Paul Walker’s Body Has To Be Identified By Dental RecordsBy toddDecember 02, 2013
Paul Walker’s Body Has To Be Identified By Dental Records

 

Well shit. Hollywoodscoop reports:

Paul Walker's body was so badly burned during his car accident on Saturday, both him and his friend Roger Rodas' bodies are unidentifiable by the coroner. Their autopsies will need to be delayed until the coroner is able to get their dental records to make a match. So sad. Paul and Roger were leaving the Reach Out Worldwide organization, to support typhoon relief efforts in the Philippines when they got into the fiery car accident in Roger's 2005 Porsche Carrera GT. The police department say speed was a major factor in the accident.

If you weren't expecting this, then it might not be a good time to see the car Paul Walker was a passenger in immediately after the crash. Because if you had seen it, you probably would have expected the medical examiner to identify Walker's body by carbon dating.

 

Yeah, this looks bad.

 

  Well shit. Hollywoodscoop reports: Paul Walker's body was so badly burned during his car accident on Saturday, both him and his friend Roger Rodas' bodies are unidentifiable by the coroner. Their…

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Paul Walker (1973 – 2013)By toddDecember 01, 2013
Paul Walker (1973 – 2013)

 

Paul Walker died in a car crash. Nope. Not even going there. TMZ reports:

Paul Walker — best known for his role in "The Fast and the Furious" movies — died Saturday afternoon after a single-car accident and explosion in Southern California … TMZ has learned. The accident happened in Santa Clarita — north of Los Angeles — and according to multiple sources connected to Paul … the actor was in a Porsche when the driver somehow lost control and slammed into a post or a tree … and then the car burst into flames. We're told Paul and another person in the car were killed. Law enforcement is still on the scene, and we're told the L.A. County Coroner's Office is on the way. At this point, it's unclear what caused the accident, or who was behind the wheel when it happened. Paul was 40 years old. Sources close to Paul tell us he was in Santa Clarita for a car show to support the Philippines typhoon relief effort, and had been taking friends out for rides in his new Porsche GT. The accident happened during one of those test spins.

Even though most of his movies sucked except for the underrated Running Scared, Paul Walker seemed like a cool guy. In his honor, I'm going to tokyo drift into Moe's tomorrow and get a burrito. What? Whatever. Not all people grieve the same, you know.

 

UPDATE: Walker's rep just confirmed to TMZ. Not a hoax.

 
  Paul Walker died in a car crash. Nope. Not even going there. TMZ reports: Paul Walker — best known for his role in "The Fast and the Furious" movies…

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She’s Single Ya’ll!!!By toddMarch 17, 2010

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Credited for being a positive influence on Britney and keeping her from riding a tricycle down PCH with a human head taped to the handle bars or throwing her tampon in a restaurant or whatever it is this lunatic does, Jason Trawick, Britney’s manager/boyfriend, has split from this hillbilly after dating her for a year. E! News reports:

The 28-year-old pop princess and her talent-agent boyfriend Jason Trawick called it quits at the end of February after about a year of dating, a source exclusively tells E! News. “They were fighting a lot and have not been getting along,” the source says. Spears and Trawick cooled off over the holidays in December, but rekindled the flame in time to attend the Grammys together on Jan. 31, where Spears was nominated for Best Dance Recording for “Womanizer.” They were last seen in public together on Valentine’s Day at a McDonald’s drive-thru in L.A. “They both just needed to take a break from each other,” the source says. “It wasn’t working out.”

Britney is a psychotic break waiting to happen, so this can’t be good news. Seemingly the only person with her best interest at heart is now not with her anymore. I give it two weeks before Britney is skinning a possum in the aisle at Target.

Credited for being a positive influence on Britney and keeping her from riding a tricycle down PCH with a human head taped to the handle bars or throwing her tampon…

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Shay Marie LinksBy toddMarch 17, 2010

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Kate Winslet is enjoying being single. In a bikini. [Popeater]
Celebrity 911 calls. Do we really want to hear them? Yes. [Popeater]
Nicole Eggert tries to stay relevant by talking about Corey Haim’s death. “He didn’t want to die.” Really? Thanks for that. [Popeater]
Anne Hathaway needs makeup [Popoholic]
Heidi Klum is topless [Egotastic]
Stephanie Seymour nip slip [TaxiDriver Movie]
Drunk girls of St. Patty’s Day [COED Magazine]
Self-esteem booster [College Humor]
Soledad Ainesa. Damn. [Celebslam]
Jennifer Aniston goes commando [Cityrag]
Tiger Woods is fucked [Cele|bitchy]
I’m marrying this chick. For real. [Heyman Hustle]

I would like to thank Jack over at Maxim for emailing me this today: “Shay Marie. I know she’s not famous, but you should Google this chick…she’s right up your alley.” It’s like he was staring directly into my soul…

Kate Winslet is enjoying being single. In a bikini. [Popeater] Celebrity 911 calls. Do we really want to hear them? Yes. [Popeater] Nicole Eggert tries to stay relevant by talking…

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Michael Lohan Had A Heart Attack, Still AliveBy toddMarch 17, 2010

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Hopefully it won’t take Lindsay until she’s 49 to have her first heart attack.TMZ reports:

Michael Lohan was taken to a hospital in New York after suffering chest pains that radiated to his arms. Kate says an EKG showed evidence of a heart attack. Kate says Michael is at St. Francis Hospital in Manhasset. She says Michael will undergo a “procedure” but wasn’t specific. Back on March 6, Michael suffered chest pains and was told by his doctor that he needed a heart catheterization.

