Links Vs. Iron Man Vs. Bruce LeeBy daveMarch 25, 2009

So that’s what Elijah Wood has been up to. [EbaumNation]

Even pantsless, all I want Milla Jovovich to do is say “LeeLoo Dallas Multipass.” Site NSFW [TaxiDriverMovie]

What Oscar-winner was Natalie Portman caught making out with? [ICYDK]

Jay Stellers says: “I’m a workaholic. My boss told me that if he catches me drinking on the job again, I’m fired.” [CollegeHumor]

There’s no joke here: Where The Wild Things Are has a classic trailer. [BadAndUgly]

Raise your hand if you think Jennifer Aniston really swore off marriage.
I’ll wait.

Since you’re not using your hand, you can click this link. [FatBackMedia]

Despite all evidence to the contrary, Lindsay Lohan still wants us to think that her life is almost unbearably hard. [LaineyGossip (more…)

So that’s what Elijah Wood has been up to. [EbaumNation] Even pantsless, all I want Milla Jovovich to do is say “LeeLoo Dallas Multipass.” Site NSFW [TaxiDriverMovie] What Oscar-winner was…

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Guy Ritchie Might Be In ThisBy toddMarch 24, 2009

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One day scientists will be able to explain why Guy Ritchie was married to Madonna’s haggard ass for eight years, but it seems like his penis may have gotten an upgrade – Ginger Spice. The Daily Mail says:

He’s now one of Britain’s most eligible bachelors. She’s footloose after breaking off her engagement to an Italian tycoon. So what on earth could Geri Halliwell have been looking for at Guy Ritchie’s pub last night? The former Spice Girl partied with Madonna’s ex at his Mayfair pub, The Punchbowl, after wowing on the red carpet at The Boat That Rocked premiere. They left the pub separately around 11.50pm, with Guy following Geri out just minutes later with a huge grin on his face.

This really could have been anybody, because, literally, any chick would have been an upgrade over Madonna. She’s gross. Guy Ricthie could have pulled a prostitute’s body from a river and it would have been hotter than Madonna’s sinewy leather ass. Seriously, I don’t even know why she’s famous. Look at this chick. She shouldn’t be a sex symbol, she should be the mortal enemy of the Thundercats or teaching mutant teenage turtles how to be ninjas.

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Oh, Hi There BridgetBy toddMarch 24, 2009

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Since Kendra, Holly, and Bridget all left Girls Next Door, Bridget Marquardt has been filming her own show, Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches, on the Travel channel. Here’s some pictures from the show. In a house full of vapid whores, I actually kinda like Bridget. Her annoying voice aside, she actually seems pretty cool. And she also supposedly has all natural tits. Not that really matters to me. Snake venom and arsenic are all natural, too. The antidotes for each were developed by science. Coincidence?

Since Kendra, Holly, and Bridget all left Girls Next Door, Bridget Marquardt has been filming her own show, Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches, on the Travel channel. Here’s some pictures from the…

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You Like ThisBy toddMarch 23, 2009

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This has nothing to do with anything, but Gemma Atkinson and her gigantic rack want to tell you that IDLYITW is now on Facebook, so feel free to check us out HERE. Then we can be friends. You know, and just talk. Maybe open a bottle of wine and see where the night takes us. Unbridled lust? Intrigue and romance? Can you sing with all the voices of the mountains? Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?

This has nothing to do with anything, but Gemma Atkinson and her gigantic rack want to tell you that IDLYITW is now on Facebook, so feel free to check us…

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Sure, Why NotBy toddMarch 23, 2009

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Kim Kardashian would let a giraffe titty fuck her if she thought a camera was around and Kong Kardashian looks like Apache Chief, so the only one of these Armenian whores I’d really want to put my penis in would be Kourtney Kardashian. She has a hot body and a pretty face and doesn’t seem to desperately crave fame as bad as the other two. I don’t know, that’s just sexy to me. Also sexy? Bathing caps.

Kim Kardashian would let a giraffe titty fuck her if she thought a camera was around and Kong Kardashian looks like Apache Chief, so the only one of these Armenian…

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Tim Robbins is Doing SomethingBy toddMarch 23, 2009

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At first glance, this picture may look like Tim Robbins playing hockey, but there’s no way we can tell. He could be playing hockey, or he could be fighting ninjas who are trying to steal his original recipe of 11 different herbs and spices.

