I assume Nicki Minaj had a better NYE than Mariah Carey. I assume everyone did. Nicki Minaj performed at E11EVEN Miami on New Years. I’m only posting these because I drove from Atlanta to Raleigh and back yesterday, and when my phone died I had to listen to the radio. The radio really wants you to become invested in that Ariana Grande song about her going side to side. I hear it for the first time all the way through and I just realized its about Ariana suffering through dicktimization. It also sounds like Nicki wrote her part on the way to the studio.
By now, I’m pretty sure you’ve all seen the video of Mariah Carey on NYE officially ending 2016 the only acceptable way it could end – dying from embarrassment. It was so bad even dorky ass Josh Groban tried to go in. If you haven’t seen it, I’m sure your grandma post it on Facebook in a few weeks. Or you can watch it here. You’ve also probably read how Mariah Carey thinks Dick Clark’s ghost sabotaged her. Any theory: Mariah Carey was high as hell.
Mariah Carey proved that she was just like millions of other Americans the week before her epic New Year’s Eve meltdown in Times Square as she was photographed doing some last minute shopping just before Christmas. It was not presents for her two young children Mariah seemed to be after however, with the 47-year-old pop star and her entourage spotted heading into a marijuana dispensary in the Colorado resort town of Aspen called The Original Leaf…The photos were taken exactly one week before Mariah walked off the stage during a nightmare performance of songs including ‘Emotions’ and ‘We Belong Together.’
Weed makes you forget things and not really give a shit then laugh about it later. So who knows, maybe she was high. Maybe we shouldn’t really care. Mariah Carey is probably so distraught right now, she’s wiping her tears with $100 bills and the paws of baby chinchillas.
Live holiday events’ war on successful black women singers has been going on for a while. #staywoke
Hilary Duff in a bikini is what you’d expect (NSFW site ) [ Taxi Driver Movie ]
Jessica Alba in a bikini is also what you’d expect [ DrunkenStepfather ]
Kendall Jenner is see through again per her usual (NSFW ) [ The Nip Slip ]
2017’s first Hot Slut Of The Day is the real hope and change we were promised [ Dlisted ]
Bella Thorne spent all day in a bikini and on Snapchat [ Hollywood Tuna ]
Madison Beer in a bikini [ The Superficial ]
2017 is coming for Queen Elizabeth [ Cele|bitchy ]
Izabel Goulart in a bikini [ Moe Jackson ]
WATCH: Woman falls off the stage during marriage proposal [ COED ]
More Hilary Duff mom bod at the beach [ Popoholic ]
Ashley Greene is super hot, but if you tilt your head and squint your eyes she looks like Michael Jackson. She also possibly smokes crack. Paul Khoury accepts her flaws. Awww.
“Twilight” star Ashley Greene is engaged to Australian TV personality Paul Khoury. She posted a video of the romantic proposal during a holiday trip to New Zealand earlier in the month. In front of a waterfall, Khoury got down on one knee and popped the question, to which Greene replied a tearful yes.
I hope this Instagram video counts towards John Legend’s stream totals.
The ring looks like it cursed her hand. Maybe return it and get a new one.
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Calvin Harris, who famously dated the petty jar of mayonnaise with the nice legs, is now reportedly banging, Eiza Gonzalez, the TV version of Salma Hayek in the TV version of From Dusk Til Dawn. People phrases it another way.
Harris, 32, and González, 26, were seen leaving a friend’s Los Angeles party arm-in-arm on Saturday night. “They have been talking and hanging out,” a source tells PEOPLE of Harris and González’s status. “It’s new.”
Last time we heard from Calvin Harris he was banging Tinashe. Last time we heard from Tom Hiddleston was…when? Oh god. Why haven’t we heard from Tom Hiddleston? Where is Tom Hiddleston. If you have any information on his whereabouts, please contact Tumblr or your local law enforcement. His appearance may have changed or Taylor Swift has him in a chair bolted to the floor while her cat performs a Haim medley.
The fourth tier Kardashian’s show on a fourth tier network got canceled after 13 episodes.
Khloe Kardashian’s done shooting her talk show … FYI Network has shut down production of “Kocktails with Khloe” less than 3 months into its run. Productions sources tell us the official announcement from the network was the show is on “indefinite hold” … but that’s just TV talk — truth is, the show is dunzo. As for who decided to pull the plug? Both sides were unhappy. We’re told Khloe wanted to focus on her “other jobs” and had no interest in shooting the next season. Network execs could tell she’d “checked out” and weren’t happy about it.
No to worry, guys! She has “exciting things coming up”!
There are SO many exciting things coming up for me that I can’t wait to share with you… I’m not going anywhere 🙂 Love you always! XO
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) April 6, 2016
Stay tuned for those exciting things coming up in US Weekly or TMZ or wherever Kardashian things go. It’s healthy to have hobbies.
Not Khloe Kardashian:
It’s Kendall Jenner‘s nipple ring again [ Taxi Driver Movie ]
Aaron Carter loves Trump again [ The Superficial ]
Sophie Monk is topless [ The Nip Slip ]
Jessica Biel walked down the street in this [ Popoholic ]
Joanna Krupa works a bikini [ Hollywood Tuna ]
A reboot of The Mummy is happening….with Tom Cruise [ Dlisted ]
Taylor Swift in these shoes [ Moe Jackson ]
Jennifer Lawrence says she lonely on the weekends [ The Blemish ]
The first official teaser trailer for Rogue One: A Star Wars Story dropped this morning. Good news: We finally get to see how the rebel spies stole the Death Star plans. Even better news: Zack Snyder wasn’t involved. Can’t wait!
Somebody who fell into a coma at any time in history could wake up today, see Amy Schumer, and say, “yeah, chick likes to eat”. Or you can take a cursory look at her show. Or any of her commercials. Or her standup specials. Or basically any picture to draw that same conclusion. Apparently Amy Schumer doesn’t know that because Glamour included her in their “Chic at any size” issue (hey, look who’s on the cover) and now she’s sad.
Janet Jackson just announced that she’s pregnant. Janet Jackson is 49. That may seem too old to have a baby, but she had to make sure Michael was really dead. You understand.
“We’re in the second leg of the tour and there actually has been a sudden change,” Jackson said. “I thought it was important that you be the first to know. My husband and I are planning our family, so I’m going to have to delay the tour.”
I guess we can start speculating on the baby’s name, but we can probably go ahead and rule out “Justin Timberlake”. Look it up, Bernie Sanders supporters.
A message from Janet…https://t.co/KrzYZ4eyvD
— Janet Jackson (@JanetJackson) April 6, 2016