Adrian Peterson Is Suspended IndefinitelyBy toddSeptember 17, 2014

 

Long story short, Adrian Peterson beat his kid until he bled, got accused of beating another kid, then got suspended indefinitely yesterday. But don’t worry, he’s a godly man and god is just putting obstacles and distractions in his path like a harmless children. The NFL thought they were in control, but what they don’t know is this is all part of god’s plan! That vague, equivocal, plan that people use to explain away things. Sweet!

pic.twitter.com/rvdQu5KBO3 — Adrian Peterson (@AdrianPeterson) September 17, 2014   Long story short, Adrian Peterson beat his kid until he bled, got accused of beating another kid, then got suspended indefinitely…
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Taylor Swift Is Pretty BasicBy toddSeptember 17, 2014
Taylor Swift Is Pretty Basic

 

White bitches love fall. Basic white bitches who really love fall post about it on Tumblr. Take it away, Taylor Swift.

There’s nothing like just apple picking in the Fall, the first cold New York weather hitting you, the fashion sense steaming up, and the fresh apple cider and donuts. I LOVE THE FALL. And hats and scarves and knee socks and wearing tights for the first time in months and when the mornings are all chilly and you can see your breath and draw little pictures on foggy windows and plaid stuff and ANKLE BOOTS and not caring when people make fun of pumpkin flavored stuff cause you LOVE IT and are happy it’s all the rage and people who dress their dogs in costumes on Halloween and fires in fireplaces and maroon/hunter green/mustard yellow color combos and baking your first fall batch of cookies but you put too much cinnamon in it because you’re TOO EXCITED BECAUSE IT’S FALL.

Real bitches love summer, because summer is when they can wear bikinis and summer dresses and yoga pants. Taylor Swift likes drawing little pictures on foggy windows and plaid stuff and cookies. Why is she single again?

 

  White bitches love fall. Basic white bitches who really love fall post about it on Tumblr. Take it away, Taylor Swift. There’s nothing like just apple picking in the…

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