‘Justice League’ Is Having Extensive Reshoots. Great.By toddJuly 25, 2017
‘Justice League’ Is Having Extensive Reshoots. Great.

 

Every DC movie so far has been a cinematic masterpiece, and if you don’t think so, then you’re just either a Marvel shill or you just don’t understand great movies. Suicide Squad made more money than The Godfather, so you know it’s better. Wonder Woman’s boyfriend saved everyone from dying at the end of Wonder Woman, so if you don’t think little girls will look up to that, then you just don’t understand feminism and you probably hate women. Little girls literally had no female role models to look up to before Wonder Woman, so I hope you think about them before you trash that movie. Justice League is going to be a masterpiece as well, and you’re a hater if you don’t realize that. It’s so great already they’re doing a bunch of reshoots and pissing off the cast. Tell us about it Variety!

The studio, which had no comment on the scheduling trouble, is spending approximately $25 million on extensive reshoots that have dragged on for roughly two months in London and Los Angeles, according to multiple insiders…It’s standard for big Hollywood movies to schedule a few weeks of pick-up work, but the cost and time allotted to the work on “Justice League” is raising some eyebrows. Reshoots, or additional photography, to use the preferred studio nomenclature, traditionally cost between $6 million and $10 million, and rarely have to juggle so many competing schedules. They typically last a week or two.

Nice. Sounds like they really know what they’re doing. Also, check the end credits for the person who worked on Henry Cavill’s mustache.

Cavill’s issues are even more thorny. “Justice League’s” Man of Steel had expected to be able to finish shooting the sixth “Mission: Impossible” film before needing to don Superman’s spandex again. That has not been the case, however, as the new scenes that are being shot have required him to jump back and forth from each production. Because of this, a mustache he grew for his character in the “Mission: Impossible” sequel will have to be digitally removed in post-production. Paramount, which is distributing the “Mission: Impossible” sequel, would not allow Cavill to shave the facial hair while production was taking place.

Why can’t Superman have a mustache? Superman is sad and depressing and the whole world hates him, so a mustache would really show that visually. Why the mustache-shaming? Also, what has Joss Whedon been doing? Joss Whedon things, of course.

Then there is the question of crediting. Joss Whedon has now spent months overseeing the project, but he will not receive a co-directing credit, according to an insider….Sources say “Justice League” reshoots have been used to punch up the dialogue. Whedon, the director of “The Avengers,” is well respected for his ability to create memorably wry exchanges between his characters. The set pieces Snyder shot are said to be usable, but Whedon has been working on “connective tissue” that was needed to link sequences.

It’s always comforting to hear that the footage the original director of a $300M movie be described as “usable”, but if Joss Whedon is on board, that means funny quips! Big fun! Banter! Just what you want in your dark tone that’s no way supposed to be like Marvel in any way. If this movie doesn’t get at least 95% on Rotten Tomatoes, fans should riot in the street.

 

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Taylor Swift Wore Some “Booty” ShortsBy toddAugust 11, 2016

I guess today is ass day or things that pass for asses day, so here’s Taylor Swift going to the gym yesterday in these shorts that I assume were custom made or bought in the kid’s department. Remember these pics? Those pics led us astray. Those pics lied to us. Hillary Clinton rigged Taylor’s ass that’s the only explanation. When will Hillary be held accountable for her crimes that I see in Infowars videos? From what I can tell, she has people assassinated, she can control elections, all media, the FBI, the Department of Justice, embassies, and created ISIS all while having Parkinson’s. Michael J. Fox has Parkinson’s and he can’t even sit through an interview. Hillary might even be able to control the weather. Maybe we shouldn’t fuck with this lady.  

I guess today is ass day or things that pass for asses day, so here’s Taylor Swift going to the gym yesterday in these shorts that I assume were custom…

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Taylor Swift & Nicki Minaj Solved RacismBy toddAugust 31, 2015

A month after their Twitter beef, Taylor Swift and Nicki Minaj healed the nation’s race relations at the MTV VMAs last night, because other than taking down the Confederate flag, nothing could have been able to erase the century old scars of racism than a pre-planned, publicity stunt designed for maximum exposure with both participants hoping to to make the “best moments” list. Taylor Swift still won Video Of The Year with “Bad Blood”. So this was like The Blindslide except Nick didn’t get a scholarship at the end.

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Robert Pattinson Really Wants To Bang Katy PerryBy toddJune 16, 2014

Hey, here comes another "Robert Pattinson is trying to date Katy Perry" story.

Robert Pattinson and Katy Perry were looking cozy at an LA after-party for his movie “The Rover.” We’re told Perry sneaked into a Loft & Bear vodka-sponsored bash at Whiskey Blue at the W through the kitchen just before midnight and headed for a patio. “Later on, Robert joined her,” said a spy. Another witness said, “They were heavily flirting. At one point, Robert sauntered to the bar with a pal and was heard saying, ‘She’s so [bleeping] hot,’ nodding in Katy’s direction.”

Say what you want about Robert Pattinson playing a vampire who liked glitter and Kristen Stewart, but his great grankids will still be spending that Twilight money. Not that Katy Perry needs his money, but she should consult with her financial advisor to see if dating Robert Pattinson could alleviate a few expenses. She could probably get him to pay her phone bill and give her his Netflix login.

