GMA Wants A ReunionBy jessMarch 26, 2011
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This has nothing to do with ratings. E! Online reports:

ABC didn’t plan on filing a complaint against recent Good Morning America guest Chris Brown when he destroyed part of his dressing room this week. Quite the opposite: After host Robin Roberts’ questions about Rihanna and Brown’s legal woes infuriated the star so much that he threw a chair through a plate-glass window, GMA extended him another invitation to come back on the show!

Indeed, sources at ABC have confirmed to me that producers want to “milk this event for everything its worth,” high moral news standards (and, one assumes, laws, especially those involving convicted felons and their subsequent behavior) be damned. And not only was Brown’s upcoming Dancing With the Stars appearance next week not canceled, as we predicted, guess what other media deal ABC wants to build with bad-boy Brown?

A reality show, perhaps?

“No, that would never happen here,” said a top-level ABC insider, who knows the current situation regarding Brown very well. “What’s far more likely is orchestrating Chris Brown talking to Rihanna for the first time.”

I’m assured that’s a top get to get at the network right now—especially now that all things Brown have electrified the media so much.

Reuniting Chris Brown with Rihanna is such an awesome idea that everyone can get behind. He’s demonstrated that he’s learned his lesson and can successfully manage his anger. Plus, what he did wasn’t so bad. I mean, look–she still has all of her teeth. And c’mon guys, he got a certificate. You have to earn those. Just like I did for making the best brownies at the bake sale. I’m not sure what Chris Brown’s secret to success is, but I know mine. For a fudgier consistency, use one less egg.

Here’s Vanessa Hudgens at a Suckerpunch premiere. It seemed to fit.

All images from WENN.

This has nothing to do with ratings. E! Online reports: ABC didn’t plan on filing a complaint against recent Good Morning America guest Chris Brown when he destroyed part of…

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Charlie Sheen Is A BlockbusterBy jessMarch 26, 2011
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Charlie Sheen’s got an A-list project to launch his comeback since being fired from Two And A Half Men. Oh, wait. From Radar Online:

Charlie Sheen filmed a small cameo for the movie She Wants Me, starring Hilary Duff, and RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that he’s also taken on the role of executive producer!

According to a source, Sheen initially agreed to a part in the movie because he’s good friends with one of the producers, Mark Holder, and eventually he progressed into an executive producer title.

“Charlie is one of the executive producers on the film, which is a new addition to the small role he has,” director Rob Margolies’ rep told RadarOnline.com.

“They filmed last fall and are currently editing the movie which should be ready for a June release.”

In addition to Duff, the movie also features Love and Other Drugs star Josh Gad, who is a neurotic writer working on a screenplay who ends up in a sticky situation when an A-list actress shows interest in a role that he was hoping his girlfriend would get.

If you’re looking for a comeback vehicle, you should probably look elsewhere than a project where Hilary Duff is the marquee name. Charlie Sheen has a better shot at resurrecting his career doing dinner theater in North Dakota. Or, you know, by drinking chocolate milk and not doing drugs.

Hilary Duff at some event a month ago:

All images via WENN.

Charlie Sheen’s got an A-list project to launch his comeback since being fired from Two And A Half Men. Oh, wait. From Radar Online: Charlie Sheen filmed a small cameo…

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Blake Lively Is On SetBy toddMarch 25, 2011

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Blake Lively was on set of Gossip Girl in Santa Monica yesterday, and since I don’t watch shows about pretty white people with problems, I’d like to point out that I beat The Superficial writer to these. Normally when Blake Lively pictures hit, an alarm goes off in his house and he slides down a pole to his laptop. I have the same pole in my house for Ashley Greene. True story.


Pic source = Flynet

Blake Lively was on set of Gossip Girl in Santa Monica yesterday, and since I don’t watch shows about pretty white people with problems, I’d like to point out that…

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Michael Shannon Might Be A Villain In Superman: Man Of SteelBy toddMarch 25, 2011

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With Henry Cavill, Diane Lane and Kevin Costner officially cast in Zack Snyder’s Superman reboot, Superman: Man Of Steel, there is a possibility they might now shift their focus to casting someone who can act. Deadline reports:

….Legendary Pictures and director Zack Snyder are working on a villain for Superman: Man of Steel. I’m told there’s interest in Michael Shannon. Shannon is coming off a memorable first season in HBO’s Boardwalk Empire, and he turned in a strong performance in Take Shelter, which Sony Pictures Classics acquired at the 2011 Sundance Film Festival. Neither the studio nor Shannon’s reps were helpful.

Michael Shannon is my favorite actor and kicks so much ass in everything that he is in, it’s hard to understand why is isn’t cast in everything. He could star in a movie called Michael Shannon Goes To Starbucks Then Turns Around And Goes Back Home Because He Forgot His Wallet, and I’d at least put it at the top of my Netflix queue.

How Michael Shannon wasn’t even nominated for an Oscar for Shotgun Stories (one of my favorite movies) is a tragedy worse than Japan. Mostly because Michael Shannon is playing me in a documentary about my life. You know, if I was white and had two brothers and lived on a farm. What, you think that means I’m jealous of my half-sister and half-brother? Well, one just recently had a baby. She takes it with her to go dress shopping for her junior prom. And I think the other one would eat a car if they put hot sauce on it. So, to answer your question, of course I am!

With Henry Cavill, Diane Lane and Kevin Costner officially cast in Zack Snyder’s Superman reboot, Superman: Man Of Steel, there is a possibility they might now shift their focus to…

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Brian Austin Green Must DieBy toddMarch 24, 2011

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Stills from Megan Fox’s new ad for Armani hit online today, and just wondering, does anybody know how much a sentient cyborg werewolf who hunts wiggers costs? Why? Oh, it’s not for me. It’s for a friend.

Maybe Westboro Bapist Church will protest it:

Stills from Megan Fox’s new ad for Armani hit online today, and just wondering, does anybody know how much a sentient cyborg werewolf who hunts wiggers costs? Why? Oh, it’s…

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Christina Aguilera’s Promos For The VoiceBy toddMarch 24, 2011

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In NBC’s knock off of American Idol, Christina Aguilera will be one of the “coaches who will help shape America’s next top singing star.” Apparently she also teaches contestants how to bake pies and to properly cook with butter.

In NBC’s knock off of American Idol, Christina Aguilera will be one of the “coaches who will help shape America’s next top singing star.” Apparently she also teaches contestants how…

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Charlie Sheen Kissed Jimmy Kimmel Last NightBy toddMarch 22, 2011


Jimmy Kimmel tweeted this last night, and I incorrectly guessed Michael Jackson. As it turns out, it was Charlie Sheen. Charlie Sheen who of course showed up with a trash bag of shit he’s trying to sell and looking completely cracked out looking like he just stole a car stereo. Too bad he didn’t have a cordless drill I could have held for him for $10. Speaking of which, fuck you Ikea.

Jimmy Kimmel tweeted this last night, and I incorrectly guessed Michael Jackson. As it turns out, it was Charlie Sheen. Charlie Sheen who of course showed up with a trash…

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