Emily Sears Did C-HeadBy toddNovember 10, 2015

We’re gonna start Tuesday off with two posts about hot blondes in a row today, because Emily Sears did this photo shoot with C-Head. I was hoping it was a type of blowjob that helps you get over a cold, but it’s only a magazine. Lame. These pictures aren’t lame so that’s why I’m posting them btw. I’m sure science will eventually make the other thing happen. Until then.

 

We’re gonna start Tuesday off with two posts about hot blondes in a row today, because Emily Sears did this photo shoot with C-Head. I was hoping it was a…

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George Zimmerman Gave His Virginia Shootings Hot TakeBy toddAugust 27, 2015
George Zimmerman Gave His Virginia Shootings Hot Take



Much like your Facebook friends who tell you that the Confederate flag had nothing to do with slavery or that the systematic slaughter of black men by militarized police has nothing to do with race and that we should all be colorblind while attaching an out of context Martin Luther King, Jr. quote, George Zimmerman (along with those same Facebook friends) also claimed that when he stalked and killed Trayvon Martin that it wasn’t about race. Also, when George Zimmerman painted Confederate flags to support a “Muslim-free” gun shop, he wasn’t being racist, he was being a patriot. So, I’m kinda confused now, because you know what is about race? OMG A BLACK GAY KILLED TWO STRAIGHT WHITE PEOPLE


As you might have already read, it’s pretty hard to tell if your Conservative friends are more upset that two white people got killed or more happy that a black, gay guy did it. Vester Flanagan II doesn’t get the “lone wolf with a history of mental illness”, because well, black and gay. He isn’t allowed to drink out of that water fountain. That being said, George Zimmerman went on Twitter last night to give his opinion on the Virginia shootings that left WDBJ-TV reporter Alison Parker and photographer Adam Ward dead. Please keep in mind, George Zimmerman is NOT RACIST.


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Hilary Duff Wore These PantsBy toddAugust 27, 2015

While I was busy with Christian hypocrisy and America’s #1 fetish yesterday, Hilary Duff walked around West Hollywood in these pants. Sorry I missed them. If you look close, her thighs and butt are usually reserved for black girls, any cocktail waitress in Miami, and white girls from the South. Hilary Duff is from Texas, so mystery solved. She’s also reportedly dating her personal trainer. So I guess if you need a Hilary Duff expert for your next trivia night. I’m your man. I’m also pretty good at 90s hip hop and art from the neo-impressionism movement.

While I was busy with Christian hypocrisy and America’s #1 fetish yesterday, Hilary Duff walked around West Hollywood in these pants. Sorry I missed them. If you look close, her…

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Derrick Rose Might Have Drugged, Gang Raped His GirlfriendBy toddAugust 27, 2015
Derrick Rose Might Have Drugged, Gang Raped His Girlfriend


“Yo, these kicks come with an ankle, fam?'”


NBA 2K16 Chicago Bulls’ player and sometimes real Chicago Bulls’ player, Derrick Rose, is being sued by his ex-girlfriend who claims Rose and his friends drugged her then broke into her apartment and gang raped her. Not very romantic.

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“Yo, these kicks come with an ankle, fam?’” NBA 2K16 Chicago Bulls’ player and sometimes real Chicago Bulls’ player, Derrick Rose, is being sued by his ex-girlfriend who claims Rose…
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The Nanny Is Showing All Her Friends Ben Affleck’s Dick PicsBy toddAugust 06, 2015

Every picture in this gallery is a moment when the camera caught Ben Affleck realizing he didn’t make this chick sign an NDA.

Ben Affleck has denied he cheated on Jennifer Garner with the couple’s nanny, but according to a new report Christine Ouzounian has shown friends intimate photos featuring the actor!

Keep in mind all this came out a week ago. A fucking week. In seven days, this chick got a blow out, keys to Ben’s Lexus, Ben to pay all her bills and a room at a $1,500 a night hotel, staged a bikini shoot, tipped off the paparazzi, and had a secret plot to get pregnant. Seven days and has an A-list actor shook and Kris Jenner waiting for her AMA.  And when confronted by the media, she “refuses to discuss her relationship with Ben” so everybody will keeping talking about her. Ho is diabolical. This bitch is going full on scorched earth until a sperm touches an egg. All this while looking like a chick you’d forget to text back after your first Netflix and chill. Either the shit tastes like organic honey or her blowjobs have screened at festivals that we don’t know about. Ben better handle this soon or pray the cops can shoot a white lady when she starts to reload at the premiere of Batman vs. Superman.

