Bella Thorne Did FlauntBy toddSeptember 16, 2015

Let’s stop looking at Jennifer Lien. Life’s too short.  Instead, let’s embrace Bella Thorne‘s shoot for Flaunt Magazine. It’s almost like Beyonce’s but not really. Beyonce was by herself and her pics were hi res. Bella Thorne is not by herself and her pics are not hi res. Some might call that racist. Some might say Bella Thorne is 17 and now would be a good time to end this post.

Let’s stop looking at Jennifer Lien. Life’s too short.  Instead, let’s embrace Bella Thorne‘s shoot for Flaunt Magazine. It’s almost like Beyonce’s but not really. Beyonce was by herself and…
‘Star Trek: Voyager’ Chick Flashed Some Kids, Got Arrested, Didn’t CareBy toddSeptember 16, 2015
‘Star Trek: Voyager’ Chick Flashed Some Kids, Got Arrested, Didn’t Care


This is Jennifer Lien. Jennifer Lien played medical assistant Kes on the first three seasons of Star Trek: Voyager. This is what Jennifer Lien looked like then. Above is what Jennifer Lien’s mugshot looks like now. Life comes at you at warp speed. You might be thinking you’ll read a story more insane than this today, but you’re wrong. You’re very wrong.


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This is Jennifer Lien. Jennifer Lien played medical assistant Kes on the first three seasons of Star Trek: Voyager. This is what Jennifer Lien looked like then. Above is what…
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Sara Underwood Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddSeptember 16, 2015
Sara Underwood Says Good Morning, Links


Amber Heard doesn’t want you to make eye contact  Dlisted

Bella Hadid’s bra is see through  (NSFW site) Taxi Driver Movie

Charlotte McKinney carried her rack around NYC Egotastic

The only way to get Mariah Carey to run is with CGI The Superficial

Nicki Minaj wore this to NYFW The Nip Slip

Kate Upton is plus sized now DrunkenStepfather

Salma Hayek wore this to TIFF Popoholic

Kim Karashian topless BTS photos Celeb Jihad

Sofia Vergara wore this Hollywood Tuna

Leonardo DiCaprio got a new piece  Moe Jackson

 

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Kylie Jenner’s Bodyguards Shoved Jessica Alba At NYFWBy toddSeptember 15, 2015

Jessica Alba could buy and sell every person Kylie Jenner will see at Thanksgiving this year, so she should probably keep that in mind after this bullshit.

Kylie Jenner’s bodyguards got too pushy and shoved fellow VIP Jessica Alba at the packed Opening Ceremony fashion show. “After the show, trying to leave the venue, it was very crowded,” said a source. “Everyone was in the crush and Jessica had stopped briefly to say hi to someone when all of a sudden from behind came Jenner’s bodyguards. They just shoved Jessica out of the way. She just looked astonished!” But another source added, “Jessica didn’t freak out” over the incident.

Apparently this isn’t the first time something like this has happened. What are they protecting her from? She three months behind on her lip filler payments?

Jessica Alba could buy and sell every person Kylie Jenner will see at Thanksgiving this year, so she should probably keep that in mind after this bullshit. Kylie Jenner’s bodyguards…

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Gigi Hadid Wore A Bikini For Tommy HilfigerBy toddSeptember 15, 2015

Sorry to drop two 90s posts on you in a row, but apparently Tommy Hilfiger is still a thing and he got Gigi Hadid to wear a bikini for his show at NYFW. Good job, Tommy. Nice work. Glad to hear people can see your drawings once a year.

Sorry to drop two 90s posts on you in a row, but apparently Tommy Hilfiger is still a thing and he got Gigi Hadid to wear a bikini for his…

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Gwen Stefani Is Probably Banging Blake SheltonBy toddSeptember 15, 2015

Last month, Gwen Stefani filed for divorce from Gavin Rossdale because she decided in her head that he was cheating on her. She doesn’t really know. Two months ago, Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert split because he decided in his head that she was cheating on him. He doesn’t really know. So I guess one day on The Voice they decided to bang each other. We don’t really know.

