Oksana Grigorieva Wants $40K A MonthBy toddSeptember 03, 2010

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Oksana? Greedy? Don’t be ridiculous. TMZ reports:

Oksana Grigorieva is asking the judge to make Mel Gibson buck up — WAAY up — by increasing her monthly child support from $5,000 a month to more than $40,000. As we’ve reported, Mel currently pays Oksana the tidy sum of $5,000 a month in child support for baby Lucia, and also pays for the Sherman Oaks house where they live. But we’re told Oksana now wants nearly 10 times what she currently gets. Here’s what’s interesting. Our sources say Oksana gets $2,500 a month in child support from Timothy Dalton — the father of her 13-year-old son Alexander. It’s a tough sell convincing Judge Scott Gordon that a 9-month-old baby needs nearly 20 times more money than a 13-year-old boy. One source scoffed, “Lifestyle is not an issue for a 9-month-old. Think she knows the difference between a Ford and a Bentley?”

Jesus, does it really take $40,000 a month to raise a fucking 9-month old? She could put newspaper at the bottom of a cardboard box and throw in Vanilla Wafers a few times a day, and it’ll live better than a 20-year old in Haiti. What’s in this baby’s formula, Cristal? What the hell is in her Easy Mac, bald eagle eggs? And the baby isn’t even all the way white. You can’t even sell it for $40K. She’d be lucky to get a pack of silly bandz and a bottle of sweet and sour mix.

Oksana? Greedy? Don’t be ridiculous. TMZ reports: Oksana Grigorieva is asking the judge to make Mel Gibson buck up — WAAY up — by increasing her monthly child support from…

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Olivia Munn Isn’t The SameBy toddSeptember 03, 2010

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When the whole doppelganger week was happening on Facebook, my ex-girlfriend changed her profile pic to Olivia Munn, and everybody still thought it was her. Only except my ex-girlfriend had Ds and wore LaPerla lingerie around the house. So you can see how this picture of Oliva Munn in GQ could be viewed as disappointing.

When the whole doppelganger week was happening on Facebook, my ex-girlfriend changed her profile pic to Olivia Munn, and everybody still thought it was her. Only except my ex-girlfriend had…

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Karissa Shannon Is ElegantBy toddSeptember 03, 2010

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Karissa Shannon is famous for blowing Heff and being in a fictional sex tape with Heidi Montag, so with all her new free publicity she showed up to add class and understated elegance to the OK! Magazine 5th Anniversary Party. I don’t want to give anything away, but you might want to click on the second thumbnail (NSFW). I think Martin Luther King, Jr. can finally rest knowing his work here is done.

Karissa Shannon is famous for blowing Heff and being in a fictional sex tape with Heidi Montag, so with all her new free publicity she showed up to add class…

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Megan Fox Has OuttakesBy toddAugust 12, 2009

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Outtakes of Megan Fox’s Elle photoshoot (see it here) were released yesterday, and um, damn. I don’t know what this has to do with anything, but one of my ex-girlfriend’s used to call my penis “God’s Ambien”. You know, if Megan is interested in that sort of thing.

Outtakes of Megan Fox’s Elle photoshoot (see it here) were released yesterday, and um, damn. I don’t know what this has to do with anything, but one of my ex-girlfriend’s…

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Oh, Hey There SexyBy toddAugust 12, 2009

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Despite having millions of dollars and a Spartan army of stylists at her disposal, Britney Spears has absolutely no idea how to dress herself. With her floppy ass tits and rat’s nest weave, I guess she really has no other choice. I mean, what is else is she gonna wear? Couture probably isn’t the best thing to wear when you’re in line at the drive-thru to get a fourthmeal or buying makeup at Wal-Mart.

