Bella Thorne Is Doing GreatBy toddJuly 10, 2017
Bella Thorne Is Doing Great

 

Bella Thorne might be dating some dude who calls himself Blackbear. That sounds about right.

Looks like Bella was having a little fun with her latest beau, who actually turns out to be Blackbear disguised as DJ Marshmello, not ‘mello himself.  While the all-white outfit and square-shaped helmet are typical for Marshmello, the ink on display definitely belongs to Blackbear. Blackbear and Marshmello have a new collab due out soon and yesterday, Blackbear posted a pic on his Instagram of him wearing Marshmello’s helmet.

That might be the most annoying blockquote I’ve ever posted here. “Blackbear and Marshmello” sounds like some weird ass anime where Bella Thorne smokes meth. Not sure how much more I can write about this.


Thanks, Blackbear.

 

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‘The Dark Tower’ Has A New TrailerBy toddJuly 10, 2017
‘The Dark Tower’ Has A New Trailer

 

So, The Dark Tower has a new trailer. I just found out the movie is supposed to be a sequel to the books. Not sure what that means. Stephen King wrote like 8 books for this, but I guess they have something better than those 8 books. Something better like a giant laser in the sky and using most of the first trailer in the second trailer. And Matthew McConaughey walking into rooms. And a black man walking around New York City with guns and not getting shot or arrested. That last one is cool, because this is supposed to be a fantasy.

 

 

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Sara Underwood Needs A Friend & LinksBy toddJuly 10, 2017

When you see a “friend” you haven’t seen in a really really really REALLY reallllllllllllllly long time

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Venus Williams maybe didn’t kill a guy  [  Dlisted  ]

Shay Mitchell topless at a private beach  (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Selena Gomez nipples for Gucci Mane  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Olivia Munn in a bikini [  Popoholic  ]

Ariel Winter is a sexy cowgirl    [  Egotastic  ]

Bella Hadid pretends for V Magazine  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Madeleine Vall Beijner topless by the pool (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Alessandra Ambrosio rocking a bikini in Greece  [  Moe Jackson   ]

Nelsan Ellis, True Blood‘s Lafayette, died at 39  [  Cele|bitchy   ]

Seth Rogen is disturbed by his mom’s sex life   [  The Blemish  ]

More Sara Underwood  [  IDLY  ]

 

Cheesin’ hiking through this slot canyon by @stevebitanga

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Katy Perry Pissed Off Koala ActivistsBy toddJuly 06, 2017
Katy Perry Pissed Off Koala Activists



It’s 2017, so you can’t say anything or you’ll be labeled “disgusting” or “insensitive” by at least one person on the Internet. Katy Perry is being called that because she said something about koalas.

Katy Perry has come under fire for telling her poodle dog to “chase some koalas” in an advert for an Australian department store. Myer has removed the advert, which was branded “disgusting” and “insensitive” by one of the country’s leading wildlife charities. The advert shows the pop star telling viewers how they can win 8,000 free tickets to her next show in Australia, and then telling her teacup poodle Nugget: “Let’s go and chase some koalas, Nugget!”.

You can’t see it, but right now I’m clutching my pearls. HOW DARE KATY DO THIS?! Gold Coast wildlife vet Claire Madden had some words.

“This is just absolute ignorance from Perry and Myer, and inappropriate on so many levels,“…. “Perry is a role model to so many young people, and this just destroys all the good work we do to try to encourage people not to let their dogs come into contact with koalas,” she added. “Katy Perry I challenge you to come and spend a day with me (a wildlife vet) and learn first hand why your comment should NOT be streamed across the nation,” Ms Madden said. “Koalas attacked by dogs is one of their biggest threats and primary reasons for presenting to wildlife hospitals across Australia,” she added. “Come visit me and you will quickly learn how adorable and precious our koalas are and how undeserving your comment is.”

If there’s one thing I’ve learned about Katy Perry fans, it is that they are very concerned about the threats to koalas in Australia. They tweet about it all the time. Katy should have known better to do something so insensitive to an animal that is confined to a small part of the smallest continent in the world. If dogs could write letters, they’d probably send Katy fan mail. What about the dog’s needs, Claire?



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Tupac Said He Dumped Madonna Because She Was WhiteBy toddJuly 06, 2017
Tupac Said He Dumped Madonna Because She Was White

 

In a letter that he wrote in 1995 while in prison (which is going up for auction on July 19), Tupac says he dumped Madonna because she was white.

The rapper poured out his heart to the singer in an extremely revealing letter he wrote in jail. Tupac writes, “For you to be seen with a black man wouldn’t in any way jeopardize your career, if anything it would make you seem that much more open and exciting.” The legend then confesses, “But for me at least in my previous perception I felt due to my ‘image’ I would be letting down half of the people who made me what I thought I was.” It’s an amazing letter.  Tupac clearly knows he devastated Madonna by the rejection, saying, “I never meant to hurt you.”

