Pippa Middleton Is A Best-Selling Author. HAHA JKBy toddJanuary 07, 2013



When you tell a woman that she’s hot and give her attention, she believes she can do anything. So despite having an comically large inbred head and only being famous because he sister married their cousin who happened to be a prince, the world went apeshit for Pippa Middleton for about six months a while ago. So she took that as the rest of world would want to know her secrets for hosting a successful party. SPOILER: They didn’t. Radar Online reports:

Prince William’s sister-in-law’s hardcover book, Celebrate: A Year of Festivities for Families and Friends, published on October 30, has sold so poorly in England that WHSmith has just reduced the price from $40.63 to $10.16. In the 400 page book, Middleton gives her secrets to hosting a successful party, which includes recipes, crafts, traditional games, and trivia suitable for each occasion. But reviews have been scathing, with critics poking fun at Pippa’s tips for building bonfires and hanging donuts from trees and her obvious suggestions, such as, “ice goes great with drinks” and “a turkey at Christmas time is good for large gatherings.” One Amazon reviewer declared, “what a waste of dead trees.”

I’m not gonna lie, I bought this book yesterday. Did you know that you should buy candy for Halloween or that chicken is the main ingredient in fried chicken? I was amazed to find out that champagne is great in something called a “champagne glass”. Thanks, Pippa!

When you tell a woman that she’s hot and give her attention, she believes she can do anything. So despite having an comically large inbred head and only being famous…

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This Is Why Lindsay Lohan Was In London (Hint: Prostitution)By kathyJanuary 04, 2013



Lindsay Lohan was in London over New Years, wearing fur and staying at a fancy hotel. Considering the IRS froze her bank accounts people were wonder why she was there and how she was paying. Turns out some rich men will still pay crazy amounts for her company. The Daily Mail reports:

Lindsay Lohan will be able to pay off the IRS after earning more than $100,000 to celebrate New Year with the son of the Sultan of Brunei.
The troubled star, 26, was paid to fly to London to see in 2013 with Prince Haji Abdul Azim, where she was put up in the five-star Dorchester Hotel, along with her mother Dina – and was seen leaving the lavish party. The 30-year-old, celebrity-obsessed prince also paid Lionel Ritchie a whopping $250,000 to come sing for him and Pamela Anderson, a favorite, to come show herself off for $75,000 at the crazy bash.

So Lionel Ritchie is worth 2.5 Lindsay Lohans, but Pamela Anderson is worth $25,000 less. Poor Pam. Nothing says “past your prime” like not being considered as attractive or interesting as a drunk, pathologically lying ex-con.

Lindsay Lohan was in London over New Years, wearing fur and staying at a fancy hotel. Considering the IRS froze her bank accounts people were wonder why she was there…

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JWoww Posted A Video Of Her ButtBy toddJanuary 04, 2013


#myass part 1!!!! My real booty lol make fun of mine not a fake one lol

Jan 2, 2013| Source: Keek.com


On New Year’s Eve, JWoww represented herpes at Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve and her ass looked like THIS. And since her entire relevancy is predicated on how hot she is, however how misguided (hint: very misguided), she’s claiming the pictures were Photoshopped because apparently there is a vast conspiracy hellbent on discrediting her ass, so she posted a video to prove her ass doesn’t look like a pot of mash potatoes. So, I hope this video clears up any fears you may have had. Also, nice try with the high heels, fat ass.

#myass part 1!!!! My real booty lol make fun of mine not a fake one lol Jan 2, 2013| Source: Keek.com On New Year’s Eve, JWoww represented herpes at Dick…

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Kim Kardashian Isn’t Real EnoughBy kathyJanuary 03, 2013



We all know every single thing Kris Jenner can possibly monetize about her daughter’s pregnancy will get sold and then shoved down America’s collective throat until we beg for mercy, but it turns out Kim‘s extensive plastic surgery might finally be hurting her the only place she can still feel it: her wallet. So far no one wants to pay her to lose the baby weight after she gives birth. HuffPo reports:

“Kim would love to get a paid gig like Jessica, but so far no one is interested,” a friend of the reality star tells The Huffington Post. “She plans to stay healthy during her pregnancy, but even so will gain baby weight that she would love to be paid to lose.” A Weight Watchers representative confirmed the company has no plans to work with Kim, adding that they have a long-term relationship with Jessica. Additionally, Jenny Craig told TMZ they are focusing on “real women,” not Kim.

Oh, buuuuuurn. What this really means is that Kim will get getting super fat long before most of us expected. Because you know she will hold on to that baby weight until someone, anyone gives her money to lose it. She’ll be begging on the streets of LA with a sign saying “Will Do Lunges For $$$.”

We all know every single thing Kris Jenner can possibly monetize about her daughter’s pregnancy will get sold and then shoved down America’s collective throat until we beg for mercy,…

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