Amy Winehouse Died Of A “Misadventure”By jessOctober 26, 2011

Amy Winehouse‘s death was ruled accidental. E! Online reports:

Three months after Amy Winehouse’s unexpected passing, and her official cause of death has finally been revealed. Turns out, her family was right: it wasn’t drugs that killed her. It was alcohol. British coroner Suzanne Greenway announced today that the 27-year-old suffered a “death by misadventure” on July 23, and that her passing was an “unintended consequence” of accidental alcohol poisoning. An initial autopsy taken in the wake of the singer’s death was inconclusive, though no drugs were found in her system at the time. But according to both Greenway and pathologist Suhail Baithun, plenty of alcohol, sadly, was. Baithun told the inquest committee this morning, where their findings were revealed, that Winehouse had consumed “a very large quantity of alcohol” and that her blood-alcohol limit was more than five times that of the drunk-driving limit. As for the exact numbers, Greenway told the St. Pancras Coroners Court at today’s inquest hearing that the singer had 416 mg of alcohol per 100 ml of blood. The legal limit in Britain is 80 mg.

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Amy Winehouse‘s death was ruled accidental. E! Online reports: Three months after Amy Winehouse’s unexpected passing, and her official cause of death has finally been revealed. Turns out, her family…

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Selena Gomez And Justin Bieber Are AdoptingBy jessOctober 25, 2011
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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber adopted a puppy. E! Online reports:

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez visited D’Arcy’s Animal Rescue Centre in Winnipeg, Canada, and adopted this cutie, who accompanied Selena in London, Ontario, before her concert. So what’s the name of this husky mix? Sorry, no name hybrids here (Julena or Seltin, anyone?).The pup’s name is Baylor.

I tried really hard to care about this story, but I just discovered green apple Tootsie Pops. Those are a lot more interesting than Justin Bieber. They’re also a lot less likely to have AIDS.

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber adopted a puppy. E! Online reports: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez visited D’Arcy’s Animal Rescue Centre in Winnipeg, Canada, and adopted this cutie, who accompanied…

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Ashley Tisdale Is In A BikiniBy toddOctober 25, 2011

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I was going to post this yesterday, then I realized I was editing pics of Ashley Tisdale in a bikini so I stopped. Anyway, here she is in Miami. That might be a good place for Disney to start their literal Parade Of Whores. It has a tropical monsoon climate that encourages people to go outdoors.

I was going to post this yesterday, then I realized I was editing pics of Ashley Tisdale in a bikini so I stopped. Anyway, here she is in Miami. That…

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Zach GalinkifinakisBy jessOctober 24, 2011

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Some UK newscaster had an upskirt. [Taxidriver Movie]
Courtney Stodden was too whorish for a pumpkin patch. [The Superficial]
Kristen Stewart in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather]
Sofia Vergara is doing this wrong [Celebitchy]
Vinny Guadagnino had sex with Snooki so you don’t have to. [The Blemish]
Something about a Big Boob Special. Seriously. [Zoo Today]
Drunk girls in Halloween costumes making out. Because when you’re too old to trick-or-treat, you have to trick-for-treats. [Coed Magazine]
Milla Jovovich is/was hot. [Cityrag]
Kim Kardashian was cast in a movie. A Tyler Perry movie. [Dlisted]
Kourtney Kardashian‘s baby is already a douchebag. [Moe Jackson]
Pretty sure Gwen Stefani‘s cute kids are the only reason paparazzi take pictures of her anymore. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Lindsay Lohan tried bribing the morgue crew with cupcakes. Uh, why didn’t this work? [Popbytes]
Emily DiDonato in Victoria’s Secret [Popoholic]
Brian Robinson got banned. [Egotastic]
Video of Jennifer Lopez crying onstage [Allie Is Wired]
The 30 worst celebrity tattoos. I’m sure Dennis Rodman‘s mom is really proud. [The Chive]
More pictures of Mariah Carey‘s babies. They look like babies. [A Socialite’s Life]
Ashley Greene in Blackbook [Amy Grindhouse]
The trailer for Madonna‘s new shit movie [Tabloid Prodigy]
Bitches in slutty Halloween costumes [Best Week Ever]
Madonna‘s brother might be a troll. [Popeater]
Lucy Pinder is good at Twitter. [Hollywood Tuna]
Salma Hayek is see-through [Celebslam]