Anybody else remember Madonna’s negrophilia phase in the 90s? If you were a relatively famous black man in the 90s, there’s a good chance you banged Madonna. So I guess Tupac dumping Madonna because she’s white is cool because Madonna dated Tupac because he was black. Like how white liberal chicks date Muslim dudes now. They have to superficially prove they’re woke.

 

 

You can read the entire letter here: Also, here’s some pics of Madonna in the 90s:

 

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Candice Swanepoel At The 2015 VS Fashion ShowBy toddNovember 11, 2015

If my last post was unclear, I hope Candice Swanepoel at the 2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show helps whatever you’re confused about. I guess I can kinda understand how you would think not  raising the minimum wage and allowing corporations dump toxic waste in your drinking water will lift Americans out of poverty, but not this. Not this. You’re smarter than that.

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Kendall Jenner At The 2015 VS Fashion ShowBy toddNovember 11, 2015

Ok, so two things can happen here: 1.) We can talk about how Kendall Jenner has no business walking on the same stage as Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio and realize her participation in the 2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is just a late Super Sweet 16 present from her mother, or 2.) we can all move on with our lives, click through the pictures, and except this is just a reality of the world in which we live. Happy Tuesday.

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Selena Gomez At The 2015 VS Fashion Show, LinksBy toddNovember 11, 2015

Shia LaBeouf is watching all of his movies for 72 hours straight   [ Dlisted ]

Gwyneth Paltrow might join The View   [ The Superficial ]

Liv Tyler is see through  (NSFW)   [ Taxi Driver Movie ]

Sarah Silverman topless in I Smile Back (NSFW)   [ The Nip Slip ]

Jennifer Lawrence wore this dress   [ Popoholic ]

A Kelsey Van Mook picture moment    [ Hollywood Tuna ]

All the Snapchats from the 2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show   [ DrunkenStepfather ]

Behati Prinsloo at the 2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show    [ Moe Jackson ]

Backstage at  2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show [ The Blemish ]

Fallout 4: Access the secret area that contains all of the game’s weapons and armor  [ Crave ]

Jessica Cribbon in a bikini  [ Egotastic ]

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Starbucks Just Trolled ‘Christians’By toddNovember 10, 2015
Starbucks Just Trolled ‘Christians’


The wig has already been snatched off the myth that Starbucks is funding the ISIS plot to behead Jesus in a transgender bathroom, it hasn’t stopped Donald Trump from calling for a boycott because he has to pander to the evangelical voters who prefer the docile black guy who really wants you to know he stabbed somebody and the pyramids were built because the Bible. Or maybe the Holocaust. You can never tell with him. But while faux Christians, who really won’t be expecting to see a bearded brown guy descend from heaven, were busy tripping over homeless veterans and immigrant orphans to be assholes to baristas making minimum wage, Jesus was doing a cover of the Cup Song on his YouTube channel and giving Starbucks a thumbs up.

Just in time for Veterans Day: Seattle-based coffee giant Starbucks is announcing today that it will now extend a 100% tuition-free four-year college benefit to the spouse or child of every U.S. veteran or active military reservist employed 20 or more hours a week. This new benefit, whose zero-tuition price point results from a 42-58 partnership between ASU and Starbucks, will be an additional benefit atop the previously-announced college benefit (also four years, 100% tuition free) that Starbucks extends to every employee who works 20 hours per week or more...Starbucks will also now be paying for up to 80 hours per year for service obligations of employees who are active duty or reservists in the U.S. Armed Forces or National Guard.

To their credit, the majority of my Christian friends on Facebook think this red cup drama is stupid and petty and exactly the type of thing that make the rest of us think they’re sociopaths who lash out when their beliefs are slightly inconvenienced making their mass delusional piety lie when ordering coffee or burning down a Planned Parenthood. In the meantime, Starbucks will gladly take their money and send veterans’ families to college instead of buying a private jet or installing stadium seating so more people can give them money whenever they say “God bless the troops”. It’s a real crowd pleaser from what I’ve heard.


 Here’s Rachel Hilbert. I assume she drinks coffee.


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Kendall Jenner Wore ThisBy toddOctober 01, 2015

Jessica Chastain may not want to be oversexualized, but she needs to understand that sometimes that’s your entire business model. Like when your mom is Kris Jenner and your name is Kendall Jenner so you wear something that let’s everybody see your nipples and bare ass. For instance, I’m wearing a cardigan and a t-shirt with sauce from Fat Matt’s Rib Shack on it because my business model is totally different.

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