Ireland Baldwin Is Great On VineBy toddApril 25, 2013

 



 

Alec Baldwin's daughter, Ireland Baldwin, is a model now, so that means being in bikinis a lot and pretending to act like a goofy nerd so people willsay she's hot without her having to ask for compliments. So here she is on Vine twerking in a bikni and shaking her ass. She's tall and blonde, and really seems to know how to work her hips, so…what? She's 17? She is? You mean this chick is 17? Man, I didn't even write this post anyway. Who is "Todd"? He doesn't even work here anymore. This is a wholesome family site.

    Alec Baldwin's daughter, Ireland Baldwin, is a model now, so that means being in bikinis a lot and pretending to act like a goofy nerd so people willsay…

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Lindsay Is Now Dating This DudeBy toddApril 25, 2013

Lindsay Lohan reportedly broke up with some dude named Avi Snow recently,  but since musicians are usually broke, she's now dating rich producer, Mohammed Al Turki. He may or may not be on a terrorist watch list. Daily Mail reports:

The pair were seen heading to Broadway show The Orphans in New York City, where Lindsay is currently spending time with her family before she checks into rehab on May 2. The 26-year-old Mean Girls star and the film producer, entrepreneur and philanthropist, who produced the 2012 thriller Arbitage starring Richard Gere, arrived together for the show but were 45 minutes late. They were seen running inside to avoid missing any more of the first act….And after the performance had finished, Lindsay and Mohammad made their way back to their chauffeured car, with the actress's date gently patting her on the back. And it appeared the outing had tired the actress, as she appeared bleary-eyed as she made her way out amongst the theatre goers.

It's not really a secret that Lindsay is basically an escort now, so this shouldn't be surprising to anyone. He's a Saudi and a movie producers. She probably thinks when she blows him oil and a script with Ben Affleck attached will come out,

 

 
Lindsay Lohan reportedly broke up with some dude named Avi Snow recently,  but since musicians are usually broke, she's now dating rich producer, Mohammed Al Turki. He may or may not…

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Justin Bieber Had Weed And A Taser On His Tour BusBy toddApril 25, 2013
Justin Bieber Had Weed And A Taser On His Tour Bus

 

Because Swedes generally have horrible taste in music, Justin Bieber is on tour in Sweden riding around in a tour bus that's apparently made of weed. TMZ reports:

Police reportedly boarded the bus in Stockholm as the bus pulled up at the arena where Bieber was performing … and found a "small amount" of what appeared to be pot.  A police spokesman told the Aftonbladet newspaper … they first detected a "strong smell" of marijuana coming from the bus as they were controlling the huge crowd that had gathered outside Bieber's hotel. The Swedish report says police also found a stun gun … which requires a permit. No arrests were made … and it's unclear if Justin was on the bus, or if he'd already entered the arena, when the raid went down.

But don't worry, you guys. Swedish cops aren't charging anyone because they were on skis and the people ran away before they could. Or maybe it was something about meatballs. Sorry, that's the only Swedish stereotypes I know.

Bieber had been seen with his pal Lil Za in the hours before the weed incident … and FYI, Za is the guy who was seen smoking pot with Bieber at an L.A. home earlier this year. Cops tell us NO ONE WILL BE CHARGED because they have no idea who was in possession of the drug since the bus was empty.  They found the narcotic on the floor of the bus so they have no clue who brought it on.


Man, a rich teenager which easy access to drugs loves to smoke pot? Get the hell out. If I was Beiber I'd probably have a friend made up entirely of heroin with crystal meth for eyes. And then I'd walk it around in public and talk to it.

 
  Because Swedes generally have horrible taste in music, Justin Bieber is on tour in Sweden riding around in a tour bus that's apparently made of weed. TMZ reports: Police…

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Miranda Kerr Is A Great MomBy toddJanuary 19, 2011

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On her personal blog (via RadarOnline), Miranda Kerr posted a message to her fans about the birth of her son, Flynn. But most importantly, she posted the banner pic. Fuck that baby.

“On the 6th of January I gave birth to our beautiful little son Flynn. He weighed 9lb 12 ounces (a very healthy and big baby boy). I gave birth to him naturally; without any pain medication and it was a long, arduous and difficult labour, but Orlando was with me the whole time supporting and guiding me through it. I could not have done it without him.”

