The FBI Cleared Brad PittBy toddNovember 23, 2016

After being cleared by the Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services on November 9,  Brad Pitt has also just been  cleared of child abuse by the FBI after he allegedly had some type of altercation with his 15-year old son, Maddox, during an international flight last month. The incident, which also lead to the Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt divorce, led FBI investigators to interview Jolie and the kids for almost 3 hours.  Anyway, long story short, the whole case has been dropped.

“The FBI has conducted a review of the circumstances and will not pursue further investigation,” said a statement sent to USA TODAY by FBI spokeswoman Laura Eimiller. “No charges have been filed.

You know what else is about to get dropped? A shit load of money on Christmas presents out of Brad Pitt’s wallet. Sorry about what I did on the plane, Maddox. Here, I bought you Cambodia. Go wild. Merry Christmas.

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Kim Kardashian Has Secret Service NowBy toddOctober 10, 2016
Kim Kardashian Has Secret Service Now


Donald Trump’s hatred of women extends to not letting the Kim Kardashian robbery news cycle live, but it’s Monday, so Kris Jenner is trying again. Basically, Kim Kardashian is more protected than actual sexual assault victims. Take that, Donald!

Sources close to Kim tell us … her new security detail includes former members of the Secret Service, who will be armed to the teeth. There will be at least one team of 2 hired muscles (minimum) everywhere she goes. We’re also told her car will be “armored.”  We’re told after the Paris robbery Kim met with some ex-special force members from the Israeli army, ex-CIA agents as well as former Secret Service members. Kanye met with owners of 2 top security firms. We’re also told Kris Jenner is heavily involved in security meetings, and plans to get protection for Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall and Kylie … stat. We’ve heard nothing about Rob.

Rob’s boobs can’t be monetized, so I understand this decision. But this must be serious since Kim hasn’t posted a selfie to Instagram in a week. But if anybody needs this type of security, it’s the Kardashians. Especially Khloe. If we lose her, our society and civilization as we know it, would crumble and cease to exist. I take that back. If we even lose one single Kardashian, we might as well just close America, because it would be hollow and meaningless. Why bother going on living? That’s not a future we want for our kids.


Shoutout to whoever gets to follow this around every day. Respect.

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Anne Hathaway And Mark Wahlberg Were Supposed To Be The Leads In ‘Silver Linings Playbook’By toddJanuary 16, 2014

During an interview with Howard Stern yesterday, Miramax's Harvey Weinstein said that instead of Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper as the leads in Silver Linings Playbook , Anne Hathaway and Mark Wahlberg were supposed to star but left over "creative differences". Us Weekly reports:

Well, at least they both won Oscars! During an interview on Howard Stern's radio show Wednesday, Jan. 15, film producer and studio head Harvey Weinstein revealed that Anne Hathaway had originally been given Jennifer Lawrence's role in Silver Linings Playbook, but dropped out due to "creative differences." "Does it drive you insane when you can't get your starlet, the one you know that is going to be right for the movie?" Stern asked The Weinstein Company co-chairman. "It doesn't drive me insane because I've always believed if we can't get somebody established, we'll find somebody new," Weinstein, 61, said. "I'll give you an idea: Silver Linings Playbook was originally going to be with Anne Hathaway and Mark Wahlberg . . . and then Anne wasn't doing it. And she's marvelous, and wonderful and she was my choice, I love her." "You made a move to get Anne Hathaway and you couldn't get her?" Stern asked. "No we got her," Weinstein confirmed. "We had Annie and then we had Mark . . . then whatever happened, happened. What exactly was it that happened? "Well, David and Anne had some creative differences," Weinstein confessed. "They didn't see eye-to-eye."

Let's be honest, Anne Hathaway and Jennifer Lawrence are easily interchangeable besides the fact Hathaway likes to get naked, but Silver Linings Playbook would have been a completely different experience without Bradley Cooper. He nailed it harder than a Roman soldier and basically carried the movie playing a dude off his meds who really just wanted to dance. Mark Wahlberg would have demanded a scene be added where the Red Sox kill Bin Laden.

 
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Jennifer Lawrence Chopped Off All Her Hair Because Of Mia FarrowBy toddJanuary 16, 2014
Jennifer Lawrence Chopped Off All Her Hair Because Of Mia Farrow

 

It was a sad day for penises last year when Jennifer Lawrence decided to cut all her hair off and look like Peter pan and a cashier at Whole Foods. You can blame Mia Farrow.

When Jennifer Lawrence chopped off her long locks for a supershort pixie cut, she caused a media storm. But what you may not know is who inspired her new 'do. In an interview with W magazine, the blond beauty revealed how she stays confident about her bold choice. "Whenever I start feeling like a boy, I just tell myself I look like Mia Farrow, and I'm like, 'O.K.,'" Jennifer says.

Let's hope Mia Farrow doesn't inspire the rest of Jennifer Lawrence's life, because if it does, Jennifer will probably marry David O. Russell and he'll molest their stepdaughter then take her to Laker games while Jennifer is doing humanitarian work.

 

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Ireland Baldwin Won’t Be Long NowBy toddJanuary 16, 2014
Ireland Baldwin Won’t Be Long Now

 

Ireland Baldwin hasn't gotten as famous as she would like yet, so what better way than to pretend you're talking about makeup while posing topless on Instagram? Guess what will happen? I'll post it. This site is read by billions of people worldwide and has received many prestigious and sought after journalism awards, so this post I'm writing in my underwear will probably have her internationally more famous than Lebron James before the day is over. Maybe even less, because so many A-list celebrities and leading professionals in their field read this site daily. Last year, Robert Downey, Jr. was asked his thougts on the site and he replied, "I…don't…I don't…in that way…wait, could you repeat that? Is this like one of those Tumblr things or something?".

 

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Anastasia Ashley Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddJanuary 16, 2014
Anastasia Ashley Says Good Morning, Links

 

 

I don't even know where to begin here [Dlisted]

Tyra Banks has still got it [Fishwrapper]

Abby Clancy bikini cameltoe (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Here's why Hilary Duff is getting divorced [The Superficial]

Sara Sampaio. Good lawd. [Hollywood Tuna]

Jennifer Lopez wore this [Popoholic]

Anastasia Ashley's butt is in a Budweiser commercial [Drunken Stepfather]

A Vine star raped another Vine star while she was sleeping [TMZ]

Amber Heard might be engaged to Johnny Depp [Lainey Gossip]

Lena Dunham got the cover of Vogue [Celebitchy]

Doutzen Kroes in Miami [Moe Jackson]

Top 10 movies of 2013 [Film Drunk]

Ireland Baldwin. In. This. Dress. [Celebslam]

Miss COED 2014 [COED Magazine]

Jessica Simpson is on Instagram [The Blemish]

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