Despite having millions of dollars and a Spartan army of stylists at her disposal, Britney Spears has absolutely no idea how to dress herself. With her floppy ass tits and…

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So Long, HeathBy toddAugust 11, 2009

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Although The Dark Knight was his last completed film role, Heath Ledger was filming Terry Gilliam’s The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus before his untimely death on January 22, 2008. Good news is, it’s a Terry Gilliam movie. So it won’t be weird at all when you see Johnny Depp, Jude Law, and Colin Farrell (who were hired after Ledger’s death) play Ledger’s character as he travels through a dream world. I’m not gonna lie, I’ve sat here and watched this trailer at least ten times now and I have no fucking clue what I’m looking at. If Michael Jackson was alive he could probably give me some shit to make sense of all this, but I almost need to see a Camaro transform into a robot or a dinosaur with lasers for eyes for this trailer to seem normal.

Although The Dark Knight was his last completed film role, Heath Ledger was filming Terry Gilliam’s The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus before his untimely death on January 22, 2008. Good…

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Dane Cook Got CutBy toddAugust 11, 2009

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Since teenagers are mindless lemmings who believe anything they’re told is cool, “comedian” Dane Cook hosted the 2009 Teen Choice Awards. He then made a “joke” about Vanessa Hudgens’ leaked nude pics. The joke got cut from the telecast. Us reports:

Dane Cook’s on-stage joke about Vanessa Hudgens’s nude photos was cut from the televised broadcast. On Sunday, when stars gathered to tape the pre-recorded awards ceremony that aired one day later, the comedian called out the former High School Musical star’s name. “Girl, you gots to keep your clothes! Phones are for phone calls, girl,” he said, referencing her most recent topless pictures to be leaked online. The camera — which panned on her smiling face when her first mentioned the 20-year-old star — zoomed in on her less-than-pleased reaction. Fox, the network that aired the Teen Choice Awards, cut the clip from Monday’s show. After the show on Sunday, Cook told Access Hollywood that the joke was a late addition to his bit. “That’s the best part about being a comic when you go, ‘Maybe I can say the thing that everybody is kind of feeling and nobody [is saying].’ The elephant in the room moment. So, I’ll take it, I’ll take the hit. It’s okay.”

Actually, the best part about being a comic is when you go “Maybe I can say something funny”. So Dane Cook might want to try to look into that. Because, in reality, he’s probably the worst stand up comic of all time. He sucks. I sat through ten minutes of his HBO special one time and I swear I would have laughed harder if my mom was on stage getting gang raped by bears.

Since teenagers are mindless lemmings who believe anything they’re told is cool, “comedian” Dane Cook hosted the 2009 Teen Choice Awards. He then made a “joke” about Vanessa Hudgens’ leaked…

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Dear LordBy toddAugust 11, 2009

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie attended the Los Angeles premiere of Inglorious Basterds at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood yesterday, and holy shit Angelina looked fantastic. Seriously, if these pictures don’t give you a raging hard on, you might want to have somebody check your pulse. Because there’s a good chance you’ve been bitten by a zombie.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie attended the Los Angeles premiere of Inglorious Basterds at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood yesterday, and holy shit Angelina looked fantastic. Seriously, if these pictures…

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Lindsay Is Losing Her HairBy toddAugust 07, 2009

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I know it’s hard to get better than a flat-assed, freckled drunk whore with a coke problem and a vagina like Ellis Island, but add premature baldness to that list, and oh baby! Will the sexiness ever stop?! Showbiz Spy reports:

After years of abusing various hair products — dyes & extensions, etc. — the Mean Girls actress’ scalp is starting to show. And that’s not all — Lohan usually leaves a trail of red hair wherever she goes! “Lindsay has done so much to her hair, it’s a wonder she hasn’t lost it all!” an insider told American tabloid the National Enquirer. “She overprocesses it and gets too many extensions, which often rip her real hair out. “You know Lindsay has been around when you see these long red hairs everywhere.”

I’m not McGruff the Crime Dog, but you really don’t have to be to tell there might be some differences in the banner picture taken last week and Lindsay’s spread in next month’s Elle. There’s some trickery here I tell, ya! Trickery!

I know it’s hard to get better than a flat-assed, freckled drunk whore with a coke problem and a vagina like Ellis Island, but add premature baldness to that list,…

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