Jessica Alba Isn’t DepressingBy toddJune 06, 2014

 

Like mass shootings, it's hard to keep track of all the rape posts on the site today, so to help that, here's Jessica Alba in a commercial either about ice cream or a Lambo. I can't really tell, but this just further drives the point home that we should have all have access to free chocolate covered condoms. You can cover pretty much anything in chocolate and a chick will put her mouth on it at least once. And if we decide on chocolate wine flavored condoms it's game over. GAME. OVER.

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You Can’t Smoke Meth With UsBy toddJune 06, 2014

Legendary star of the stage and screen, Lindsay Lohan, was photographed leaving Chiltern Firehouse in London last night, and it should be obvious to everyone that she was there to celebrate her starring role in the new Star Wars movie or her engagement to Leonardo DiCaprio or whatever delusional, insane shit she believed when she was high on cocaine.

Legendary star of the stage and screen, Lindsay Lohan, was photographed leaving Chiltern Firehouse in London last night, and it should be obvious to everyone that she was there to…

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Justin Bieber Is Posting Bible Verses NowBy toddJune 05, 2014

 

Justin Bieber has only been alive for 20 years, but during that time, he's pissed in a mop bucket, screamed at mother and her child who were asking for an autograph, sang a song about niggers and the KKK on video, egged his neighbor's house, charged with reckless driving through his neighborhood, committed vandalism, got busted for a DUI on an expired license, assaulted a limo driver, resisted arrest, impregnated Selena Gomez out of wedlock, and informed police that he smokes weed and takes prescription drugs. But it's important to remember that he's a follower of our lord and savior Jesus Christ and his teachings, and since he got his head dunked underwater one time, everything he's done doesn't matter because he's going to heaven. Why don't you haters understand this?

 

 

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Carmen Electra Still Looks Like ThisBy toddJune 05, 2014

I was kinda under the impression that Carmen Electra was either dead or spending the remaining days of her life doing opiates in Dubai, but apparently she's still alive and could reasonably spend the remaining days of her life doing opiates in Dubai because she's still looking pretty damn hot. And she's 42. It's like my entire world view is crumbling. I'm sorry. I can't type anymore here. I have to go let it all out in my diary.

I was kinda under the impression that Carmen Electra was either dead or spending the remaining days of her life doing opiates in Dubai, but apparently she's still alive and…

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This Is Peter Dinklage’s Yearbook PictureBy toddJune 04, 2014
This Is Peter Dinklage’s Yearbook Picture

 

When you're 4'5" and have a mullet, there's not much anybody can tell you (except people who operate fair rides), because you're obviously a rebel who plays by his own rules. I'm not sure what rules those would be, but by looking at this picture, I'm think maybe Dungeons and Dragons?

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OkBy toddJune 04, 2014

I guess I have to post about another Kardashian sister today, because after Khloe ate a girl 10 sizes smaller than her, she took her dress then went shopping in South Hampton. I can't tell if this is an ass or a modification made by the scientists who created her to allow her to survive for an extended period of time in the scarcity of the dessert much like a camel. Damn gurrlll I like your humps. Tell me more about the mass of store­d fat in a layer right beneath your skin that allows you to conserve water thereby effectively regulating your body temperature. So hot.

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Angelina Jolie Is 39By toddJune 04, 2014

We normally don't celebrate birthdays here at IDLYITW, because birthdays were only mentioned twice in the Bible. One time a bunch of kids under 2 got murdered and the other time Jesus' cousin got decapitated, so logic would dictate that GOD HATES BIRTHDAY PARTIES. But we'll make an exception for one of the most beautiful and flawless women of all time, Angelina Jolie. If you don't agree with that statement, I'm sorry for whatever woman hurt you or that your ugly girlfriend is reading this over your shoulder. Anyway, go click through the pictures and let Angelina take you on the ride of your life. I didn't spend 15 minutes editing these for my health.

We normally don't celebrate birthdays here at IDLYITW, because birthdays were only mentioned twice in the Bible. One time a bunch of kids under 2 got murdered and the other…

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