Miley Cyrus’ Parents Are Getting DivorcedBy toddJune 14, 2013
Miley Cyrus’ Parents Are Getting Divorced

 

As you can see, being the only white lesbian member on the Twerk Team causes your father to disown you and cut off all communication, and apparently it causes your parents to get divorced. TMZ reports:

Billy Ray Cyrus is getting divorced … TMZ has learned. Billy Ray's wife, Tish Cyrus, is citing "irreconcilable differences" in her filing.  Her decision to pull the plug on the marriage comes 3 years after Billy Ray filed for divorce but dropped it in an attempt to work things out. Billy Ray and Tish have been married for 19 years and have 5 children, including, of course, Miley.  There's only one minor child left, Noah Cyrus, who is 13.  Tish is asking for full physical and legal custody, with visitation to Billy Ray. Tish is also asking for spousal support, and she wants him to pay her attorney's fees.  The date of separation is listed as TBD.

As you can tell from the blockquote, Tish seems like a very reasonable and accomodating person who only wants the best for her children and to remain civil with the man she was married to for 19 years. Hahaha jk I meant scrawled "ALL HIS MONEY AND KIDS BELONG TO ME" on one of Billy Ray's hundred dollar bills and gave it to her lawyer.

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Robert Downey, Jr. Wants You To Control Your KidBy toddJune 14, 2013
Robert Downey, Jr. Wants You To Control Your Kid

 

If You haven't seen the greatest photo to hit the Internet yesterday, here's Robert Downey, Jr. pondering his fight or flight response in Massachusetts as 18-month old, mom-proclaimed "Iron Man fan", Jaxson Deeno, has a meltdown because RDJ wasn't in the Iron Man suit. Sure, I can understand how a child would be disappointed if he was promised Iron Man and got Tony Stark after a fresh shave instead, but please keep in mind this child name's is "Jaxson" and his mom gives him a faux hawk. This probably won't be the last disappointment he faces in life. It's good for children to learn to deal with this early in life.

 

Pic source = Facebook

  If You haven't seen the greatest photo to hit the Internet yesterday, here's Robert Downey, Jr. pondering his fight or flight response in Massachusetts as 18-month old, mom-proclaimed "Iron…

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You Don’t Have To DVR The 2013 Miss USA Pageant Now, LinksBy toddJune 14, 2013

A Peek at Barbara Palvins Bare Nipple (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Rupert Murdoch’s Divorcing His Ninja Wife [The Superficial]

Taylor Swift Won The “2013 Fragrance Foundation Awards” [Popoholic]

More Paige Butcher Bikini Pictures [Hollywood Tuna]

Farrah Abraham Got More Implants [Dlisted]

"She cheated on me several times with spanish guys" (VERY NSFW) [MyEx]

Kate Upton has seen better days (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are 27 years old [Lainey Gossip]

Lindsay Lohan crack-hustled her way out of of Betty Ford, now she’s in Malibu [Celebitchy]

Top 10 Best Dressed at Myspace Re-launch Party in L.A. [Moe Jackson]

Has the Rock run out of shirts? [Film Drunk

Hello there, Olivia Page [Celebslam]

The 7 Sexiest Lois Lanes of All-Time [COED Magazine]

Steven Spielberg Predicts ‘Massive Implosion’ for Film Industry [The Blemish]

Another Obvious Blind Item About Kanye [Evil Beet Gossip]

Is Warner Bros. Getting Aquaman, Wonder Woman Movies Ready? [Crave Online]

Howard Stern & JD Harmeyer call out Farrah Abraham [Popbytes]

A Peek at Barbara Palvins Bare Nipple (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie] Rupert Murdoch’s Divorcing His Ninja Wife [The Superficial] Taylor Swift Won The “2013 Fragrance Foundation Awards” [Popoholic] More…

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Here’s The Video Of 2 Chainz Being Robbed At Gunpoint In Broad DaylightBy toddJune 13, 2013

As you’ve probably already heard, rapper 2 Chainz was robbed at gunpoint in San Francisco this weekend. I’ve watched this ten times now, and if 2 Chainz ever gives up rapping, he should try out for the Olympic track team.