So to recap, Miranda Kerr has a high tolerance for pain and can still smile and pose while someone is latched on to her tits. Good to know. Hey, anybody know where I can buy some chloroform? Why? Oh, it’s for my glaucoma. Why the twenty questions? Is this some kind of interrogation?! You’re smothering me, man!

On her personal blog (via RadarOnline), Miranda Kerr posted a message to her fans about the birth of her son, Flynn. But most importantly, she posted the banner pic. Fuck…

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Christina Hendricks Is Very Appreciative Of ThingsBy toddJanuary 18, 2011

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You see Christina Hendricks‘ wrist? Nice, right? It wasn’t for long. Why? Oh, that’s because she lost a 124-carat diamond bracelet worth $850,000 that Chopard let her wear to the Golden Globes. No big deal. NY Post reports:

The voluptuous redhead was horrified to find out that after making it up the carpet Sunday at the Beverly Hilton, one of the two bracelets loaned by Chopard had slipped off. Inside the ballroom moments before the show started, the panicked actress asked us, “Have you seen a diamond bracelet? I’ve lost one that looks like this,” pointing at the one glittering bracelet left on her wrist. As the stars were being urged to take their seats, Hendricks — wearing a figure-hugging red gown — then hurried out of the auditorium back onto the red carpet to look for the bauble. But security blocked her as she tried to leave the auditorium, as no one is allowed in or out once the show starts. She begged, “Please let me out, I have to give my diamond bracelet to my publicist!” The guard watched wide-eyed as Hendricks pulled the bracelet out from her ample cleavage. He opened the door a crack and she passed the jewels through to her publicist outside.

Please. I don’t believe this story at all. Tell me NY Post, how did she pull the bracelet from her cleavage without it getting lost in the four Baconators? Huh? Tell me that? If this story ended with Laura Dern checking her stool before the storm approached I might take you a little more seriously.

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Dolph Lundgren Is A Fancy LadBy toddJanuary 18, 2011

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Even though he could very possibly kick my lungs through my back, Dolph Lundgren left Vila Blanca in Beverly Hills last night dressed like a villain in a John Hughes movie. Did he wear this on a dare? Is he getting picked up in a DeLorean? I don’t get it.

Even though he could very possibly kick my lungs through my back, Dolph Lundgren left Vila Blanca in Beverly Hills last night dressed like a villain in a John Hughes…

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Scarlett Johansson Is Selling MoetBy toddJanuary 18, 2011

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Realizing it would be a good business model to have Scarlett Johansson pose with phallic symbols around her mouth that explode when you shake them, Moet and Chandon have hired Johansson to be the face of their 2011 Moet and Chandon campaign. This news comes hot on the heels of Christina Aguilera being named the face of corndogs. Congrats ladies!

Realizing it would be a good business model to have Scarlett Johansson pose with phallic symbols around her mouth that explode when you shake them, Moet and Chandon have hired…

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Christina Aguilera Looks WonderfulBy toddJanuary 17, 2011

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Christina Aguilera attended the Golden Globes because Burlesque was nominated for something. But I think she attended mostly because she heard they had doughnuts.

Christina Aguilera attended the Golden Globes because Burlesque was nominated for something. But I think she attended mostly because she heard they had doughnuts.

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Joe Mantegna’s Seed Came In SecondBy toddJanuary 17, 2011

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Every year, the Golden Globes has a hot chick on stage who stands perfectly still then shows the people who just won which side to exit on, and they call her Miss Golden Globe. This year, it was Joe Mantegna’s daughter, Gia Mantegna. Please keep in mind that she’s standing between her mother and father in the banner picture. Her mother. And father. I’m not saying her mother got her prenatal vitamins at Hogwarts, but man, Gia sure is pretty isn’t she? How did that happen?

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Hayden Panettiere Is At The BeachBy jessJanuary 16, 2011
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Since her show was canceled and she’s running out of whales to save, Hayden Panettiere has plenty of time to frolic in the waves with Lurch. She looks like a Pee Wee linebacker with daddy issues, but guess what? It’s a slow news day.

Since her show was canceled and she’s running out of whales to save, Hayden Panettiere has plenty of time to frolic in the waves with Lurch. She looks like a…

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