The on-set source says, “There is definitely something going on with the two of them now. Blake and Gwen are being very flirty both on and off set.” “At first they were just bonding over the fact that they were both going through divorces at the same time,” the insider tells Radar. “That turned into an even closer friendship between them.” So why the speculation that the two are now romantically involved? According to the source, “Blake and Gwen have been leaving the set together at the end of the workday on several occasions and he invited her out to the bar with him after taping too. Plus, the way that they interact both on-camera and off-camera is undeniably flirty.”

Working with someone used to to be what Tinder turned into an app, so I guess this kinda makes sense. She was vulnerable, Blake was nice, they talked, they bonded over a shared experience, they banged, Gwen drank the blood of newborn to not look 45. Pretty standard stuff.

Last month, Gwen Stefani filed for divorce from Gavin Rossdale because she decided in her head that he was cheating on her. She doesn’t really know. Two months ago, Blake…

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Joaquin Phoenix Might Be Your New Lex LuthorBy toddDecember 20, 2013
Joaquin Phoenix Might Be Your New Lex Luthor

 

With Henry Cavill and Ben Affleck already cast as Superman and Batman, WB thought it might be a good idea to hire somebody who could act to play one the greatest villains in comic book history in Batman vs. Superman.  Enter Joaquin Phoenix as Lex Luthor. This is much better than my Bryan Cranston fantasy. Variety reports:

Sources tell Variety that the studio wants the Oscar-nominated actor for a role in the upcoming untitled Batman-Superman pic. However, it’s very early in the process and even if Warners offers Phoenix a role, it’s not clear he would accept as the actor has steered clear of big-budget pics in the past few years, leaning towards movies with a more prestige feel. Phoenix is also weighing an offer on the Gus Van Sant pic “Sea of Trees” and is believed to still be considering that offer as well. WB and the actor’s reps had no comment. Though sources couldn’t confirm what the role is, it’s believed to be for the main antagonist, which is likely to be Lex Luthor. Names like Jason Momoa and Callan Mulvey have been linked to the film but even if those actors are cast, sources are saying that they wouldn’t play the main villain, and that Warners has always wanted someone who would be a slam dunk in the role.

So, okay, I'm fully on board with this because even though his brother looked like an angel sent from heaven who also might have herpes and he looks like a candidate for Operation Smile, Joaquin Phoenix is the better actor. There. I said it. Just watch The Master then imagine that guy as Lex Luthor. He'd have to put Sriracha on the script because chewing up all those scenes would start to taste bland after a while.

  With Henry Cavill and Ben Affleck already cast as Superman and Batman, WB thought it might be a good idea to hire somebody who could act to play one…

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Good Morning, DoucheBy toddDecember 20, 2013

Look, I didn't get a lot of sleep last night, so if you want to complain about Justin Bieber looking like a lesbian in a pimp costume for Halloween being the first post of the day, feel free. Just know that after I curb stomp him, I'm coming after you next. Wow. I'm sorry, That was rude. I just had my first cup of coffee, so I apologize. How's your day going? Really? That's great. Haha your sister really said that? She's so funny. What's your travel plans for next week? Cool cool.

Look, I didn't get a lot of sleep last night, so if you want to complain about Justin Bieber looking like a lesbian in a pimp costume for Halloween being…

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Is AthleticBy toddAugust 03, 2009

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Jennifer Love Hewitt was in Hawaii for a photoshoot this weekend, but we can go ahead and assume it wasn’t for this. I’ve seen a lot of ads for basketball, but I don’t think I’ve seen one end with a breathing treatment and a dozen cream filled.

Jennifer Love Hewitt was in Hawaii for a photoshoot this weekend, but we can go ahead and assume it wasn’t for this. I’ve seen a lot of ads for basketball,…

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