At first glance, this picture may look like Tim Robbins playing hockey, but there’s no way we can tell. He could be playing hockey, or he could be fighting ninjas…
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Bruce Willis Got MarriedBy toddMarch 23, 2009

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Apparently tired of years of banging young Hollywood ass, Bruce Willis, 54, married his model/actress girlfriend, Emma Heming, 32, on Saturday at his Turks and Caicos islands estate. E! Online reports:

Guests at the Caribbean wedding included Willis’ ex-wife, Demi Moore, and her husband, Ashton Kutcher. The Live Free or Die Hard actor, 54, and the 32-year-old British model met through friends and began dating last year. Willis’ publicist tells E! that the couple will have a civil ceremony when they return to California. Bruce and Demi were married for 13 years before splitting in 2000. Their three daughters, Rumer, 20, Scout, 17, and Tallulah, 15, also attended the wedding.

Ashton Kutcher is 32 and married to something held together by duct tape and science (Demi Moore has had over $500K worth of plastic surgery), yet Bruce Willis is 52 and has been inside more young pussy than a veterinarian. I have no idea what it’s gonna be like at Bruce’s funeral, but I think they should cut off his penis and place it on one of those velvet pillows and drive it around in a parade car behind a marching band and girls twirling batons.

Family/tits:

Apparently tired of years of banging young Hollywood ass, Bruce Willis, 54, married his model/actress girlfriend, Emma Heming, 32, on Saturday at his Turks and Caicos islands estate. E! Online…

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Playboy Launches PlayboyArchive.comBy daveMarch 22, 2009

I know we usually bring you nude photos, but if you ever want to chase the vintage nude, old Playboys were always the way to go. You can find some at trashy thrift stores, and even others are considered “collectors” items.

Too bad the digital age has something to say about that:

Through a partnership between Microsoft and Bondi Digital Publishing, Playboy Enterprises has put 53 back issues of Playboy on the Web, viewable through Microsoft’s Silverlight viewer.

The images are free to access at PlayboyArchive.com, with no age verification required.

The issues cover the years 1954 through 2007, and appear as they did in the print version, with advertisements left intact. To do so, Bondi Digital Publishing – the software pioneers that developed the platform for The Complete New Yorker – scanned and re-typed each issue of Playboy, the company said in a statement.

“Playboy has an incredibly rich history and an intensely loyal readership,” said Hugh M. Hefner, Playboy founder, editor-in-chief and chief creative officer, in a statement. “This is the perfect opportunity to offer them something they have always wanted and also a great way to allow a whole new generation to easily explore the magazine.”

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Jade Goody Succumbs To Cervical CancerBy daveMarch 22, 2009
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Jade Goody died this morning:

Jade Goody, the British reality TV star whose battle against cancer had been followed around the world, has died.

She passed away in her sleep early Sunday – Mother’s Day in the U.K.

Max Clifford, her publicist and friend, confirmed the news to PEOPLE. “She had been pretty much asleep for the last 24 hours,” he says, adding she died “just before 4 o’clock this morning.”

My first response was: “Oh sh*t, it’s mother’s day?” Which might have tainted my overall feelings of remorse over a British reality TV celebrity who wasn’t all that great and wasn’t all that important until she was diagnosed with terminal cervical cancer and died at 27 years old.

Yes, this is a tragedy, but for how many pictures I’ve been getting of people visiting the dead Goody, I can say: goodbye, and let’s move on as fast as possible. There’s just no way to feel good about this situation. I’m not going to pretend to feel bad for a Brit-Celeb who was sometimes racist, mostly dumb and managed to turn her cancer into a media event like a true reality fame whore.

And for those of you Americans that really were tricked into feeling bad for this foreign, second rate Pedro Zamora (at least Pedro had an actual issue to present to the public), think of this: Jade Goody died a relatively quick death from Cervical Cancer while reaping the benefits of being a D-List celebrity. Meanwhile, in 2008, there were 11,070 new cases of cervical cancer in the US and 3,870 deaths. In the UK, the vaccine and checkups for cervical cancer have been consistently going down, meaning women aren’t caring for their own bodies (Goody has seemed to momentarily have raised awareness through further fame-whoring).

I get that this is sad, but what’s supposed to make me care about this particular person who lead a self-centered, mostly self-serving life until cursed with a cancer that could have been prevented or treated through regular checkups?

Here is the ever-growing memorial outside Goody’s Essex home:

Jade Goody died this morning: Jade Goody, the British reality TV star whose battle against cancer had been followed around the world, has died. She passed away in her sleep…

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