Every picture in this gallery is a moment when the camera caught Ben Affleck realizing he didn’t make this chick sign an NDA. Ben Affleck has denied he cheated on…

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Here’s The Video Of Justin Bieber Peeing In JailBy toddMarch 06, 2014

 

Christ. This thing actually exists. There is an actual video of Justin Bieber pissing in jail. And yeah, I'm posting it. I thought the time I ate a half a donut I found on the top of the trash was the bar to measure my all time low, but I think this is pretty much it now. I'm posting a video of Justin Beiber peeing. Like, I'm still writing and I'm gonna hit publish soon. This is happening. But hey, back to the donut thing. In my defense, I was really high.

Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames.   Christ. This thing actually exists. There is an actual video of Justin Bieber pissing in jail. And yeah, I'm posting it. I…

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This Is Khloe Kardashian’s First Post On VineBy toddMarch 06, 2014

 

So, Khloe Kardashian just joined Vine. Here's her first post. I'll just leave this here. Hopefully it will give her the attention she so desperately craves. Just keep in mind, every time you watch it, a shelter puppy is thrown off a bridge. Hey, I'm just letting you know. Whatever you do with this information is up to you.

  So, Khloe Kardashian just joined Vine. Here's her first post. I'll just leave this here. Hopefully it will give her the attention she so desperately craves. Just keep in…

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Russia Today News Anchor Liz Wahl Resigned Live On The AirBy toddMarch 06, 2014

 

While Tea Partiers and Conservatives will literally side with anyone if that person opposes Obama, even if that means figuratively sucking the dick of a raging sociopath like Vladimir Putin, American-born Russia Today news anchor, Liz Wahl, said "eff this shit, homey" and resigned live on the air because she "could no longer be part of a network that whitewashes the actions of Putin". She'll probably be killed on the way to the airport because she shook the hand of a gay or whatever the official report will be, but there's something noble and badass about standing up for your core beliefs at the cost of your job. Conservative news outlets are already saying this was planned an set up, because everything to them is a conspiracy to destroy the white race and their way of life. You know, like slavery. Haha, thought I'd let you forget about that didn't ya, bro? Calm down. Go eat some cheese and shop online for a new cardigan. You'll be okay.

  While Tea Partiers and Conservatives will literally side with anyone if that person opposes Obama, even if that means figuratively sucking the dick of a raging sociopath like Vladimir…
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Tara Grace Says Good Morning Again. Links.By toddMarch 06, 2014
Tara Grace Says Good Morning Again. Links.

 

Cameron Diaz must really want her first Razzie [Dlisted]

Ireland Baldwin is lookin' rough [Fishwrapper]

Pamela Anderson has an upskirt [Taxi Driver Movie]

Who wants to see Justin Bieber's penis? [The Superficial]

Alessandra Ambrosio: MILF [Hollywood Tuna]

Minka Kelly in yoga pants [Popoholic]

Ok, this is gross [Drunken Stepfather]

Justin Bieber probably wasn't drag racing [TMZ]

Kanye West has Katy Perry on lockdown [Celebitchy]

Adriana Lima looking nerdy hot [Moe Jackson]

Of course [Film Drunk]

Ashley Benson has looked better [Celebslam

Katy Perry wasn't trying to kiss Miley Cyrus [The Blemish]

Don't forget to bring your towel [The Chive]

 

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  Cameron Diaz must really want her first Razzie [Dlisted] Ireland Baldwin is lookin' rough [Fishwrapper] Pamela Anderson has an upskirt [Taxi Driver Movie] Who wants to see Justin Bieber's…

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Sara Sampaio Is SI Swimsuit’s Rookie Of The YearBy toddMarch 05, 2014
Sara Sampaio Is SI Swimsuit’s Rookie Of The Year

 

The Sports Ilustrated Swimsuit Issue announced their 2014 Rookie Of The Year, and to no real surprise, it's Sara Sampaio. I mean, it had to be a pretty easy choice. Brunette, fantastic ass, nice rack, DEM EYES, and I assume she can speak in complete sentences with a semblance of coherency (not a dealbreaker). But most importantly, it's not Kate Upton. I think I saw Kate Upton in a Cash 4 Gold commercial last night. Go take a break, Kate. Sara has us covered.

 

Sara Sampaio

  The Sports Ilustrated Swimsuit Issue announced their 2014 Rookie Of The Year, and to no real surprise, it's Sara Sampaio. I mean, it had to be a pretty easy…

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