Bella Thorne Has A Music VideoBy toddFebruary 16, 2018
Bella Thorne Has A Music Video

 

Bella Thorne is in a new movie called, Midnight Sun, and she sings a song off the soundtrack called, “Burn So Bright.” Get it? Do you get it? As expected, the song is super generic and boring, but at least she looks like she took a shower for the video shoot. That’s a plus. Good for her for practicing contractually obligated self-care.

 

  Bella Thorne is in a new movie called, Midnight Sun, and she sings a song off the soundtrack called, “Burn So Bright.” Get it? Do you get it? As…

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Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux Split UpBy toddFebruary 16, 2018
Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux Split Up

 

Still don’t understand why somebody would want to marry Jennifer Aniston, but Justin Theroux did in 2015 and I guess almost three years was enough.

“In an effort to reduce any further speculation, we have decided to announce our separation. This decision was mutual and lovingly made at the end of last year. We are two best friends who have decided to part ways as a couple, but look forward to continuing our cherished friendship,” the couple said in a joint statement to E! News. “Normally we would do this privately, but given that the gossip industry cannot resist an opportunity to speculate and invent, we wanted to convey the truth directly. Whatever else is printed about us that is not directly from us, is someone else’s fictional narrative. Above all, we are determined to maintain the deep respect and love that we have for one another.”

I mean, it’s not like Jennifer Aniston’s career was prolonged ten years longer than it should have because of the gossip industry, but that’s not here nor there. But, of course,  now people are saying Brad Pitt and Aniston should get back together, but remember that Pitt is (reportedly) a violent alcoholic and Aniston is a narcissist who is a raging coke head (allegedly) according to everybody I know in LA. Brad would probably leave her ass on read anyway. Who knew Angelina Jolie would be the one with her shit together? Hit her up, Justin. Chelsea Handler is gonna blame you anyway, so might as well.

 

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Anne Hathaway Might Be ‘Barbie’ NowBy toddJuly 26, 2017
Anne Hathaway Might Be ‘Barbie’ Now

 

Remember when 2017 tried to go full 2017 and we almost had Amy Schumer as a live-action Barbie? She dropped out for some reason. That reason was probably Barbie doesn’t eat a pack of bagels everyday. Apparently Anne Hathaway is now in talks to play Barbie, because a 34-year-old brunette is the obvious choice to play Barbie after an overweight blonde. I would have went with a transgendered chick myself since that would be good publicity and Trump would tweet about it and the movie would get great reviews even if it sucked. I should really be a studio executive.

 

Also, here’s Amy Schumer being passive aggressive about the whole thing.

 

Hathaway smathaway jkjk she’s perfect!! Can’t wait to see it!

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Taylor Swift Has Entered The Stalking Stage Of Her New RelationshipBy toddJune 07, 2017
Taylor Swift Has Entered The Stalking Stage Of Her New Relationship

 

Stop me if you’ve heard this before: 1. Taylor Swift meets a dude. 2. Taylor Swift immediately falls in love with dude.  3. (below):

Superstar Taylor Swift has been househunting in Chelsea as she looks to move to the UK to be closer to new Brit boyfriend Joe Alwyn. The properties she viewed late last month would make her a neighbour of the Duchess of Cambridge’s sister Pippa Middleton plus several members of toff E4 reality show Made In Chelsea. A source told how Taylor, 27, was so smitten with the handsome actor, 26, that she’d been spending all her free time this side of the Atlantic and now wanted a permanent base. Properties in an exclusive street in the west London district that she viewed were on sale for as much as £17 million recently. A source said: “Taylor and Joe are really serious and this is the latest sign that she has really fallen hard for him. She’s been very discreetly viewing properties after stumping up a fortune on north London rentals recently. Some of the places have been a stone’s throw away from where Pippa Middleton lives. The thought of Taylor Swift’s local pub being the same place where the Made In Chelsea cast socialise could make for some interesting scenes.” Taylor and Joe’s secret relationship was uncovered by The Sun in May, revealing at that point it was already growing serious after they had managed to keep the romance under wraps for months.

4. Dude gets freaked out and breaks up with her. 5. Taylor goes on a press revenge tour. 6. Taylor makes an album about dude being the worst person alive. 7. Taylor meets another dude. 8. (below)

 

  Stop me if you’ve heard this before: 1. Taylor Swift meets a dude. 2. Taylor Swift immediately falls in love with dude.  3. (below): Superstar Taylor Swift has been…

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Jerry Seinfeld Refused To Hug Kesha, Has No Idea Who She IsBy toddJune 07, 2017
Jerry Seinfeld Refused To Hug Kesha, Has No Idea Who She Is

 

Let he who would recognize Kesha cast the first stone.

Note to fans: Don’t ask Jerry Seinfeld for a hug. Pop star Kesha learned that the hard way Monday night on the red carpet for the National Night of Laughter and Song event at the Kennedy Center. While Tommy McFly of DC’s 94.7 Fresh FM was conducting an interview with Seinfeld about transcendental mediation, Kesha went up to the comic and requested a hug — which he repeatedly denied. “I’m Kesha I love you so much, can I give you a hug?” Kesha said to the 63-year-old icon. “No thanks,” Seinfeld replied.

