Because nobody would actually want to see her naked, adult retailer GameLink has offered Miley Cyrus $1M to direct a porn. I guess because she spends a lot of time with a pervy old dude with a camera and a hotel room (Terry Richardson. I'm talking about Terry Richardson). TMZ reports:
It's the next logical step in Miley Cyrus' career … PORN … and one company just offered the singer a cool $1 million … TO GET BEHIND THE CAMERA … TMZ has learned. Adult retailer GameLink is NOT asking Miley to strip naked, but they definitely want to get her elbow-deep in a hardcore sex scene … from the director’s chair. GameLink fired off a letter to Miley's people on Wednesday, offering her $1 mil for the directing gig (including full creative control) and even took a pot shot at Sinead O'Connor while they were at it. Burn. Check out the letter.
I guess Miley should do it. I'm sure there's a market somewhere to see a teddy bear getting his salad tossed.
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