scheduled. Thankfully, this proved to be to Pier Morgan’s liking and stopped Ariana Grande from losing any more sleep over his opinion. He wrote an apology to Ariana on the Daily Mail:

But by coming back to Manchester so soon, shrugging off the latest attack in London, standing on that stage and performing with such raw emotion and power, you showed more guts, resilience, strength of character and ‘Blitz spirit’ than every snivelling, pathetic ISIS coward put together.

You can read the whole thing after the jump. I guess we can all move on now that Piers Morgan has deemed Ariana Grande worthy of respect and admiration. Did this benefit show stop ISIS from terrorizing Europe on a daily basis? No. Did this benefit show make people feel inspired and hopeful on a single day in world full of constant shit? Yes. But feel free to fire off your Twitter take.

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Gregg Sulkin Is Back With Bella ThorneBy toddJune 06, 2017
Gregg Sulkin Is Back With Bella Thorne

 

It’s bad enough that I have to know who Bella Thorne is, but I also know who Gregg Sulkin is because he used to date Bella Thorne and one time she picked his dick out of a lineup. She was banging Scott Disick for like a week late last month then Gregg hopped right back on. We could ask why he would do that, but as this video shows, it’s pretty simple really. No need to overthink stuff like this.

 

 

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Good Morning, Selena Gomez & LinksBy toddJune 06, 2017

 

Josh Duggar is playing the victim now  [  Dlisted  ]

Bella Thorne is very see through  (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Kendall Jenner pantie flash of the day  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Lea Michele should stop  [  Popoholic  ]

Good lawd, Alessandra Ambrosio  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Lais Ribeiro in a bikini (NSFW )  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Kendall Jenner is basically her mom now   [  Moe Jackson   ]

Katie Holmes is going to Harvard Business School  [  Cele|bitchy   ]

Gal Gadot before her nose job as Miss Israel 2004  [  The Blemish  ]

More Selena Gomez [  IDLY  ]

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Here’s Some Pics Of Amber Heard As Mera On The Set Of ‘Aquaman’By toddMay 19, 2017
Here’s Some Pics Of Amber Heard As Mera On The Set Of ‘Aquaman’

 

I guess Aquaman is filming. Man, can you believe they’re filming another superhero movie? This one is about a dude who can talk to fish and stuff. Cool. Amber Heard plays his wife Poison Ivy I meant Mera. His wife’s name is Mera. Here’s some pics of her from the set.

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Kendall Jenner’s Ass Did The Met GalaBy toddMay 03, 2017
Kendall Jenner’s Ass Did The Met Gala

 

You can’t really have an event where rich people dress up and not have a Kardashian or a Jenner show up without their asses hanging out, so it really shouldn’t come as a surprise that Kendall Jenner wore this dress. Kris usually asks Kim to do this, but Kim looks like Kim now, and Khloe couldn’t do it because she’s currently filming the Jurassic World sequel. A source told me she’s in a scene where a goat is tied to a stick but then the accidentally cut the power to Khloe’s fence.

 

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Emily Ratajkowski Did Lingerie/Met GalaBy toddMay 02, 2017
Emily Ratajkowski Did Lingerie/Met Gala

 

I could legit post about Emily Ratajkowski every day, because have you seen her body? You’ve seen her body, right? (NSFW)  Did you see the post below this? I need to get something up immediately to cover that up. Not even sure why I even posted that. Things were going so well.

 

Morning

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Here she is at the Met Gala last night. This dress is an affront of what I’m trying to do with traffic.

 

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Selena Gomez And The Weeknd Did The Met Gala TogetherBy toddMay 02, 2017
Selena Gomez And The Weeknd Did The Met Gala Together

 

Bella Hadid showed like half her titty yesterday, then Selena Gomez and The Weeknd did their first red(?) carpet together at the Met Gala last night. Pretty rude, to be honest.  Anyway, they look pretty happy. Maybe it’s love, or maybe he got her into drugs. Probably both.

 

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Rihanna Wore This To The Met GalaBy toddMay 02, 2017
Rihanna Wore This To The Met Gala

 

Maybe because I’m not gay or woman, but when I saw what Rihanna wore to the Met Gala last night, my mind wasn’t blown and I didn’t use all caps in a tweet. Rihanna could pretty much wear anything and still look hot as hell, so maybe whatever this is was supposed to remind us of that. Also a good reminder? The Internet never takes long.

 

No y’all didn’t

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