As you’ve probably already heard, rapper 2 Chainz was robbed at gunpoint in San Francisco this weekend. I’ve watched this ten times now, and if 2 Chainz ever gives up…

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The Many Sex Faces Of Miley CyrusBy toddJune 13, 2013

Miley Cyrus is basically a ratchet lesbian now, and these pictures of her at some event about MySpace don't really seem to reverse that narrative. She also thinks she's black now. Achy Minaj? (probably not my best work)

Miley Cyrus is basically a ratchet lesbian now, and these pictures of her at some event about MySpace don't really seem to reverse that narrative. She also thinks she's black…

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Katie Holmes Is Trying To Get Pregnant By Her Co-StarBy toddJune 13, 2013

Being married to Tom Cruise sucked every last bit of hot out of Katie Holmes, and when he was done, he cracked open her bones and sucked the marrow to make sure there wasn't any hot left, but apparently she wants another guy to have sex with her. She's already dating her Mania Days co-star Luke Kirby (I don't know who he is either, sorry), and she and her ovaries have agreed that he's the best candidate. National Enquirer reports:

Lovestruck KATIE HOLMES is telling pals that she wants to be a mom again – and new squeeze Luke Kirby is her dream baby daddy!..“Katie is so ready to start a new chapter of her life, and she wants to make Suri’s dream of becoming a big sister come true,” divulged an insider.“Suri has been pestering Katie for a baby brother or sister for a few years, but Katie and Tom were having such terrible problems that she didn’t want another child.“After she and Tom split last summer, Katie gave up on her baby dream. But since meeting Luke, Katie feels reborn. She’s so ready to start fresh with him and put the past – and Tom – behind her.”

Despite that blockquote sounding like a part of a novel for written for tween girls, I'm not sure how Tom Cruise is going to feel about this. I say "feel" because does Tom Cruise really feel? One of the worst kept secrets in Hollywood is that Tom Cruise stalks and kills homeless people for sport and makes prostitutes wear their skin.

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Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant EverywhereBy toddJune 13, 2013

While her baby daddy is off banging Canadian models and telling magazine reporters that he's the greatest thing of every greatest thing in the history greatest things, Kim Kardashian is alone and fat and still trying to convince herself that she's sexy or that Kanye loves her. I mean, look at these pictures, son. How do you get pregnant in your leg, brah?

 

Note: I just used the word "brah" in a sentence. It's been a tough week.

While her baby daddy is off banging Canadian models and telling magazine reporters that he's the greatest thing of every greatest thing in the history greatest things, Kim Kardashian is…

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Lizzie Cundy Is At The BeachBy toddJune 13, 2013

WENN has these pictures tagged as, "Lizzie Cundy enjoys time on the beach after attending Tamara Ecclestone's post wedding party on the French Riviera", and I'll be honest with you, there's a lot of words in there that I don't recognize. But it's the summer and I need to put pictures of women in bikinis up, so here we are. We started from the bottom and now we're posting pictures of people we've never heard of before. What an amazing day here at IDLYITW!

WENN has these pictures tagged as, "Lizzie Cundy enjoys time on the beach after attending Tamara Ecclestone's post wedding party on the French Riviera", and I'll be honest with you,…
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Liv Tyler Is Still Alive, LinksBy toddJune 13, 2013

Wind Reveals some Reese Witherspoon Ass Cheek (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie

Eddie Murphy Has Sex With This [The Superficial

Vanessa Hudgens Pumps Gas, Looks Totally Freaking Hot And Bootylicious While Doing So [Popoholic]

Kate Upton’s Topless Bodypaint Pictures [Hollywood Tuna]

Backdoor Farrah Loves To Do Herself To Her Porn Debut [Dlisted

Shelby Keeton is a babe (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Rob Lowe is playing JFK in a new documentary drama [Lainey Gossip]

Kim Kardashian wants a C-section, ‘she’s petrified about giving birth’ [Celebitchy]

Happy 32nd Birthday To The Gorgeous Adriana Lima [Moe Jackson]

Jackie Chan is doing a stage musical based on his life [Film Drunk]

What happened to the rest of Denise Richards? [Celebslam]

8 month erection leads to lawsuit [COED Magazine]

Kanye West Calls Himself the Steve Jobs of the Internet, Fashion and Culture [The Blemish]

Will Smith And His Son Share An Open Mouthed Kiss [Evil Beet Gossip]

“Man of Steel is, by far, the best Superman movie ever made.” [Crave Online]

Oh hey, Joe Manganiello. Working out shirtless I see? [Popbytes]

Wind Reveals some Reese Witherspoon Ass Cheek (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]  Eddie Murphy Has Sex With This [The Superficial]  Vanessa Hudgens Pumps Gas, Looks Totally Freaking Hot And Bootylicious…

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