Sophie Mudd Is New HereBy toddJanuary 25, 2018

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[Extreme Obama voice] Hi, folks. This is Sophie Mudd. You probably know everything I’m gonna say by now (bah gawd) , so I’ll spare you and allow you to get to clicking. Because you really need to click through these. We are registered at Crate & Barrel.

 

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Questlove Is Being Sued For Racial DiscriminationBy toddJanuary 25, 2018
Questlove Is Being Sued For Racial Discrimination

 

Since like mid-2015, we all somehow agreed that every you say or do is because you’re a racist or sexist and just didn’t realize it. I guess white people have finally caught on, because Questlove is being sued for $2M for being a racist. 2018 is wild, man. Per Page Six:

Last summer an unnamed ​“​The Tonight Show ​Starring Jimmy Fallon” ​stagehand sent Decker and Cimino the unsolicited text that included “a piece of fried chicken with a bite out of it along with a racial slur that inevitably depicts African Americans,” their attorney Richard Roth told The Post. Roth declined to repeat the slur but said it included the n-word. The text was also sent to Roots bassist Mark Kelley.​ The Roots, led by drummer Questlove are Fallon’s house band on the late-night talk show.​ Neither cameraman responded to the message​ ​— which they received during the middle of a taping​ ​— and immediately told superiors that they had nothing to do with it, according to court papers. “Both were shocked to receive it and repulsed by its content,” the suit says. The day after receiving the text the cameramen were suspended. “Kelley, who is African​-American, was not,” the suit says. They were later fired after Questlove allegedly demanded their heads, despite his own history of making controversial statements, according to court papers.

Wow, that sure is…something. In a statement to Pitchfork, Questlove had this to say.

“Questlove denies the ridiculous allegations made in this lawsuit,” his representative wrote on his behalf. “Racism is REAL and exists throughout the world and for these gentlemen to claim victim is not only disrespectful to Questlove and his bandmates, but to all that truly endure racism on a daily basis. As NBC already stated, the decisions made regarding these employees were made by NBC, alone.”

So, if I’m reading this right, a stagehand sent a racist text to a bunch of people and two of the white people who received it didn’t respond to it then reported it then got suspended because Questlove allegedly demanded that they get suspended then responded to the allegations that he got two white guys fired for receiving a racist text by saying “real racism exists and me demanding the jobs of two white guys who didn’t do anything wrong because they’re white doesn’t really count as racism.” Did I read that right? Maybe I didn’t. If I did, I know two white guys who’ll be voting for Trump in 2020. Thanks for nothing, Questlove! Big fan of your stuff though.

  Since like mid-2015, we all somehow agreed that every you say or do is because you’re a racist or sexist and just didn’t realize it. I guess white people…

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James Franco “Hasn’t Slept In Days”By toddJanuary 25, 2018
James Franco “Hasn’t Slept In Days”

 

After winning Best Actor at the Golden Globes, James Franco didn’t get an Oscar nomination because before he was finished with his Golden Globes speech, he got accused of sexual misconduct then five more women came forward with allegations to the Los Angeles Times. I guess this somehow bothers him a great deal.

Sources tell PEOPLE that the actor, who was just snubbed by the Academy Awards for his role in The Disaster Artist, isn’t doing well in the aftermath of the allegations. “His team wants him to continue making public appearances. He thinks he can save his image,” one of the sources says. “He looks like he hasn’t slept for days. He’s just a mess.” Echoes a second source, “This whole process has been very hard on him. He’s been shaken up.”

Hasn’t slept in days? I thought he smokes a lot of weed. Maybe try that. Or don’t do the sexual misconduct stuff. That would’ve helped. His sister-in-law, Alison Brie, said not everything being reported about him doing the sexual misconduct stuff isn’t “fully accurate“, but hopefully it’s accurate enough that we don’t have to see a James Franco movie again.

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Jessica Simpson Is Being Sued For Posting A Picture Of Herself On InstagramBy toddJanuary 25, 2018
Jessica Simpson Is Being Sued For Posting A Picture Of Herself On Instagram

 

So a paparazzo person took a picture of Jessica Simpson, then she found that picture online and posted it to her Instagram. She’s now being sued for posting a picture of herself that a photo agency sold for money. This might be the best late stage capitalism story ever told. Per THR:

Splash News and Picture Agency, a Nevada-based celebrity news company, is suing Simpson and Reality TV World for copyright infringement over a series of photos of Simpson leaving the Bowery Hotel in New York. Splash granted The Daily Mail a limited license to publish the photo online in August, but never gave such permission to Simpson, according to the complaint filed Tuesday in California federal court.  “Simpson or someone acting on her behalf copied the Photograph and distributed it on Instagram — within hours of its original publication on August 9, 2017,” writes attorney Peter Perkowski. “The copy of the Photograph that Simpson distributed on Instagram had been altered, without authorization or approval, to remove the CMI showing plaintiff as the copyright owner of the image.”

Not sure if any celebrities read this site, and honestly why would they, but if they do, hey, photo agencies stalk your social media. People have to Google “Jessica Simpson” and they still stalk her social media, so don’t think you’re safe. Stay woke. The banner pic I used is from Getty and I’d like to thank the photographer who took it. Many levels to it.