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Some UK newscaster had an upskirt. [Taxidriver Movie] Courtney Stodden was too whorish for a pumpkin patch. [The Superficial] Kristen Stewart in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather] Sofia Vergara is doing…

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Everybody Loves Madonna’s New MovieBy toddOctober 24, 2011

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While her older brother is homeless and living under a bridge in Michigan, Madonna is still trying to make people believe that she’s British and talented. So she directed a movie set in 1937 about the life of Wallace Simpszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Radar Online reports:

Madonna got a chilly reception when she walked the red carpet at the screening of her new film W.E. in London on Sunday, and for once the English weather wasn’t to blame. The Queen of Pop was booed by the British crowd when she arrived at the Empire Cinema in Leicester Square for the screening of her film at the 55th annual BFI London Film Festival in her adopted homeland. It’s not the first time that Madonna’s latest directorial venture has been bashed. As RadarOnline.com previously reported, W.E. was slammed by critics when it premiered at the Venice Film Festival in September. The Wallace Simpson biopic is based on the life of the American socialite who married Prince Edward, future King of England, in 1937, forcing him to abdicate the throne.

Whatever. Of course it was going to suck. Just like the movie Lady Gaga is going to direct that’s set in 1973 about the life of the Armenian social worker Simpson Wallace who married Prince Tedward. See? It’s not the same thing!

While her older brother is homeless and living under a bridge in Michigan, Madonna is still trying to make people believe that she’s British and talented. So she directed a…

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Jennifer Lopez Had A Breakdown OnstageBy jessOctober 24, 2011

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Jennifer Lopez broke down crying onstage this weekend. Radar Online reports:

Jennifer Lopez let her emotions and her tears flow while singing about love Saturday night. During her headlining performance at the Mohegan Sun Arena’s 15th anniversary celebration, she broke down in tears and ran offstage sobbing. After an acoustic performance of If You Had My Love, Jennifer addressed the audience, telling the packed house it was “the first song I wrote about love.” Visibly distressed, she then added, “what is love? As the last song I wrote about love…a lot has changed since then.” As she sang, pairs of dancers appeared in spotlights around her. One couple had a P. Diddy look-alike with the female dancer wearing a copy of her infamous slit-down-to-the navel Versace gown. Another had the male dancer mimicking Cris Judd with the girl in jeans and a T-shirt, while another pair had the girl wearing a seafoam green gown on the arm of a Ben Affleck double. Most telling was the dancing couple who recreated Lopez and Marc Anthony during their sizzling American Idol performance last May, just weeks before they announced their split. “At the end of the song she started sobbing and had to take a few moments to keep it together,” an onlooker told RadarOnline.com exclusively. “She held it together for one song but then ran offstage crying. “She only sang a few more songs and she was obviously out of it. Everyone was so sad for her. It was really dramatic.”

Maybe she’s upset because they left her first husband (you know, the waiter with the sex tape and dreams of Playgirl?) and the rapistguy she cheated on Marc Anthony with out. Who cares? Jennifer Lopez has no discernible talent save for a huge ass. The only people who should be crying in this story are the ones who had to hear her sing live.

Jennifer Lopez broke down crying onstage this weekend. Radar Online reports: Jennifer Lopez let her emotions and her tears flow while singing about love Saturday night. During her headlining performance…

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Christina Hendricks Must Read IDLYITWBy toddOctober 18, 2010

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Less than a month after telling Red magazine that she’s “proud” to make brownies curvy feel better about themselves, Christina Hendricks is reportedly going on a crash diet. Daily Mail reports:

It’s the news her legion of male admirers have dreaded – voluptuous Mad Men star Christina Hendricks is going on a diet. The 35-year-old, who has a stunning 39D-30-39 figure, has told friends she wants to lose more than two stone to conform with Hollywood’s svelte stars. Christina has got sick of all the talk of her being the curviest woman in Hollywood. For her it basically meant she was being called fat,’ says a source. ‘Now she’s gone against everything she believed in before by going on the first diet of her life. ‘Christina’s cut out carbs, and alcohol, although she’s not a big drinker. She’s eating fish oil to break down fat and pak choi and edamame nearly every meal. She hopes the first stone will fall off in the next month or so.’

Mama Dip’s Kitchen is another good thing she can read. Because if she wants to deep fry edamame then make something with chocolate on the side, she might as well learn how to do it right. Oh, don’t thank me! I’m always here to help!

