Anton Yelchin Was Killed By His Own CarBy toddJune 19, 2016
Anton Yelchin Was Killed By His Own Car


Anton Yelchin was 27. 

Anton Yelchin, a charismatic and rising actor best known for playing Chekov in the new “Star Trek” films, has died at the age of 27. He was killed in a fatal traffic collision early Sunday morning, his publicist, Jennifer Allen confirmed. Yelchin started small with roles in indie films and various television shows, before breaking out in films like the crime thriller “Alpha Dog” and the teenage comedy “Charlie Bartlett.” His biggest role to date has been in the rebooted “Star Trek” films — the third of which, “Star Trek Beyond” comes out in July.

Anton Yelchin was an only child who died on Father’s Day. His father lost his only son on fucking Father’s Day. Fuck. Go hug someone and tell them you love them, please. 


UPDATE: He was found pinned between his own car and brick mailbox. What the hell.

Anton Yelchin was 27.  Anton Yelchin, a charismatic and rising actor best known for playing Chekov in the new “Star Trek” films, has died at the age of 27. He…

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Anastasia Ashley Did Kim KardashianBy toddOctober 18, 2013
Anastasia Ashley Did Kim Kardashian

 

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Steve Jobs Was A Freak, Horrible Human BeingBy toddOctober 17, 2013
Steve Jobs Was A Freak, Horrible Human Being

 

Steve Jobs, the hipster god who created products that makes them stand in line every six months, is widely known to have been an absolute nightmare to work with and believed to have narcissitic personality disorder (he regularly parked in handicap spaces, he once screamed at police and repeatedly honked his horn when they pulled him over for going 100 in a residential because he "was in a hurry", he reportedly got upset when Obama didn't personally call him after the launch of the iPad, etc.) is now the subject of a new book, The Bite in the Apple: A Memoir of My Life With Steve Jobs, that was written by a former girlfriend, Chrisann Brennan. Apparently Stevie was always horny and liked boning in sheds. Radar Online reports:

Brennan and Jobs were an item from 1972 until 1977. She said that Jobs retuned from a 1974 trip to India with new sexual enlightenment regarding tantra, saying, “It all broke open between us when he asked if I would make tantric love with him in his garden shed.” She said that Jobs’ professional focus and dedication trickled down to the bedroom, as he avoided emissions to save his mojo, and store “power and wealth by conserving one’s vital energies. “Our birth control method up to that point was Steve’s coitus interruptus, also called the pull–out method, which for him was about his conserving his energy for work.” She writes in the tome that she and the late genius “shared nights of lovemaking so profound that, astonishingly, some 15 years later, he called me out of the blue to thank me.”

And since the pull out method doesn't work, Steve Jobs was the Adrian Peterson of the 70s, except he probably wouldn't have went to the hospital.

Brennan, who has a daughter named Lisa with the late tech mogul, paints a dark portrait of the inventor, describing his reaction when she told him she was expecting their child. “Steve’s face turned ugly,” she wrote. “He gave me a fiery look. Then he rushed out of the house without a word,” adding he “told me he felt like I was stealing his genes.” Jobs denied fathering the child for years, until a 1979 paternity test proved him the biological dad.

Jobs was an orphan, so you'd think he wouldn't want his child to feel abandoned like he was, but you can't really let something like another human being you helped create get in the way of building computers in a garage. I mean, somethings are just more important. That being said, I have an iPhone so I should probably chill with outrage. iOS7 is so pretty!

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Kate Upton Has A ‘Very Serious’ BoyfriendBy toddSeptember 30, 2013

Kate Upton has been dating Maksim Chernobyl (his name spellchecks to a nuclear disaster) for a while now, but I guess now they actually wany people to know. People reports:

When Kate Upton was spotted holding hands with former Dancing with the Stars pro Maksim Chmerkovskiy in New York City recently, the Sports Illustrated cover girl was showing off her new boyfriend. Yep, it's official and a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE, "They are very serious." But the pair, who met through a mutual friend about six months ago, started off as friends, the source says. "Along the way," the source says, "it turned into something else."

Haha, yes, they started off a friends. Of course. Because 33-year old dudes always talk to dumb 20-year old blondes with massize tits because they make great friends. They make the best friends. They've probably dated this long because he's convinced her that his semen is ice cream.

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Kim Kardashian And Her Boobs Are BackBy toddSeptember 30, 2013

I'm still recovering from last night's brilliant series finale of Breaking Bad which poetically showed Walter White die where Heisenberg was born (Sorry, if you don't want spoilers, stay off the Internet. The world doesn't revolve around you, bitch), but we deal with tits here, so here's Kim Kardashian still trying to make you think she's hot even though she's a 32-year old, unmarried mom of a child whose father had another psychotic break last week. I don't know about you guys, but I can barely even contain my erection.

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Katherine Webb Ate A CheeseburgerBy toddSeptember 30, 2013

 

When you're a Christian, you never know what God's plan might be for you, so how lucky is Katherine Webb that God wanted her to show his light by having simulated sex with a  Carl's Jr. Buffalo Blue Cheeseburger and causing men to commit adultery in their hearts. I tried mastubating to this, but then I realized after they stopped filming she stuck her finger down her throat. Haha, you won't fool me, Satan!

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India Reynolds Says Happy Monday, LinksBy toddSeptember 30, 2013
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Alexandra Daddario Says Good AfternoonBy toddJuly 24, 2013

Alexandra Daddario should be in more things that don't cover up in her massive rack, but here she is at a photocall for something called Percy Jackson: Sea Monsters. I think Percy Jackson is Harry Potter's cousin or something. I honestly don't know. But did I mention Alexandra Daddario's rack? I did? What about her eyes? What about how shale is made throught the process of compaction? The fine particles that compose shale can remain suspended in water long after the larger and denser particles of sand have deposited.

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Tiger Got This Pregnant TwiceBy toddFebruary 15, 2010

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Porn star, Joslyn James, one of the 14 whores Tiger was banging while his wife was home with his two children, is claiming that he got her pregnant twice. Look at the banner picture. Tiger would had unprotected sex with that. Just wanted to throw that out there. The Daily Mail reports:

Porn star Joslyn James has told a U.S. TV show how she always had unprotected sex with the golf star during their three-year affair. The actress, who has appeared in adult films such as Big Breasted Nurses and My Sex Teacher, tells Inside Edition that using protection ‘was never talked about’. James, 32, said she miscarried in her first pregnancy at about the same time Tiger’s wife, Elin Nordegren, gave birth to daughter Sam Alexis in June 2007. The next pregnancy was aborted close to the birth of Woods’ son, Charlie Axel, in February 2009, James claims. The golfer was not told about either pregnancy, she said. James tells the TV programme: ‘I just didn’t want to ruin anything. ‘Actually, the day I was going to tell him, I had a miscarriage,’ she said. ‘After I lost the baby I didn’t want to talk about it.’ The porn star added that the first pregnancy and miscarriage made her ‘more emotionally attached’ to the golfer.

This is the same woman who owes $12,000 in back child support, so let’s not get too carried away here. She didn’t have a miscarriage. In a more likely scenario, she had an abortion when the ultrasound didn’t look like a bag of gold.

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Megan’s Armani CommercialBy toddFebruary 11, 2010

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In October 2009, Megan Fox was announced as the new face of Emporio Armani’s underwear line, and here is the video of her first shoot. So to reiterate, Megan Fox, panties, video. Not that I really needed the word “video”. I could have said Megan Fox, panties, grappling hook, and I would still cum at least once.

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