Sophia Bush Is My WifeBy toddJanuary 07, 2011

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I post pics of Sophia Bush then I forget about her for months, then she shows up again at CoverGirl’s 50th Anniversary Celebration, then I remember that I’m supposed to drive 90 minutes to Wilmington and stalk her on the set of One Tree Hill. She is almost unbearably cute. If I stuck my tongue in her vagina, I’d fully expect it to be tickled by a giggling baby koala cub riding a seesaw made out of gumdrops.

I post pics of Sophia Bush then I forget about her for months, then she shows up again at CoverGirl’s 50th Anniversary Celebration, then I remember that I’m supposed to…

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Jaime Pressly Has A Mugshot, Might Be CursedBy toddJanuary 06, 2011

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It really is hard to imagine that Jaime Pressly is 33. You don’t look like this unless you just rose from a grave or it’s 1624. Are we sure she was drunk? Maybe she’s a coal miner. Maybe she just has the Black Lung. Have you ever thought of that Santa Monica P.D.? Huh?! Did you?!

It really is hard to imagine that Jaime Pressly is 33. You don’t look like this unless you just rose from a grave or it’s 1624. Are we sure she…

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Minka Kelly Was The Clear WinnerBy toddJanuary 06, 2011

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Minka Kelly also attended the 2011 People’s Choice Awards. Too bad it wasn’t the 2011 Penis’ Choice Awards. I think she might have had a big night. Judges? Yep, my penis just did that thing where you nod and give a thumbs up. Sorry, he can’t talk. He just started his abstract expressionism period and he’s excited to be working with his new set of alkyd enamels.

Minka Kelly also attended the 2011 People’s Choice Awards. Too bad it wasn’t the 2011 Penis’ Choice Awards. I think she might have had a big night. Judges? Yep, my…

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