Kim Kardashian Took This Creepy Ass SelfieBy toddDecember 02, 2013
Kim Kardashian Took This Creepy Ass Selfie

 

Look, I know there's nothing sexier than a 33-year old chick who just gave birth to her third husband's baby posing for a picture in a bathroom while not wearing panties, but can we all agree that we've all never seen a picture so capture the essence of Kanye West not pretending anymore that he's not a sociopath? Nice vacant, blank stare, homey. Also, nice shirt, bruh. You get that at Vuitton Eagle? Anyway, everybody shoud go check out the janitor's Instagram. He has a picture of "YOU AIN’T GOT THE ANSWERS, SWAY!” written on the wall in Kim Kardashian's blood.

 

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  Look, I know there's nothing sexier than a 33-year old chick who just gave birth to her third husband's baby posing for a picture in a bathroom while not…

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Miranda Kerr Is Dating A 46-Year Old BillionaireBy toddDecember 02, 2013

Is Orlando Bloom a very handsome man? Yes. Was Miranda Kerr convinced that, combined with her genes, Orlando Bloom would a produce an aesthetically pleasing child? Yes. Is Orlando Bloom a nice guy who genuinely seems to love his family? Yes. Does Orlando Bloom have all that Legolas money? Yes.  But please keep in mind, Orlando Bloom is not a billionaire. And nothing makes a chick tsunami off her seat like the letter "B" in front of "illionaire". So naturally, Miranda Kerr has been secretly dating 46-year old Australian billionaire James Packer for months. And if you're wondering what you have to look like to pull Victoria's Secret ass if you have a billion dollars. THIS. You have to look like this. Vogue Australia reports:

After announcing her split from Orlando Bloom just a few months ago, Miranda Kerr (and April Vogue cover model) is said to be in a relationship with James Packer. Packer, in turn, had earlier announced his own divorce from Vogue's November cover model Erica Packer; interestingly, Erica Packer and Kerr also both hail from the same town of Gunnedah (look at that six degrees of separation right there). Neither Kerr nor Packer have denied the reports after being approached a week ago. It is said that the pair have been in a secret relationship for the past few months. Kerr and Packer have known each other for several years, often holidaying together with their respective families and Packer has been said to have provided business advice to Kerr on her beauty brand, Kora.

So to recap, Miranda Kerr was happily married to Orlando Bloom until her billionaire friend divorced his wife, then she was no longer hapilly married to Orlando Bloom. This has to be some sort of coincidence, and not a long-term and calculated plan by Miranda Kerr to dive in a swimming pool of money. Nope. This is definitely true love. Of money. True love of money.

Is Orlando Bloom a very handsome man? Yes. Was Miranda Kerr convinced that, combined with her genes, Orlando Bloom would a produce an aesthetically pleasing child? Yes. Is Orlando Bloom…

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Selena Gomez Has No Makeup On, LinksBy toddDecember 02, 2013
Selena Gomez Has No Makeup On, Links

 

"Fast & Furious 7" Will Go On [Dlisted]

The Kardashian Christmas Card Has A Giant Dollar Sign In It [Fishwrapper]

Here's Kate Upton's Panties [Taxi Driver Movie]

Catrinel Menghia. Damn. [Hollywood Tuna]

I Want To Go Shopping With Jessica Alba [Popoholic]

Camille Rowe Could Get It [Drunken Stepfather]

Tyrese Had An Emotional Breakdown At The Paul Walker Memorial [TMZ]

Posh & Becks Got A Vogue Cover [Lainey Gossip]

Mario Bello Came Out As A Lesbian In A Badass Way [Celebitchy]

Lots Of Booty Grabbin Going On Here [Moe Jackson]

Judd Apatow Probably Wants To Bang Amy Schumer [Film Drunk]

40 Pictures Of Celebrities Without Makeup Will Make You Projectile Leftover Turkey [Celebslam]

Ron Burgandy Anchored A Real Newscast [COED Magazine]

David Beckham Jerked Off A Dude [The Blemish]

Somebody Mommyjacked Kim Kardashian's Twitter [Evil Beet Gossip]

 

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  "Fast & Furious 7" Will Go On [Dlisted] The Kardashian Christmas Card Has A Giant Dollar Sign In It [Fishwrapper] Here's Kate Upton's Panties [Taxi Driver Movie] Catrinel Menghia….
Jennifer Lawrence Was Probably HighBy toddFebruary 05, 2013



Jennifer Lawrence and her boobs also attended The Hollywood Reporters thing and it looks like they didn’t skimp on the heroin.

Jennifer Lawrence and her boobs also attended The Hollywood Reporters thing and it looks like they didn’t skimp on the heroin.

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The Many Faces Of Jessica ChastainBy toddFebruary 05, 2013

Jessica Chastain was at The Hollywood Reporter Nominees Night at Spago last night and here is what she looked like. I checked all the pictures, but I guess they didn't post the ones where she peeled off her human skin suit to reveal her true lizard alien form.

