Tara Grace Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddMarch 05, 2014
Tara Grace Says Good Morning, Links

 

John Travolta is having a bad week [Dlisted]

Jaden Smith is still a pretentious asshole [Fishwrapper]

Paris Hilton is see through [Taxi Driver Movie]

Britney Spears is saggy [The Superficial]

Nina Agdal works it in Cosmo [Hollywood Tuna]

Keira Knightley's dress is confusing everyone [Popoholic]

Bar Refaeli's ass is disappointing [Drunken Stepfather]

Whitney Houston's family seems nice [TMZ]

Jessica Alba is angry [Celebitchy]

Joanna Krupa has a massive head [Moe Jackson]

Jared Leto's Oscar acceptance speech was cut from the Russian broadcast [Film Drunk]

Michelle Rodriguez wants a baby with Clara Delevigne [Celebslam]

Demi Lovato shaved half her head [The Blemish]

 

NOTE: Hey, there. Do you like delicious food that won't make you fat? And do you also like alcohol? Of course you do. So, why don't you go visit my friend Lindsay's site, Vodka & Biscuits. She's a kickass chef and an even more kickass person. She also kinda looks like a young Christina Ricci. So to recap, awesome recipes, vodka, and a young Christina Ricci. Sounds like three things a genie would hear.

 

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Oh Hey There, MirandaBy toddMarch 04, 2014

Yeah, so speaking of after parties, here's Miranda Kerr at the Vanity Fair Oscar party. When you're physical perfection you can pretty much wear anything, so let's all thank Miranda for deciding to wear this dress instead. Because, damn. When asked for comment, Orlando Bloom said, "I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL DO IT! DON'T COME IN ANY CLOSER! I MEAN IT! MIIIIRRAAAAANNNDDDAAAA!!!" But, Orlando. You have so much to live for, man. Wait, no you don't. They ran out of those Hobbit books. Sorry, bro.

Yeah, so speaking of after parties, here's Miranda Kerr at the Vanity Fair Oscar party. When you're physical perfection you can pretty much wear anything, so let's all thank Miranda…

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Sophie Turner Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddFebruary 19, 2014
Sophie Turner Says Good Morning, Links

 

BOOTY GAME TOO STRONG

 

Brandi Glanville says she might have to pay child support [Dlisted]

Courtney Stodden changed her entire look [Fishwrapper]

Sophie Anderton is braless [Taxi Driver Movie]

Alec Baldwin's wife is very limber [The Superficial]

Brittney Palmer is the Picasso of boobs [Hollywood Tuna]

Anastasia Ashley in a bikini on a hotel balcony  [Drunken Stepfather]

Jessie J wore these boots [Moe Jackson]

  BOOTY GAME TOO STRONG   Brandi Glanville says she might have to pay child support [Dlisted] Courtney Stodden changed her entire look [Fishwrapper] Sophie Anderton is braless [Taxi Driver…

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Alexandra Daddario Understands Why We All Watch ‘True Detective’By toddFebruary 18, 2014

Based on the first five episodes, True Detective is better than Breaking Bad. There. I said it. If you want to cry, go cry in the bathroom like a normal person. Because in addition to the raw power and perfect narrative in every single scene, we also get to see Alexandra Daddario's boobs a lot. Like, a lot. I haven't checked but I think her boobs are listed on IMDB as part of the cast.

…. The president has seen my boobs pic.twitter.com/I5BRXOl1UO — Alexandra Daddario (@AADaddario) February 18, 2014 Based on the first five episodes, True Detective is better than Breaking Bad. There. I…

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Here’s Kate Upton In The 2014 SI Swimsuit IssueBy toddFebruary 18, 2014
Here’s Kate Upton In The 2014 SI Swimsuit Issue

 

Of course, Kate Upton is in the 2014 SI Swimsuit Issue, and either her rack has gotten bigger or my penis has gotten smaller. Penises can't get smaller can they? I mean, I ran over that gypsy woman, but I'm pretty sure she was dead. She was dead, right? Oh god. What was that? Who's there? Why is my cat making that noise? What is that?! OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?!

 

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Anastasia Ashley Is In The 2014 SI Swimsuit IssueBy toddFebruary 18, 2014
Anastasia Ashley Is In The 2014 SI Swimsuit Issue

 

Thanks to her Instagram , we've learned that Anastasia Ashley will be in the 2014 SI Swimsuit Issue. Like, soooo, where is her butt? I'm not seeing her butt. Disappointed in the lack of butt.

Cats outta the bag!! Pick up that #siswim50 issue for sports illustrated!! So blessed to be a part of this issue.

Anastasia is very cool and sweet chick, and after talking with her a few times, I've learned that her butt isn't really the most interesting thing about her. It's the fourth. Okay, maybe third. A close second. Anway, Sports Illustrated missed on an opportunity here. I, of course, and speaking about her butt.

  Thanks to her Instagram , we've learned that Anastasia Ashley will be in the 2014 SI Swimsuit Issue. Like, soooo, where is her butt? I'm not seeing her butt….