Hey, here comes another "Robert Pattinson is trying to date Katy Perry" story. Robert Pattinson and Katy Perry were looking cozy at an LA after-party for his movie “The Rover.”…

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Kim Kardashian Has A Butt Gym In Her HouseBy toddJune 16, 2014
Kim Kardashian Has A Butt Gym In Her House

Of course she does.

Have you ever heard of a "booty room"? Neither had we until we stumbled upon a rumor today that actually seems kind of believable given the recent Kimye happenings. Nevermind walls of roses or wedding celebrations at Versailles, outlets are reporting a rumor that Kim Kardashian has dedicated an entire room in her new Bel-Air mansion to beautifying, toning, and pampering her butt, and they're calling it a "booty room." So what does that involve exactly? Butt-toning gym equipment, including the ProForm Booty Firm, the Yukon Fitness Butt, and Thigh Shaper, the Suzanne Somers Buttmaster, and a range of butt-toning belts and resistance bands, the reports are saying. It doesn't stop there. There's also talk of a cellulite-busting "area" (whatever that means) and a bum-spa (whatever that means).

So does she just hang laundry in this room or what, because her ass has looked like a busted can of biscuits for like 10 years. You don't need a room in your house for that, you need outpatient surgery and a recovery room with candles. And while you're there you can give Ashley Greene the keys and wow that banner picture looks really Photoshopped.

Of course she does. Have you ever heard of a "booty room"? Neither had we until we stumbled upon a rumor today that actually seems kind of believable given the…

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Jennifer Lopez Is Twerking NowBy toddJune 16, 2014

 

Usually when a 44-year old woman picks up on a dance for the first time, it's at a wedding after two bottles of wine and the dance she's learning has only been done at weddings for like two years. On the other hand, if any ass was put here to be posted on YouTube twerking, it should be Jennifer Lopez's, right? I feel like it should be Jennifer Lopez's. We should all be in agreement on this.

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Miley Cyrus Is ToplessBy toddJune 16, 2014
Miley Cyrus Is Topless

 

Well, this picture now exists I guess. I don't know if it speaks to me on any sort of emotional level or whatever, but it does kinda let me know that Lana Del Rey recently hooked Miley up with her heroin dealer.

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Wait, Han Solo Really Did Break His HipBy toddJune 16, 2014
Wait, Han Solo Really Did Break His Hip

 

Pictured: Rick Deckard and Rachael Not pictured: Han Solo

 

I was kidding, but not really I guess. Everything is basically broken on Harrison Ford now.

Harrison Ford’s injuries on the “Star Wars: Episode VII” set could be worse than previously reported. Ford, who plays Han Solo, broke his ankle Thursday when the door of a set fell on him at a British movie studio, but some news outlets claimed Saturday the actor, 71, also injured his pelvis. Ford had “pelvis injuries and may have had a chest X-ray,” an insider told the Sun newspaper.

Ok, Harrison Ford is 71. At 71 I'm guessing the hip kinda becomes hit or miss. So what exactly are they making him do, push the Millennium Falcon? I'm not understanding what's going on here. Just film all his scences in a chair. Why are we making this difficult? But as long as his arm is ok he can go pitch for the Braves.

  Pictured: Rick Deckard and Rachael Not pictured: Han Solo   I was kidding, but not really I guess. Everything is basically broken on Harrison Ford now. Harrison Ford’s injuries…

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Mila Kunis Will Have A Shredded VaginaBy toddJune 13, 2014
Mila Kunis Will Have A Shredded Vagina

 

In the July 2014 issue of Marie Claire, Mila Kunis talks about being pregnant and how big her boobs are now then this. Why always this?

“Two people are allowed in my delivery room. My doctor and my significant other. And he is staying above the action. He’ll be head to head. Not head to vag. Unless he wants to risk his life and see. But I wouldn’t if I were him. I highly doubt he wants to see that being ripped apart and shredded. Because it will be shredded. It’s just a matter of how badly.”

I'm not really sure about this post because what she said actually makes me like her more, but then I realize she's telling me to visualize her vagina being shredded. Are we talking like barbecue or tacos, because there are things I can associate with those so we can get past this.

  In the July 2014 issue of Marie Claire, Mila Kunis talks about being pregnant and how big her boobs are now then this. Why always this? “Two people are…

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Hey There, Good Lookin’By toddJune 13, 2014

My boo likes her some coffee, so here's some pictures of Ashley Greene in Soho, well, drinking coffee. And walking! Don't forget walking. Walking in those short ass shorts. Maybe I should have opened with that. In hindsight, that's way more interesting than the coffee angle I took. I mean, I guess it all depends on what kind of coffee it is though. I'm an iced Americano guy myself. I find they are refreshing and give me a solid boost of energy in the morning. Glad we talked about this. I feel like you know more about me now. We're really opening up to each other. I like it. Text me later.

My boo likes her some coffee, so here's some pictures of Ashley Greene in Soho, well, drinking coffee. And walking! Don't forget walking. Walking in those short ass shorts. Maybe…

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