Michael Lohan married Dina Lohan and his seed made Lindsay Lohan possible, so if anybody deserves to die a painful death, it’s this douchebag (check banner pic for further details). If we’re lucky, maybe this is some new reality show. Final Destination: New Jersey, for instance.

Hopefully it won’t take Lindsay until she’s 49 to have her first heart attack.TMZ reports: Michael Lohan was taken to a hospital in New York after suffering chest pains that…

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BROCK SMASH!!!!By toddMarch 16, 2010

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Brock Hogan’s quest for a cure led her to Miami where she walked around in shorts she bought in the men’s department because she never knows when her pulse rate may get to high and the anger within will be unleashed. Will she ever be able to not have to special order her shoes? Will General Ross be able to contain her fury? Who will survive, and WHAT WILL BE LEFT OF THEM??!!??

Brock Hogan’s quest for a cure led her to Miami where she walked around in shorts she bought in the men’s department because she never knows when her pulse rate…

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Somebody Cast Heidi MontagBy toddMarch 16, 2010

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Having DDD’s and a hot ass apparently has it’s advantages, because here’s Heidi Montag filming on the set of Just Go With It yesterday. That sounds like a lame title for a movie, but I’m sure it sounded like a good thing to say when she was getting uncomfortable during the audition. Hopefully they were able to convince her that ATM was probably the best way to get a speaking part.

Having DDD’s and a hot ass apparently has it’s advantages, because here’s Heidi Montag filming on the set of Just Go With It yesterday. That sounds like a lame title…

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Francia Raisa Is New HereBy toddMarch 15, 2010

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I’ve never seen Bring It On: All or Nothing or The Secret Life of the American Teenager, but maybe I should. I should probably also make a mixtape and spray some cologne on a dozen roses. Because, let’s face it, I’m in love.

I’ve never seen Bring It On: All or Nothing or The Secret Life of the American Teenager, but maybe I should. I should probably also make a mixtape and spray…
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You’re Not Gonna Believe ThisBy toddMarch 15, 2010

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Kate Gosselin has tricked millions of bitter women everywhere that she is a poor victim of a cheating husband and is now a devoted single mom, but in reality, she’s an emasculating, narcissistic, power hungry cunt, who’s lucky her husband didn’t snap and put her in a shoebox after he chopped her up. Everyone who knows her personally hates her, but she could change all that by getting out of the spotlight and being the mother she so desperately wants people to think she is when she’s signing their book while her kids are with the nanny. But she doesn’t have time for that now. Dancing With The Stars is more important. Luckily for her, she’s making lots of new friends and bringing rays of sunshine to the set everyday. You know, or whatever means the exact opposite of that. New York Post reports:

Kate Gosselin is being a “total diva” on the set of “Dancing With the Stars” — snubbing other contestants and behaving frostily to crew members, sources tell Page Six. The recently divorced mom of eight has been rehearsing for the ABC show, which starts its new season March 22. Her icy behavior also persuaded Olympic figure skater Johnny Weir to pull out of talks about being on the show because he didn’t want to work alongside Gosselin. A “DWTS” source said, “Kate doesn’t want anything to do with other contestants . . . While there’s a lot of camaraderie among the crew and other stars including Pamela Anderson, Kate has set herself apart . . . She wants to be queen bee.”

I’ve never wanted to hit a woman (unless I paid extra for it), but if I ever find a genie in a lamp, I’d pause for a minute to think if I really wanted Kate Gosselin to be a man for five minutes so I could drive the base of my palm into that nose that she likes to stick up in the air to everyone she comes into contact with. Does that make me a bad person? Probably. But at least God would know I wouldn’t sell my kids to a rice farm to compete on a reality show. I would only do that to be selected to the Pro Bowl.

Kate Gosselin has tricked millions of bitter women everywhere that she is a poor victim of a cheating husband and is now a devoted single mom, but in reality, she’s…

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Coco’s Twitter Is Officially PornBy toddMarch 12, 2010
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Since the people that own this site and officials at MNU know that my image editing software hasn't been upgraded with prawn technology, there's no way I can put the usual censor lips on Coco's gigantic ass, so the pic has been cropped to save time. That's no moon.

Since the people that own this site and officials at MNU know that my image editing software hasn't been upgraded with prawn technology, there's no way I can put the…

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