 

People who were still using sippy cups when Obama was President have declared Jerry Seinfeld over and irrelevant because he didn’t hug her. Hopefully he’ll be able to go on with his life with the billion dollars he makes a day off of Seinfeld‘s syndication deal. Like, I probably wouldn’t hug Kesha if she ran up on me either. Have you seen Kesha? She looks like the CDC wants to quarantine her.

 

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Piers Morgan Apologized To Ariana GrandeBy toddJune 06, 2017
Piers Morgan Apologized To Ariana Grande

 

If you’re on Twitter a lot, you understand that Piers Morgan is a garbage human most of the time. Much like 99% of the people on Twitter. So after terrorists attacked her concert in May, Morgan was upset that Ariana Grande flew home instead of going directly to the hospital to visit victims like the Queen did. And why didn’t she go to the hospital immediately? It’s not like she felt responsible for the death of 22 people and had to grieve and process those emotions or anything like that. She was probably just being selfish. Anyway, she organized a benefit concert (I guess Piers Morgan and the Queen were too busy to organize one), and went on with it even when there was yet another terrorist attack in the U.K. a day before the concert was scheduled. Thankfully, this proved to be to Pier Morgan’s liking and stopped Ariana Grande from losing any more sleep over his opinion. He wrote an apology to Ariana on the Daily Mail:

But by coming back to Manchester so soon, shrugging off the latest attack in London, standing on that stage and performing with such raw emotion and power, you showed more guts, resilience, strength of character and ‘Blitz spirit’ than every snivelling, pathetic ISIS coward put together.

You can read the whole thing after the jump. I guess we can all move on now that Piers Morgan has deemed Ariana Grande worthy of respect and admiration. Did this benefit show stop ISIS from terrorizing Europe on a daily basis? No. Did this benefit show make people feel inspired and hopeful on a single day in world full of constant shit? Yes. But feel free to fire off your Twitter take.

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Gregg Sulkin Is Back With Bella ThorneBy toddJune 06, 2017
Gregg Sulkin Is Back With Bella Thorne

 

It’s bad enough that I have to know who Bella Thorne is, but I also know who Gregg Sulkin is because he used to date Bella Thorne and one time she picked his dick out of a lineup. She was banging Scott Disick for like a week late last month then Gregg hopped right back on. We could ask why he would do that, but as this video shows, it’s pretty simple really. No need to overthink stuff like this.

 

 

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Good Morning, Selena Gomez & LinksBy toddJune 06, 2017

 

Josh Duggar is playing the victim now  [  Dlisted  ]

Bella Thorne is very see through  (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Kendall Jenner pantie flash of the day  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Lea Michele should stop  [  Popoholic  ]

Good lawd, Alessandra Ambrosio  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Lais Ribeiro in a bikini (NSFW )  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Kendall Jenner is basically her mom now   [  Moe Jackson   ]

Katie Holmes is going to Harvard Business School  [  Cele|bitchy   ]

Gal Gadot before her nose job as Miss Israel 2004  [  The Blemish  ]

More Selena Gomez [  IDLY  ]

A post shared by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on Jun 5, 2017 at 5:35pm PDT   Josh Duggar is playing the victim now  [  Dlisted  ] Bella Thorne is very see through  (NSFW)…

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Sara Underwood In A Bikini On A Horse On A Farm & LinksBy toddApril 28, 2017

Girls aren’t that complicated. How hard is it to tell us we are pretty and give us horses? by @everchanginghorizon

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Migos decapitated Katy Perry   [  Dlisted  ]

Rita Ora forgot her bra   (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Elizabeth Hurley will now just live in a bikini   [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Bella Thorne has to squeeze together some cleavage   [  Popoholic  ]

The world didn’t need a new Pamela Anderson photoshoot  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Victoria Bonya is naked at the beach  (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

BREAKING: Christina Aguilera is still alive   [  Moe Jackson   ]

Emmy Rossum has daddy issue  [  Cele|bitchy   ]

More Sara Underwood  [  IDLY  ]

Girls aren’t that complicated. How hard is it to tell us we are pretty and give us horses? by @everchanginghorizon A post shared by Sara Underwood (@saraunderwood) on Apr 27,…

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Reese Witherspoon’s Daughter Is Basically 90s Reese WitherspoonBy toddFebruary 09, 2017
Reese Witherspoon’s Daughter Is Basically 90s Reese Witherspoon

 

If you’re not old enough to remember how hot Reese Witherspoon was in the 90s (I know you have Google but THAT’S NOT THE SAME, MAN!), you just need to look at her daughter Ava Phillippe. But Ava Phillippe is 17, so don’t look that hard. What the hell is wrong with you? Weirdo.

 

With my always @avaphillippe .. #MotherDaughter #MatchyMatchy #Premiere #BigLittleLies

A photo posted by Reese Witherspoon (@reesewitherspoon) on

 

 

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