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Miley Cyrus Wanted To Perform Topless At The VMAsBy toddOctober 07, 2013
Miley Cyrus Wanted To Perform Topless At The VMAs

 

If you are on pins and needles waiting for me to write about Miley Cyrus on SNL this weekend, sorry. I didn't watch it (if you're looking for that, go here). The only thing I know about SNL this years is that the brown girl is now a Weekend Update anchor and the new castmembers are six generic, indisguishable looking white people, leaving Keenan Thompson to continue his ongoing role in Lorne Michael's 10 Years And Counting A Slave. But in other Miley Cyrus news, she wanted to perform topless at the VMAs because OMG she's so not Hannah Montana anymore, guys. Newser reports:

A new Miley Cyrus documentary debuted on MTV last night, and in it, Cyrus and Britney Spears had this disturbing conversation about the VMAs, which reveals we all dodged a bullet:

  • Britney: "You're not going to be topless onstage, are you?"
  • Miley: "I tried but I don't think MTV's going to allow it."

 

Lately, Miley can't seem to stop showing her unfortunate ass and tan lined boobs (she did it again today) because that's what a woman does when she's empowered and shattering molds according to what a 20-year old girl who probably still has teddy bears at her parents' house believes a strong, empowered woman would do. As a result, her VMAs performance was a horrfically staged, awkward mess with less sex appeal than when my dog drags her ass on my rug. Some people might be into that, but thatreally isn't my thing.

 

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Jaden Smith Doesn’t Understand Our WorldBy toddOctober 07, 2013

When you're 15 and born a millionaire with your head so far up your own ass that you can believe that a galactic warlord who flies around in a spaceship that looks like an airplane is the cause of all pain and suffering in the world while at the same time going on Twitter to say the educational system is brainwashing our youth, it's easy to see how you can be easily confused by things. Like Jaden Smith, seen here attempting to get into a human vehicle. Happy, Monday.

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Danica Patrick Did A Music VideoBy toddOctober 07, 2013

 

Danica Patrick posed in Maxim and gets naked for Go Daddy commercials but complains about being considered just a sex symbol because women don't adhere to human logic and are irrational headcase who know exactly what they want as soon as they figure out what it is (subject to change). But we love them anyway because they smell better than us and some of them have boobs and all of them have vaginas. They're too busy fighting with each other to realize everything that has ever been accomplished by men is because we're just trying to get laid. As the great American philospher Gary Busey once said, "they have half the money and all the pussy", yet they still can't seem to get it together. God bless them. Stay strong, sisters. But enough of the social commentary, here's not-sex symbol, strictly professional NASCAR driver and don't you call her anything else, Danica Patrick in a half shirt and filtered lighting in Colt Ford's video for "Driving Around Song". I tried to watch this video, but it doesn't make any sense because she didn't crash halfway through.

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Sophie Turner Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddOctober 07, 2013

The 20 Worst People On Evety Airplane [Thrillist]

Miley Cyrus Kills Hanna Montana [Dlisted]

Chris Brown Is Still Real Clueless [Fishwrapper]

Petra Kvitova White Panties Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Billy Ray Cyrus & Fred Durst Performed A Duet Together Because The Apocalypse [The Superficial]

Kimberley Garner’s Awesome Side Boob [Hollywood Tuna]

Selena Gomez Gets Ridiculously Leggy [Popoholic]

Kesha puts in some effort in her instagram (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Diddy is copying Oprah [TMZ]

American Hustle Halloween [Lainey Gossip]

Madonna tells Harper’s Bazaar she was raped at knifepoint her first year in NYC [Celebitchy]

Who Had The Sexiest Leggy Dress @ The 4th Annual Vueve Clicquot Polo Classic [Moe Jackson]

Gravity cleaned up at the box office [Film Drunk]

Miranda Kerr in f*ck me boots [Celebslam]

38 Pics for Kate Winslet's 38th Birthday [COED Magazine]

Hulk Hogan in a Thong Riding a Wrecking Ball [The Blemish]

Daniel Radcliffe Thinks Getting Naked Is Just A Job [Evil Beet Gossip]

Sam Jackson: Elizabeth Olsen in Avengers: Age of Ultron [Crave Online]

‘Glee’ prepares to say goodbye to Cory Monteith [Popbytes]

Miley Cyrus Reveals ‘We Did Stop’ Video With John Boehner On ‘SNL’ [Hollywood Life]

 

Hey, guys. Todd here. You like to eat, right? Well, my friend Lindsay is training to be a chef and she has a kickass blog (Vodka & Biscuits) where you can get her recipes for quick, amazing, and healthy stuff to put in your cheeseburger hole. But seriously, stop eating cheeseburgers. What's the matter with you? You're disgusting. Anyway, Lindsay loves sharing her passion for food more than I love sharing my passion for boobs, so you know it's real. She also looks like a 2003 Christini Ricci, so technically, everything on her blog is edible. Now go to site now and find something to make before you go to McDonald's for the second time today.

 

The 20 Worst People On Evety Airplane [Thrillist] Miley Cyrus Kills Hanna Montana [Dlisted] Chris Brown Is Still Real Clueless [Fishwrapper] Petra Kvitova White Panties Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver…

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