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Jessica Chastain was at The Hollywood Reporter Nominees Night at Spago last night and here is what she looked like. I checked all the pictures, but I guess they didn't…

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Kelly Brook Says Good MorningBy toddFebruary 05, 2013


Kelly Brook is in Miami shooting a commercial, and as you can see, she is wearing a…mmmm….mmmm….uh…uh…uhhhhhhh. Sorry. Just came. Need a sandwich.

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Kelly Brook is in Miami shooting a commercial, and as you can see, she is wearing a…mmmm….mmmm….uh…uh…uhhhhhhh. Sorry. Just came. Need a sandwich. Photo credit = WENN

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Here’s The ‘Iron Man 3’ Extended Super Bowl TrailerBy toddFebruary 04, 2013


I’m nit sure what the first 36 seconds of this is supposed to be, but if you can sit through it, you get to see smash cuts set to dramatic music and people falling out of an airplane.

I’m nit sure what the first 36 seconds of this is supposed to be, but if you can sit through it, you get to see smash cuts set to dramatic…

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Eva Longoria Has Side Boob, LinksBy kathyFebruary 04, 2013


Yup, That’s Kendra Wilkinson’s Butt [The Superficial]
Erin Heatherton’s Uber Cute And Sexy Candid Bikini Pictures [Popoholic]
Selena Gomez Shows Off Her Sexy Legs [Hollywood Tuna]
Miley Cyrus put her boobs on Twitter [MyEx]
Ashlee Simpson‘s Black Panties Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Alice Cooper is 65 [Dlisted]
30 hot babes on bikes (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Lady Gaga’s Tour Rider — You’ll Never Believe What’s On It [Celebuzz]
Lindsay Lohan is going to get super-serious about paying her huge legal bills [Celebitchy]
Kai, the hatchet wielding hitchhiker [COED Magazine]
8 Touchdown Dances for Other Situations [College Humor]
Life’s tough, get a dog [The Chive]
Movie Nudity Report: Bullet to the Head, Stand Up Guys, Warm Bodies (NSFW site) [Mr. Skin]
Toni Garrn Models Lingerie For Victoria’s Secret Catalogue [Moe Jackson]
What the hell did Rose McGowan do to herself? [Celebslam]
Tanning Mom Is at It Again [The Blemish]
Ben Affleck Really Loves Jennifer Garner [Evil Beet Gossip]
Britney Spears Still Dresses Like This On Her Days Off [Amy Gindhouse]
The year of the Snake just started [Lainey Gossip]
Beyonce Announces Dates for 2013 Mrs. Carter Show World Tour [Popcrush]
A tribute to movie strippers [Film Drunk]
Jenny McCarthy Gets Naked, Shows Off Her Chicago Pad [TooFab]
Tegan and Sara bring ‘Heartthrob’ to Los Angeles [Popbytes]
Octomom Thought She Lost Her Kid [Allie Is Wired]
Tracy Morgan’s Fiancee Won’t Let Him Party [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Is Marvel Studios Planning a Planet Hulk Feature? [ComingSoon]
The Extended Iron Man 3 Super Bowl Commercial! [Superhero Hype]
February Gaming Guide: Seven Titles to Play [Crave Online]
5 Terrible Super Bowl Performances [Hollyscoop]
Alex Gerrard parties in Liverpool [Splash News]
Samsung makes fun of everyone [Starcrush]

Yup, That’s Kendra Wilkinson’s Butt [The Superficial] Erin Heatherton’s Uber Cute And Sexy Candid Bikini Pictures [Popoholic] Selena Gomez Shows Off Her Sexy Legs [Hollywood Tuna] Miley Cyrus put her…

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Amanda Bynes Got Evicted Because She Loves WeedBy toddFebruary 04, 2013



As we all know, Amanda Bynes is insane. Not in a serial killer way, but in a putting a baby doll dress on a dead puppy and talking to mailboxes insane. This probably causes her not to be able to read the no smoking signs everywhere. TMZ reports:

Amanda Bynes is currently packing up her NYC apartment … and moving somewhere else … after her landlord threatened to evict the actress claiming she’s a disrespectful rule-breaker … TMZ has learned. Sources at the apartment tell us … Bynes got a letter from building management earlier this month explaining that her lease would be terminated … because she’s a building nuisance. We’re told management made the decision after getting several complaints of marijuana smoke coming from her apartment — “morning, noon and night.” Sources say she was also seen smoking weed in the hallways.

Now the sexiest part:

Although it was a non-smoking building, Bynes had refused to cease smoking. In Bynes’ wake was an apartment littered with Marlboro Light cigarette butts and dirty Q-tips.

You know what? I don’t want to know. Just let me know when she’s committed to Arkham Asylum.

As we all know, Amanda Bynes is insane. Not in a serial killer way, but in a putting a baby doll dress on a dead puppy and talking to mailboxes…

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Jennifer Lawrence Says Her Breasts Are UnevenBy toddFebruary 01, 2013

Jennifer Lawrence was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and said she was drunk and her breasts were uneven. Is that supposed to be some kind of deal breaker? I mean, she’ll be bent over anyway so I don’t know what the big deal is here.

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Jennifer Lawrence was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and said she was drunk and her breasts were uneven. Is that supposed to be some kind of deal breaker? I…

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