Miranda Kerr Is SingleBy toddOctober 25, 2013

So, Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom have been separated for two months. Maybe I should text her. Tell us more, Orlando Bloom's publicist:

“After six years together, they have recently decided to formalize their separation. Despite this being the end of their marriage, they love, support and respect each other as both parents of their son and as family.”

Is Orlando Bloom gay? I don't want to start any type of unfounded rumor here, but if you wake up on day and say, "You know what? I don'y want to stick my penis is Miranda Kerr anymore," it gives me pause. If I can be completely honest right now, I'm totally paused. I'm paused. Miranda Kerr could shoot a homeless person in front of me, and I'd be more upset that we might miss our dinner reservation. I made it weeks ago!

So, Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom have been separated for two months. Maybe I should text her. Tell us more, Orlando Bloom's publicist: “After six years together, they have recently…
India Reynolds Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddOctober 25, 2013
India Reynolds Says Good Morning, Links

 

James Taylor Mixed Up His Songs About America [Dlisted

Brandi Glanville is a Hero for Dealing With This Crap [Fishwrapper]

Salma Hayek Wind Blown Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Bruce Jenner Wasn’t Invited To Kim & Kanye’s Engagement [The Superficial]

Abigail Clancy’s Booty In Leggings Is Amazing! [Hollywood Tuna]

Natalie Portman Gets Stunningly Sexy For The Paris Premiere Of Thor: The Dark World [Popoholic]

Rihanna is in a bikini again (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

We now know why Madonna broke up with her 26-year-old ex-boyfriend Jesus Luz [TMZ]

Mark Wahlberg will take care of it [Lainey Gossip]

Prince Charles covers Time as ‘The Forgotten Prince’, calls Camilla ‘wonderful’ [Celebitchy]

Newly Single Ladies Matchup: Minka Kelly vs Katharine McPhee [Moe Jackson]

JJ Abrams and Lawrence Kasdan will be taking over writing duties for Star War Episode 7 [Film Drunk]

Someone is actually dating Farrah Abraham [Celebslam]

Playmate Halloween at the Playboy Mansion [COED Magazine]

Lady Gaga Is Wearing… I Don’t Even Know [The Blemish]

Can Tom Hardy Convincingly Portray Elton John? [Evil Beet Gossip]

Chris Hemsworth Discusses the End of the World in Thor 3 [Crave Online]

Jason Momoa is a sexy slapper [Popbytes]

Prince George’s Official Christening Portraits Released By Palace [Hollywood Life]

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A Moment With Kelly BrookBy toddOctober 24, 2013
A Moment With Kelly Brook

 

Did you see that one that one on the news? And did you read about that other thing?! Man, the world is crazy. So here's Kelly Brook and her gigantic rack sitting on a couch to help you through all that. I am only on man, but I do what I can.

 

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Lindsay Lohan Got Drunk At A Bar, Started A Fight, Refused To LeaveBy toddOctober 24, 2013
Lindsay Lohan Got Drunk At A Bar, Started A Fight, Refused To Leave

 

Hey, remember when Lindsay Lohan went on Oprah and said she was completely sober and is surrounding herself with positive people? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA New York Daily News reports:

Last Monday, LiLo hit Sing Sing Karaoke bar with a gaggle of girlfriends on Avenue A in the East Village, where she proceeded to start a verbal fight and refused to leave at closing, planting herself at the bar until almost 6 a.m., multiple sources tell Confidenti@l. Hanging with a male model type with a blond bob and a handful of gal pals, including one named Rush, the group (not LiLo herself) ordered a bottle of Jameson that they quickly polished off. Lohan was overheard saying she hadn’t had a drink. “Lindsay was chain-smoking,” our tipster says. “She walked in sober and she left looking tired.” The night took a turn for the worse when a customer overheard LiLo get into a “disturbance” with a staffer, as she begged to keep the bar open past closing and was acting “insanely belligerent.”  When asked to leave, Lohan called the cops, claiming staffers had locked her in the private karaoke room. The NYPD showed up, but no one bothered to file a report. When Lohan and the group finally left, staffers found their private karaoke room littered with trash and empty bottles. Lohan, scared that news of her late-night antics would leak, had two pals return the next day to smooth things over with Sing Sing staff. One employee confirmed that Lohan, now living in SoHo, has become a regular at the joint.

This article pretty much goes out of its way to say Lindsay isn't drinking, but what is she reaching for here? A script? Cory Monteith is getting more scripts than Lindsay Lohan.

 

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Jamie Dornan Is Your New Christian Grey I GuessBy toddOctober 24, 2013

Since Charlie Hunnam pulled out before the script said he had to, Jamie Dornan has now been cast as Christian Grey in the film version of housewife porn, Fifty Shades of Grey. Dornan used to have sex with Keira Knightley in rea life, and now he has to pretend he enjoys having sex with Dakota Johnson. So he must be a really good actor. Variety reports:

Northern Irish actor Jamie Dornan has been tapped to replace Charlie Hunnam as Christian Grey in the Universal and Focus adaptation of “Fifty Shades of Grey.” Dornan plays Sheriff Graham Humbert in ABC series “Once Upon a Time”; he’s also played a serial killer in BBC Two crime drama “The Fall,” and he appeared in Sofia Coppola’s “Marie Antoinette.” The 31-year-old thesp performs in an Irish folk duo and has modeled for Calvin Klein, Christian Dior and Armani. His modeling experience may be useful, as the part will require him to act in explicitly sexual scenes. Dakota Johnson will co-star as Anastasia Steele, with Sam Taylor-Johnson on board to direct.

Based on the pattern here, when Jamie Dornan decides not to do the movie, the next actor's first name will end in "ie" and his last name will end in "nao". Search IMDB at your earliest convenience. Might be Vietnamese.

Since Charlie Hunnam pulled out before the script said he had to, Jamie Dornan has now been cast as Christian Grey in the film version of housewife porn, Fifty Shades…
‘Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues’ Has A TrailerBy toddOctober 24, 2013

 

If you haven't quoted a line from Anchorman at least once in you're life, you're either North Korean or you're an alien cyborg stranded on Earth who doesn't understand happiness. So if you're an alien cyborg stranded on Earth, here's the trailer for Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues. Watch it. Study it. People are starting to notice you're kinda weird, man.

  If you haven't quoted a line from Anchorman at least once in you're life, you're either North Korean or you're an alien cyborg stranded on Earth who doesn't understand…
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