Taylor Swift, who sometimes looks Chinese, unveiled her line during Hong Kong Fashion Week yesterday “to capitalize off the singer’s massive popularity in China and counterbalance the proliferation of fake Taylor Swift products flooding the market”. Make Taylor Swift more money basically. So, what’s in the line? Close your eyes and imagine it. Or read this. They’ll be the same.
The show — a mix of spring and fall merchandise — featured pieces like cropped T-shirts, body-hugging minidresses and slim pants emblazoned with the singer’s name or the letters comprising it. Much of the merchandise had a sporty feel to it — like a short frock with a tie at the waist resembling the sleeves of a varsity jacket. The models bounced around the stage — decked out in musical instruments and faux records — to a soundtrack of Taylor’s hits like “Bad Blood,” “Blank Space” and “Shake It Off.”
Nashville’s Heritage66 are behind this basic white girl invasion of China, and apparently its doing pretty well according to Heritage66 who are on Taylor Swift’s payroll.
Kate Liegey, chief operating officer of Heritage66, said she could not provide sales figures but said the line is seeing “phenomenal” success in its first few weeks.
Keep in mind that wearing plants on your head is a current fashion trend in China. Anyway, everything in this article sounds like Taylor Swift was editing as they wrote, but you can see the crap here or you can go to the actual site like I did and have it break your Chrome translator.
“Where my Nǚhái’s at?” Taylor Swift, who sometimes looks Chinese, unveiled her line during Hong Kong Fashion Week yesterday “to capitalize off the singer’s massive popularity in China and counterbalance…
I don’t know what the pitch was for this Cristiano Ronaldo and Alessandra Ambrosio photo shoot, but I think they settled on appealing to basically every sexual orientation except Wilmer Valderrama and chicks who wear cargo shorts on Casual Friday to their non-profit job. It’s hard to tell who’s prettier. Probably Alessandra. Wait, no. Yeah, Alessandra. I’m gonna go with Alessandra. No. Shit.
Kaley Cuoco is on a show about nerds for nerds, so of course she went to Comic Con and posting this pic of her dressed like Wonder Woman on Twitter because she has to keep the nerd fantasy alive. Dressing up like Princess Leia or dressing up like a naked blonde chick would have also worked.
Kaley Cuoco is on a show about nerds for nerds, so of course she went to Comic Con and posting this pic of her dressed like Wonder Woman on Twitter…
Exciting news, everyone! Here’s Christina Hendricks on the set of her new movie, Struck By Lightning. According to internet reports I made up just now, it’s Powder meets Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs meets the What The Fuck Is Up With Her Feet? Feet Aren’t Supposed To Look Like That, Right? Can She Cut That Off? What Is That? Why Is She Fat?
Exciting news, everyone! Here’s Christina Hendricks on the set of her new movie, Struck By Lightning. According to internet reports I made up just now, it’s Powder meets Cloudy With…
Lady Gaga wrote something for V Magazine and if yWHAT THE FUCK IS SHE TALKING ABOUT?!
V MAGAZINE GAGA MEMORANDUM No. 2
Date: JULY 2011 Re: I DON’T SPEAK GERMAN BUT I CAN IF YOU LIKE From: M†SS.GAGA To: STEPHEN GAN
Art is a lie. And every day I kill to make it true. It is my destiny to exist halfway between reality and fantasy at all times. They call me “theatrical,” but I posit profusely that I am theatre, and that theatre is me. I am a show with no intermission. It is this thing that summons me from the depths of reality and reminds me that the power of transformation is endless. That I (we) possess something magical and transformative inside — a uniqueness and specialness waiting to be exiled from the depths of our identity. I have said before that I am a master of escapism, which many attribute to my wigs, performances, and my natural inclination to be grand, but perhaps that is also a lie. Maybe I am not escaping. Maybe I am just being. Being myself. The arrival at this revelation revises my previous escapist philosophies, as my entire being, thus far, as wholly artist and wholly human, has been propelled by the idea that I must effortlessly vacillate between two worlds: out of the real and into the surreal. Out of the ordinary, into the extraordinary.
She does realize she’s just some Italian chick with a big nose and Lupus who does rails for breakfast and dresses up in stupid costumes, right? And people still realize Madonna actually lived, right? I mean, she was an actual person. Just because you can rhyme “ga” with “ra” and passed by a Carl Jung book while looking for the latest High Times, doesn’t make you a philosopher. Just keep making music for people who don’t realize good music exists yet and shut the fuck up. You couldn’t sound more like a pretentious cunt if wrote a cookbook with Gwyneth Paltrow.
Lady Gaga wrote something for V Magazine and if yWHAT THE FUCK IS SHE TALKING ABOUT?! V MAGAZINE GAGA MEMORANDUM No. 2 Date: JULY 2011 Re: I DON’T SPEAK GERMAN…
Last December at Betty Ford during Lindsay Lohan‘s sixth trip to rehab, Lindsay assaulted a staff member after she had the nerve to ask Lindsay why she was sneaking back in through a window and smelling of alcohol. Since Lindsay has been on probation for 20 years, the Palm Desert Police Department launched a complete investigation and wanted the DA to pursue. But just before Holland was to testify, Lindsay had Dina pawned some of the shit she stole and paid Holland $25K to keep quiet and refuse to cooperate with police. Now she wants $1M more. TMZ reports:
Lindsay Lohan dished out 8 to 10 seconds of pain when she attacked a Betty Ford employee last year … so says the alleged victim who’s filing a lawsuit against the actress — but her story appears to have one MAJOR inconsistency. Dawn Holland — who now goes by Dawn Bradley — is all set to file the legal docs today … in which she claims Lohan was combative and violent when she tried to give the actress a breathalyzer test at the rehab center back in December … after Lohan had allegedly snuck off the property to go boozing. In the lawsuit, Holland claims Lohan grabbed her right wrist and began “twisting and pulling it for 8-10 seconds.” But here’s the rub — back when Dawn filed her initial incident report with the BFC, she NEVER mentioned the wrist grab … even though the rest of her story syncs up perfectly. Holland — who was eventually fired from Betty Ford Center — claims she suffered “great mental, physical and nervous pain and suffering” from the alleged assault and battery. Dawn is demanding AT LEAST $1 million to make things right. We contacted Lindsay’s lawyer. So far … no comment.
