Manny Pacquiao Seems Totally SaneBy toddFebruary 18, 2016
Manny Pacquiao Seems Totally Sane


After having an endorsement with Nike for eight years, Nike has terminated that relationship because Manny Pacquiao apparently doesn’t realize he’s met a gay person before. I mean, he probably hasn’t considering that wrinkled ass suit. Who’s to say, really?

“We find Manny Pacquiao’s comments abhorrent,” the company said in a statement. “Nike strongly opposes discrimination of any kind and has a long history of supporting and standing up for the rights of the LGBT community.”

So what did he say that was so abhorrent? 

“Have you seen any animal having male-to-male or female-to-female relations?” Pacquiao said. “If you have male-to-male or female-to-female [relationships], then people are worse than animals.”

Oh. Yeah, that was pretty fucking abhorrent. A few hours later on Instagram he offered up the typical Christian apology which basically says, “I love you like God loves you but ewww you’re gross and going to hell I’m not judging just saying you’re going to die but I love you and God loves you omg ewww nasty I’m praying for you but please don’t take this as judgmental because I’m getting my info from a book written 2,000 years ago. God bless.” Except, well, he then put another post on Instagram saying gays should be put to death. So, sorry not sorry? I don’t know. I guess now comes the part where you tell me that Nike shouldn’t try to take the moral high ground here since 6-year old Chinese kids make their shoes. Valid point. But I think you’re missing the fact that 6-year old Chinese kids working in sweatshops can’t afford Nikes. Gay people can. I hope that clears up any confusion you might have. Luckily for Christians, this is another luxury suite they can rent out in their Persecution Complex, so be sure to drop more money in the collection plate this week than usual. Your pastor’s kids are asking for some Kyrie 2’s. 

After having an endorsement with Nike for eight years, Nike has terminated that relationship because Manny Pacquiao apparently doesn’t realize he’s met a gay person before. I mean, he probably hasn’t considering…

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Kendall Jenner Wore ThisBy toddOctober 01, 2015

Jessica Chastain may not want to be oversexualized, but she needs to understand that sometimes that’s your entire business model. Like when your mom is Kris Jenner and your name is Kendall Jenner so you wear something that let’s everybody see your nipples and bare ass. For instance, I’m wearing a cardigan and a t-shirt with sauce from Fat Matt’s Rib Shack on it because my business model is totally different.

Jessica Chastain may not want to be oversexualized, but she needs to understand that sometimes that’s your entire business model. Like when your mom is Kris Jenner and your name…

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Phoebe Price Is Ready, LinksBy toddOctober 01, 2015

Kaley Cuoco tells US Weekly to say her husband is a pill head  [ Dlisted ]

Another porn star says she had bad sex with Josh Duggar [ The Superficial ]

Bai Ling on another stop of her IDGAF Tour  [ Taxi Driver Movie ]

Isabeli Fontana burned up Vogue Brazil [ Egotastic ]

Ireland Baldwin is see through [ Hollywood Tuna]

Chrissy Teigen has a Easy Bake Bra  [ The Blemish ]

Cindy Crawford topless, anyone?  [ DrunkenStepfather ]

Alice Eve‘s butt in these jeans tho [ Popoholic ]

Amanda Seyfried in these shorts [ Moe Jackson ]

Kaley Cuoco tells US Weekly to say her husband is a pill head  [ Dlisted ] Another porn star says she had bad sex with Josh Duggar [ The Superficial…

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Miley Cyrus Trapped Liam Hemsworth With A Fake PregnancyBy toddSeptember 26, 2013
Miley Cyrus Trapped Liam Hemsworth With A Fake Pregnancy

 

Stop me if you've heard this one: a guy wants to break up with the chick he proposed to because she succumbed to rachetry and she's traps him into staying by faking a positive pregnancy test. You probably haven't, because this rare and women usually never do thiHAHAHAHAHA MStars reports:

A recent cover issue of the seedy gossip magazine OK! blares the headline, "Miley's baby trap. The truth about whether a positive pregnancy test kept Liam from dumping her months ago." According to the popular tabloid, Hemsworth was "ready to break up" with the twerking songstress last spring until "a positive home pregnancy test changed everything." An alleged insider explains, "Miley thought she was expecting and wanted to announce it to the world, even before she went to a doctor to verify the results… Liam begged her not to go public yet. He was emotionally out of the romance for months by that point, though he was still sleeping with her." As OK! sums it up, "Essentially trapped Liam in the relationship, telling him that if he left her alone, she'd tell the world that he had abandoned her at such a delicate time."

Of course, there's another story today that says Miley Cyrus wanted to leave Liam Hemsworth in February, but I thought her PR's narrative at this point she wanted to leave because he was banging January Jones. So, uhhh, which is it? How would a man who bought an engagement ring not even a year ago, be dating Eiza Gonzalez right now? Fake baby. It was because of the fake baby.

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Katy Perry Has A New PerfumeBy toddSeptember 26, 2013

Katy Perry doesn't realy do much without her rack hanging out, because when she does, you realize she's painfully average and has an eye so lazy it watches Low Winter Sun because it doesn't feel like reaching for the remote. So the schoolgirl outfit isn't really doing it here as she launches her new fragrance, KillerQueen. Cool name. Sounds like a Investigation Discovery show about gay serial killers.