Less than a month after telling Red magazine that she’s “proud” to make brownies curvy feel better about themselves, Christina Hendricks is reportedly going on a crash diet. Daily Mail…

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Taryn Manning Is Burning It UpBy toddOctober 18, 2010

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Taryn Manning was in Waikiki this weekend where she relaxed by the pool with friends and told them about her new core body workout. No wait, I meant to say hot dogs. And possibly pie.

Taryn Manning was in Waikiki this weekend where she relaxed by the pool with friends and told them about her new core body workout. No wait, I meant to say…

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Tyra Banks Is GreatBy toddOctober 18, 2010

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In 2009, Tyra Banks did a show on teen sex addicts in which a 15-year old girl appeared to talk about how much she likes sex. So imagine her mother’s surprise when she found out where she went. Then imagine Tyra Banks surprise when got hit with a $3 million lawsuit. For what you might ask? Oh, no reason. Popeater reports:

In a lawsuit filed Oct. 8 in federal court in Atlanta, Beverly McClendon claims the show contacted the teen on her cell phone after she responded to a request on the show’s website seeking “sex addicts.” The girl was then picked up from her home in Georgia in a limo and flown to New York, where she was put up in a hotel, all without her mother’s knowledge, the lawsuit says. McClendon filed a missing person report with local police when she realized her daughter was gone. The teen has never been diagnosed as a sex addict, the lawsuit says. The lawsuit also names Warner Bros. Entertainment and the executive producers of the show as defendants. McClendon says her daughter suffered damages because the 2009 show “was undoubtedly watched by sexual deviants, perverts and pedophiles.” The lawsuit seeks a jury trial and asks for $1 million in compensatory damages and $2 million in punitive damages. It also asks the court to bar the episode from ever being aired again on television or online.

Teen sex addicts? Really? What’s next, a show about leprechauns who are addicted to pots of gold? Dogs who are addicted to barking? Whatever. Tyra Banks makes every show about her, so I assume she came out in pigtails while sucking on a lollipop at some point.

In 2009, Tyra Banks did a show on teen sex addicts in which a 15-year old girl appeared to talk about how much she likes sex. So imagine her mother’s…

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This Was The Best PictureBy toddOctober 15, 2010

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I’m a Southern gentleman and I only agree with hitting women only if it’s already included in the price beforehand or if they back talk or overcook the chicken. Even after you’ve told them specifically time and time again that you don’t like overcooked chicken. Am I talking to myself? What are you, stupid? Can’t you do anything right?! Stop crying and cook it right, bitch!! Oh by the way, remember when Rihanna got her ass beat by Chris Brown because she had the audacity to ask who the girl was he was texting? And remember how you said the banner pic didn’t really match the almost unreadable police report? Well, that’s because there are more pictures from that night that are so horrific that RadarOnline wouldn’t even buy them.

The photos were taken in a Los Angeles emergency room where Rihanna was being treated after she was assaulted the night of the Grammy awards in February 2009, according to an anonymous source who would not identify themselves to RadarOnline.com. “They were taken at the hospital,” admitted the source, who has been shopping the photos to various other media outlets. While three of the stills feature Rihanna, a fourth is of Brown seated in a hospital room pictured with a small lesion on his upper lip. The battered songstress, whose real name is Robyn Fenty, is pictured with large welts above each of her eyebrows, marks on both of her cheeks and a split lip. The most graphic photo is a close-up; her left eye bloodied and bruised, with four lesions on her face and multiple cuts on her bottom lip. Rihanna, wearing a grey tank top with her short hair pushed off her face, is also photographed in a profile position, showing the right side of her face. A ruler is being held up which shows the reddish swelling to span two inches – from the bottom of her eye almost all the way down to her mouth. In another image, Rihanna is shown pulling her busted lips apart to show numerous lacerations on the inside of her mouth. A worker, wearing a latex glove, is holding up a ruler to her lips. There appears to be at least five major cuts on the inside of her lips. In the one image not seen by RadarOnline.com, Rihanna is captured with a “bite bruised mark on her arm“, according to the source.

As much as I don’t understand why a man would stick his penis in another man’s anus, I almost understand that better than why a man would hit a woman. Would that make her shut the fuck up? Yeah. But getting a job or finally learning how to eat pussy will pretty much do the same thing.

I’m a Southern gentleman and I only agree with hitting women only if it’s already included in the price beforehand or if they back talk or overcook the chicken. Even…

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