 

  So a paparazzo person took a picture of Jessica Simpson, then she found that picture online and posted it to her Instagram. She’s now being sued for posting a picture…

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The ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ Trailer Is HereBy toddNovember 29, 2017
The ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ Trailer Is Here

 

The trailer for the 4,783rd Marvel movie, Avengers: Infinity War, dropped this morning and it has all the Avengers from all the other movies in it. I guess that’s cool. I’ve watched it twice and it looks okay. It’s not DC, so at least I’ll be able to expect a coherent story and CG that doesn’t look like a 1996 video game. Will I care about anybody involved when they fight a giant, purple Josh Brolin? Probably not. But Captain America has a beard now and that means he’s edgy or something. Anyway, this movie will make a billion dollars and the Justice League sequel will be exactly like this but worse, so let’s all wait for that.

 

  The trailer for the 4,783rd Marvel movie, Avengers: Infinity War, dropped this morning and it has all the Avengers from all the other movies in it. I guess that’s…
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Taylor Swift Screwed Herself Out of More Grammys Because She’s PettyBy toddNovember 21, 2017
Taylor Swift Screwed Herself Out of More Grammys Because She’s Petty

 

Earlier this month, Taylor Swift was nominated for six MTV EMAs and didn’t win shit. Her fans whined and asked why. I guess now we do. The Grammys are coming up, so we probably won’t see Swift feigning surprise when she wins, because she’ll be seething with hate in her seat while somebody else gives their acceptance speech.  Page Six reports:

“A lot of people on the voting committee are not liking ‘Reputation’ at all. Taylor wants to win as many awards as possible but has rubbed so many people up the wrong way in the last couple of years. A lot of the jury members have worked with Katy, Calvin and Kanye so when Taylor has tried to humiliate them, it has left a bad taste. Ultimately she may pay for that when it comes to winning awards.”

Hey, remember when Swift dropped all her music on Spotify the day Katy Perry released her new album, Witness? Pepperidge Farm remembers (look it up, kids).

“Taylor has to understand that the industry is small, and moves like ­sabotaging Katy’s album hurt people behind the scenes who work hard to make an album happen. How Taylor thinks the industry is going to give its full support to her after she’s tried to damage so many people is mad.”

It’s not that people wanna hate Taylor Swift, she just makes it really easy. Much like Lena Dunham. Aliens could arrive on Earth tomorrow and Taylor Swift would honestly think they came to see her, because that’s what her inflated sense of self-importance demands.  Then she might start dating one of the aliens then it would break up with her, then it she would write a passive aggressive album about it, then it would come back to Earth to colonize us and use our bodies as fuel. Is that what you want, white women? Stop defending her, please.

 

  Earlier this month, Taylor Swift was nominated for six MTV EMAs and didn’t win shit. Her fans whined and asked why. I guess now we do. The Grammys are…

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Happy Holidays Dump 12.25.2016By toddDecember 25, 2016

#fbf #mexico #travel

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Happy Holidays. Merry Christmas. Happy whatever the hell you’re into. The shitter’s full. I’ll see you fine people on Tuesday. In the meantime, here’s the Merry Happy Christmas Holidays edition of the Weekend Dump. This is my gift to you. There’s lots of asses and people spreading cheer and such. Enjoy at your leisure.

 

Also, the good people who own this site you know and love recently bought a new site, so for my Christmas gift, you can go check them out here. It would mean a lot to me. Yes, it would. Don’t be an asshole today on the day of Jesus’ birth. I just saw a picture of him on Facebook, and I really need to know his skin care routine.

 

 

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Gigi Hadid Is Your Christmas Eve 2016 LOVE Advent CalendarBy toddDecember 24, 2016
Gigi Hadid Is Your Christmas Eve 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar

 

And since I’m up, I might as well cover today’s 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar. It’s Gigi Hadid. She got Christmas Eve. The ugly Hadid got December 1st.  Probably no issues between them at their parents’ house this weekend. None at all. It’s cool. Everything is fine.

 

 

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I’m Combining Farrah Abraham And Courtney Stodden TodayBy toddDecember 23, 2016
I’m Combining Farrah Abraham And Courtney Stodden Today

 

Courtney Stodden seems to have fully recovered from that baby she miscarried or completely made up, because she made a creepy ass Christmas song called Mistletoe Bikini. Here’s the video. Or you can look at her sex tape instead. Both look like they were made for $20. Which is a good segue to those Farrah Abraham pics at a Christmas party below this video. I was going to do these as two separate posts, but I don’t want to reward this kind of ratchet behavior.

 

 

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Ariel Winter Is All In With Instagram NowBy toddMarch 30, 2016
 

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I always seem miss the deadline on Ariel Winter stuff, and nothing has changed unfortunately. My bad. But hey, these are the Instagram pics you guys told me about in those emails! Go tell all your friends about it. 


 

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  A photo posted by Ariel Winter (@arielwinter) on Mar 29, 2016 at 7:43pm PDT I always seem miss the deadline on Ariel Winter stuff, and nothing has changed unfortunately….

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