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Karl Lagerfeld Is Captain ObviousBy jessFebruary 07, 2012

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Karl Lagerfeld says Adele is too fat. Us Weekly says:

Famed fashion icon Karl Lagerfeld knows the fashion industry like the inside of a Chanel suit, but when it comes to being diplomatic about a woman’s body shape, he could use a little help. “The thing at the moment is Adele. She is a little too fat, but she has a beautiful face and a divine voice,” the 78-year-old head designer and creative director for Chanel told Metro Paris on Monday about the “Someone Like You” songstress, 23.

I’m not here to talk about how “real women” have curves and how the “average” woman is a size 14 and Marilyn Monroe was too (because by today’s size standards, she wasn’t) or how we need to be nicer. Because a lot of “real women” are size 2s, and yeah, Adele is pretty big. But what exactly is she “too fat” for? She makes her living by singing about men leaving her, not by modeling bikinis or fitting on rollercoasters. If she loses enough weight, a man may stick around a little longer and drunk girls won’t have as many good songs to sing when they’re sad. If her having some extra slices of pie means we’ll be subjected to hearing a little less Rihanna and Katy Perry all the time, by all means, let a fucking girl live.

Karl Lagerfeld says Adele is too fat. Us Weekly says: Famed fashion icon Karl Lagerfeld knows the fashion industry like the inside of a Chanel suit, but when it comes…

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M.I.A. Is Really EdgyBy jessFebruary 06, 2012


M.I.A. proved how edgy she is at the Super Bowl yesterday, where she gave cameras the finger while reciting lyrics like “I don’t give a shit.” Is this what flat chested girls do to get attention instead of ripping their tops off? Because really, if anything says “rebel,” it’s lip syncing along with a 53-year-old woman. I hear she may try jay-walking next. Look at this badass!

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Blake Lively Has Only Banged Four DudesBy toddFebruary 03, 2012

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Blake Lively was interviewed for the March 2012 issue of Elle where she wants everyone to know that she’s only slept with four dudes. She sends naked pics (NSFW), but she’s not a slut. C’mom, you guys. Stop being so judgmental.

“I’ve had four boyfriends in my whole life. I’ve never been with anyone that’s not a boyfriend. If I spend time with a man, it’s because there’s somebody that I know well who has been a friend for a while.“

Since 2007, Blake Lively has dated Penn Badgley, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Ryan Reynolds. That’s five years, she’s 24. Badgley is on a show called Gossip Girl so it’s possible we can rule him out. Reynolds probably has her bent over as I’m typing this (fuck that guy) and you know for damn sure that when she dies they’ll still be able to find DiCaprio’s DNA on her somewhere. So is she lying? Who knows. But what I do know (listen up high school/college dudes) is that if the conversation of a woman’s “number” comes up, she will only count the penises that were attached to somebody she once called “boyfriend”. Every other penis not in that category will be omitted. She won’t count the guy she took home from the bar that one time because her cat died and she needed to be cuddled. She won’t count any penis that she met during vacation. She won’t count the drummer she banged in his van after she went to his show. She won’t count the sales guy at her company she fucks during her lunch break. Understand? Awesome. Stay tuned for more IDLYITW PSAs. The more you know and shit.

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Blue Ivy Carter Has Six Nannies And A Sapphire-Encrusted BottleBy toddFebruary 03, 2012

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Other than sounding like a really good strand of weed and crying on a Jay-Z track, Blue Ivy Carter hasn’t really accomplished that much. Hopefully one day she can get kids to sell crack for her like her dad or take other people’s songs then pay them off to shut the hell up about it like her mom. But until then, she’s just an average kid. Oh, wait. inTouch Weekly reports:

Beyonce isn’t leaving anything to chance when it comes to the welfare of her firthborn child. According to a friend, the new mom has two nannies on call at all times, which makes for a total of six nannies for little Blue Ivy Carter. “Beyonce wanted to make sure that her daughter has the best of care,” a friend of the singer tells In Touch. “Her diaper is changed every hour.” And proud papa Jay-Z, 42, is also lavishing attention on the newborn – by way of bling. “Jay-Z bought her diamond earrings and a platinum baby bracelet,” reveals the friend. “Even her bottle has pink sapphires on it.” A little over the top perhaps, but what can you expect from the couple who reportedly spent $1.3 million to bullet-proof the delivery room!

Six nannies and a bullet-proof delivery room? Is Blue Ivy one of the X-Men? Is some sort of bio-engineered human weapon for the government to fight the war on terror? No? Oh then she’s just a fucking baby? I see.

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Christina Hendricks Does CosmoBy toddFebruary 02, 2012

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Christina Hendricks and her massive and secured with bungee cords tits are on the cover of the March issue of Cosmopolitan where inside we learn how she “chased her man and caught him”. I assume they mean that figuratively.

Christina Hendricks and her massive and secured with bungee cords tits are on the cover of the March issue of Cosmopolitan where inside we learn how she “chased her man…

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