Does Lindsay even have a million dollars? I can’t imagine Dawn Holland wants to walk down the street pushing a wheelbarrow full of quarters and a Vietnamese baby Lindsay took from a stroller.
Last December at Betty Ford during Lindsay Lohan‘s sixth trip to rehab, Lindsay assaulted a staff member after she had the nerve to ask Lindsay why she was sneaking back…
Six months ago, singer/actress (talented) Melissa Molinaro (banner pic) starred in commercials for Old Navy’s Super C-U-T-E campaign. And since she has black hair, brown eyes, and a tan, people said she kinda looked like amateur porn star/reality show whore (untalented) Kim Kardashian. Kardashian was completely fine with all this until last month. Last month when it was revealed that college cheat/average NFL running back (can’t take a hit) Reggie Bush was dating Melissa Molinaro after he dumped Kim Kardashian. Now Kim Kardashian is suing Old Navy for $20 million, because OMG, FUCK THAT BITCH! OH, NO SHE DIDN’T! KOURTNEY HOLD MY EARRINGS! TMZ reports:
There is only ONE Kim Kardashian — and now she’s declaring a legal war on Old Navy for using a Kim K look-alike in a recent ad campaign … TMZ has learned. Kim is filing a lawsuit against the clothing giant — claiming they intentionally used a look-alike in an effort to dupe the public into thinking Kim was affiliated with Old Navy. We’re told Kim is especially furious that Old Navy has been tweeting to her page about the look-alike — in an effort to gain even more publicity. One of those tweets read, “@CBSNEWS reports that Old Navy’s Super CUTE star looks like @kimkardashian. #LOL. What do you think?” We’re told Kim believes the copycat campaign has damaged her wallet somewhere in the range of $15 to $20 million.
Oh, please. If Old Navy wanted Kim Kardashian they would have hired Kim Kardashian. Because the Kardashians are whores who will put their name on anything. They don’t need to hire a fake Kim Kardashian because the real Kim Kardashian will blow everyone in the room if it means she’ll be on television for five minutes. If it’s longer than five minutes, she’ll call in Kendall to lick your balls. She only licks because Kris is saving “unlimited sodomy” for a special contract.
Six months ago, singer/actress (talented) Melissa Molinaro (banner pic) starred in commercials for Old Navy’s Super C-U-T-E campaign. And since she has black hair, brown eyes, and a tan, people…
People want to call Jennifer Lopez a whore for throwing away her marriage for a guy who was in her video. But in Lopez’s defense, all ladies melt when a guy tells them about the time they forced a minor to blow them in a hotel room so he could give her an STD when he shot in her mouth while he was strangling her. What lady could resist? Radar Online reports:
The hot Latin soap hunk, William Levy, who was featured in Jennifer Lopez’s steamy music video, I’m Into You is being sued for sexual battery, battery committed by offensive touching, and false imprisonment, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. The court documents state that on July 19, 2010: “Through deception and trickery Levy, with the aid of several members of his entrourage, lured Plaintiff back to the Hilton Hotel in Glendale. Plaintiff, who was infatuated with Levy – a rising star of international renown for his work on Spanish language telenovelas – wanted his autograph. During the course of their conversation at a Hilton restaurant, Levy invited Plaintiff to a private room for discussion. Defendant then maneuvered himself so that Plaintiff could not walk in any direction without passing Defendant.” The alleged victim, is a minor, and RadarOnline.com is withholding her name. The complaint goes on to state that Levy “forced Plaintiff to perform [sex act] on him, strangling her in the process. He e****lated in her mouth, on her person, through which he transmitted a sexual disease to plaintiff. Plaintiff was subsequently taken to urgent care at Concentra Medical Center by a friend.”
So, there’s a 50/50 chance that Jennifer Lopez has an STD. That’s probably the best thing about this story. But I feel I should take this time to warn other ladies who might be reading this. So, if you don’t like being mouth raped and awkwardly calling in a prescription, I might take this guy’s poster off your wall.
People want to call Jennifer Lopez a whore for throwing away her marriage for a guy who was in her video. But in Lopez’s defense, all ladies melt when a…
Apparently trying to prove to the world that she’s not just a Disney face and a vagina that needs a landscaping crew, here’s Vanessa Hudgens on the set of Gimme Shelter. She plays a pregnant teen who gets kicks out of her house after she refuses to get an abortion. I guess this movie takes place in an alternate universe where Teen Mom doesn’t exist and you can’t get free implants and your own television show after your boyfriend forgets to pull out in his car after his shift at Taco Bell.
Apparently trying to prove to the world that she’s not just a Disney face and a vagina that needs a landscaping crew, here’s Vanessa Hudgens on the set of Gimme…