Eddie Bauer Is That Way, SirBy toddJanuary 27, 2010

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Brock Hogan wandered into a Victoria’s Secret in Miami yesterday. Local news crews and wildlife officials at the scene reported no humans were injured and that it appeared to be confused and disoriented. “I threw some honey in the trash can after lunch, but maybe I should have buried it,” a clerk told reporters.

Brock Hogan wandered into a Victoria’s Secret in Miami yesterday. Local news crews and wildlife officials at the scene reported no humans were injured and that it appeared to be…

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Breaking Up Must Make You HungryBy toddJanuary 27, 2010

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Britain’s News Of The World ran a story last week that OMG BRAD AND ANGELINA ARE BREAKING UP!!! I guess somebody should have told them before they made reservations for dinner. People reports:

“Angie and Brad were actually out to dinner together in Los Angeles when the rumor broke,” says the source. “That’s how ridiculous [the story] is.” At the time, multiple sources told PEOPLE the report, which originated in a British tabloid, was “totally false.”

I don’t know if she still has the receipt, but Jennifer Aniston might want to check the return policy for that voodoo doll and love candle. I can’t shake the feeling the salesperson lied to her.

Britain’s News Of The World ran a story last week that OMG BRAD AND ANGELINA ARE BREAKING UP!!! I guess somebody should have told them before they made reservations for…

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Katy Perry Is Catty, StackedBy toddJanuary 27, 2010

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Katy Perry was a guest judge on American Idol last night, and in case you were wondering if she had a delightful personality to go with her caked on makeup and pushup bra, you’re barely gonna believe it!

Katy Perry was a guest judge on American Idol last night, and in case you were wondering if she had a delightful personality to go with her caked on makeup…

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Here, Let Me Help You With That, MissBy toddJanuary 26, 2010

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Miranda Kerr is once again in St. Barts for a Victoria’s Secret photoshoot, and this is the very reason why, despite my cunning and lethal skills in hand-to-hand combat, I could never be a spy. If I was captured, all Al-Qaeda would have to do is prance a hot, skinny brunette in boyshorts in front of me and let’s just say you might want to start saying goodbye to your loved ones.

Miranda Kerr is once again in St. Barts for a Victoria’s Secret photoshoot, and this is the very reason why, despite my cunning and lethal skills in hand-to-hand combat, I…

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Kelly Brook Says Good MorningBy toddJanuary 26, 2010

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You might find this hard to believe, but I get a lot of hate mail. I bet you didn’t know that. I only bring this up, because I got called a fag because I raised my hand in class and mentioned that maybe, just maybe, Christina Hendrick’s tits might look like an overturned pot of mashed potatoes when the alien technology keeping them in her bra is disabled and taken back to a secret government lab and studied. I might be wrong, but of course I’m right, so here’s Kelly Brook to show you what perfect tits look like so we can avoid any confusion. Unlike the time you caught your son putting on lipstick and lingerie. What was up with that by the way?

You might find this hard to believe, but I get a lot of hate mail. I bet you didn’t know that. I only bring this up, because I got called…

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Yep, That’s About ItBy toddJanuary 25, 2010

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The irony isn’t lost on me that these pictures of Christina Hendricks were taken at the SAG awards this weekend, because when the bungee cords and the bra developed by Stark Industries is taken off this chick, oh boy, what sexxxy wonders await.

The irony isn’t lost on me that these pictures of Christina Hendricks were taken at the SAG awards this weekend, because when the bungee cords and the bra developed by…

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