We Have A WinnerBy toddFebruary 24, 2011

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Congrats to Kevin from Pinellas Park, FL for winning the autographed copy of the kick ass Wake Up!. I have no idea where Pinellas Park, FL is, but apparently someone there appreciates great music when they hear it. Unlike that Quincy Jones guy, what was his deal? Five singing brothers?! C’mom man, that’ll never work.

From Kevin:

Thank you so much!!!! I check your site everyday, so keep up the laughs and good news and I guess the hot babes..haha..If you get a chance, tell John I’m a big fan, love him by himself, with the Roots, and with Kanye.

Of course, this post involves gratuitous Christine Teigen. Despite the fact that she makes fun of my Native sensitivity and refuses to help me stalk Kate Upton, she is insanely beautiful, cool as hell, and way funnier than I am. I guess what I’m saying is fuck you, John Legend! (Haha, I kid! I kid! John Legend is my life coach).

Congrats to Kevin from Pinellas Park, FL for winning the autographed copy of the kick ass Wake Up!. I have no idea where Pinellas Park, FL is, but apparently someone…

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Lindsay Can’t Plea, Will Go To TrialBy toddFebruary 23, 2011

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Even though Lindsay is telling anyone who will listen that she’s innocent of stealing a $2,500 necklace and thereby violating her probation, she was fully committed to trying to accept a plea bargain if it meant no jail time. Well, since Lindsay has no idea how things like “laws” or “consequences” work, Judge Keith Schwartz had to fill her in today during her hearing. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan just got the word from the judge — if she accepts a plea bargain, she WILL go to jail. TMZ broke the story this morning … the judge will throw Lindsay in jail if she accepts a plea bargain. Judge Keith Schwartz told the famous defendant bluntly, “I don’t care that you’re Lindsay Lohan.” Judge Schwartz did not say how much jail time Lindsay would do if she cops a plea. And, Judge Schwartz wants a psychological evaluation that will help him understand what makes Lindsay tick and what particular sentence is appropriate. The judge explained … if Lindsay pleads guilty or no contest, it will be an automatic admission she violated her probation. And the judge announced what TMZ first reported … Deputy D.A. Danette Meyers made a formal offer to settle the case. Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Holley, will noodle over the offer before deciding, but the judge indicated Lindsay’s probably not going to accept the D.A.’s offer. As we reported, Meyers wants significant jail time. If Lindsay doesn’t accept a plea, she’ll stand trial and if she’s found guilty she could get 1 year in state prison. Lindsay is back in court on March 10. She has the option of pleading guilty and basically throwing herself at the court’s mercy.

So basically, Lindsay is left with no choice but to roll the dice and take this to trial. A trial in which if she is found guilty, could be sentenced to 1-year in state prison. Or sentenced to 1-year of foot massages. It’s really hard to tell what will happen with this being the California justice system and all.

Even though Lindsay is telling anyone who will listen that she’s innocent of stealing a $2,500 necklace and thereby violating her probation, she was fully committed to trying to accept…

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Katy Perry Is Very TalentedBy toddFebruary 23, 2011

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For some unexplained reason, Katy Perry is performing an acoustic version of Jay-Z’s “Big Pimpin'” during her California Dreams tour, and as wonderful as that sounds, nothing can prepare you for what happens at the 2:07 mark. A bedazzled recorder is presented to Katy and she plays the flute part in the song. Then at the 2:22 mark, she pulls it away from her face and the flute part can still be heard. Then her voice can be heard even when she doesn’t even have a microphone! As if through some kind of magic! What demonry is this?! Tell us your secrets Katy!!

For some unexplained reason, Katy Perry is performing an acoustic version of Jay-Z’s “Big Pimpin’” during her California Dreams tour, and as wonderful as that sounds, nothing can prepare you…

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