Bella Thorne Has A Music VideoBy toddFebruary 16, 2018
Bella Thorne Has A Music Video

 

Bella Thorne is in a new movie called, Midnight Sun, and she sings a song off the soundtrack called, “Burn So Bright.” Get it? Do you get it? As expected, the song is super generic and boring, but at least she looks like she took a shower for the video shoot. That’s a plus. Good for her for practicing contractually obligated self-care.

 

  Bella Thorne is in a new movie called, Midnight Sun, and she sings a song off the soundtrack called, “Burn So Bright.” Get it? Do you get it? As…

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Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux Split UpBy toddFebruary 16, 2018
Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux Split Up

 

Still don’t understand why somebody would want to marry Jennifer Aniston, but Justin Theroux did in 2015 and I guess almost three years was enough.

“In an effort to reduce any further speculation, we have decided to announce our separation. This decision was mutual and lovingly made at the end of last year. We are two best friends who have decided to part ways as a couple, but look forward to continuing our cherished friendship,” the couple said in a joint statement to E! News. “Normally we would do this privately, but given that the gossip industry cannot resist an opportunity to speculate and invent, we wanted to convey the truth directly. Whatever else is printed about us that is not directly from us, is someone else’s fictional narrative. Above all, we are determined to maintain the deep respect and love that we have for one another.”

I mean, it’s not like Jennifer Aniston’s career was prolonged ten years longer than it should have because of the gossip industry, but that’s not here nor there. But, of course,  now people are saying Brad Pitt and Aniston should get back together, but remember that Pitt is (reportedly) a violent alcoholic and Aniston is a narcissist who is a raging coke head (allegedly) according to everybody I know in LA. Brad would probably leave her ass on read anyway. Who knew Angelina Jolie would be the one with her shit together? Hit her up, Justin. Chelsea Handler is gonna blame you anyway, so might as well.

 

  Still don’t understand why somebody would want to marry Jennifer Aniston, but Justin Theroux did in 2015 and I guess almost three years was enough. “In an effort to…

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Anne Hathaway Might Be ‘Barbie’ NowBy toddJuly 26, 2017
Anne Hathaway Might Be ‘Barbie’ Now

 

Remember when 2017 tried to go full 2017 and we almost had Amy Schumer as a live-action Barbie? She dropped out for some reason. That reason was probably Barbie doesn’t eat a pack of bagels everyday. Apparently Anne Hathaway is now in talks to play Barbie, because a 34-year-old brunette is the obvious choice to play Barbie after an overweight blonde. I would have went with a transgendered chick myself since that would be good publicity and Trump would tweet about it and the movie would get great reviews even if it sucked. I should really be a studio executive.

 

Also, here’s Amy Schumer being passive aggressive about the whole thing.

 

Hathaway smathaway jkjk she’s perfect!! Can’t wait to see it!

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  Remember when 2017 tried to go full 2017 and we almost had Amy Schumer as a live-action Barbie? She dropped out for some reason. That reason was probably Barbie…

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Kendall Jenner Got Naked For SomethingBy toddJuly 25, 2017
Kendall Jenner Got Naked For Something

 

When she’s not solving racism and police brutality, Kendall Jenner is a model because brands need people with a large social media following to walk in a straight line then promote the stuff they want to sell on Instagram.  I hope that clears that up. Sometimes that means posing nude and letting CGI experts do things with your mouth. Enjoy.

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  When she’s not solving racism and police brutality, Kendall Jenner is a model because brands need people with a large social media following to walk in a straight line…

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Helen Mirren Had The Right IdeaBy toddNovember 21, 2012



The Los Angeles premiere of Hitchcock was last night and Helen Mirren was so excited about the movie that she grabbed Jessica Biel‘s boobs. What is Helen Mirren, some sort of lesbian? This is gross. Any way we can go back to last night and let Kelly Brook grab Jessica Biel’s boobs? That wouldn’t be gross. If she could also lick her ass, also. And maybe her thighs. I should probably stop now. Happy Wednesday!

The Los Angeles premiere of Hitchcock was last night and Helen Mirren was so excited about the movie that she grabbed Jessica Biel‘s boobs. What is Helen Mirren, some sort…

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Anderson Cooper Had A Gay Hissy Fit On TwitterBy toddNovember 20, 2012



Anderson Cooper is reporting on location in Gaza right now, but fuck being a war zone. Anderson has to bitch slap some other ho. I kept reading this expecting to see the word “guurl”.

Anderson Cooper is reporting on location in Gaza right now, but fuck being a war zone. Anderson has to bitch slap some other ho. I kept reading this expecting to…

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Christina Aguilera Should Have Jogged To The AMAsBy toddNovember 19, 2012



If you watched the 40th AMAs last night, you could actually see Christina Aguilera getting fatter. She also suspended her performance to go back to Washington to personally fund the Hostess bailout. Seriously. Go look it up on YouTube.

If you watched the 40th AMAs last night, you could actually see Christina Aguilera getting fatter. She also suspended her performance to go back to Washington to personally fund the…

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This Is Your AMAs Artist Of The Year, LinksBy kathyNovember 19, 2012



Ke$ha wants you to look at her crotch [The Superficial]
Damn, Elisha Cuthbert, where have you been? [Popoholic]
Stacy Keibler‘s legs keep her relevant [Hollywood Tuna]
Padma Lakshmi is see-through in Playboy (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Christina Aguilera is not doing herself any favors [Dlisted]
Lady Gaga rolled around in a cake (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are still hanging out [Celebuzz]
The Duchess of Cambridge‘s pregnancy watch continues [Celebitchy]
Bernice Marlohe does Esquire Mexico (NSFW site) [The Nip Slip]
How a real man makes his knives [COED Magazine]
The best types of mustaches [College Humor]
This is how Norway does prisons [The Chive]
Coming soon movie nudity (NSFW site) [Mr. Skin]
Scarlett Johannson and Jessica Biel both covered up at the Hitchcock premiere [Moe Jackson]
Gerard Butler wishes he was still humping Jessica Biel [Celebslam]
Obama is not impressed with McKayla Maroney [The Blemish]
“Thanksgiving” is the new “Friday” [Evil Beet Gossip]
Lindsay Lohan doesn’t care she has a half-sister [Amy Gindhouse]
Jeremy Renner was terrible on SNL [Lainey Gossip]
Everyone else who went to the AMA’s [Egotastic]
20 talking otters [Cityrag]
The journalists following Rihanna on tour are not happy [Popcrush]
The stair-car has a spoiler for the new Arrested Development [Film Drunk]
Charlize Theron got a buzz cut [TooFab]
Can we stop talking about Team Edward or Team Jacob now? [Popbytes]
Louis Tomlinson can’t handle people thinking he is gay [Allie Is Wired]
Rachel McAdams is 34 [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Everyone went to see Twilight this weekend [ComingSoon]
The Strange Case of Mr. Hyde is coming to the big screen [Superhero Hype]
First trailer for Doctor Who‘s Christmas Special [Crave Online]
The real life sleeping beauty [Viralosity]
Miley Cyrus has a crush on Kristen Stewart [Hollyscoop]
Miranda Kerr looking hot as usual [Splash News]
The worst dressed at the AMA’s [Starcrush]

Ke$ha wants you to look at her crotch [The Superficial] Damn, Elisha Cuthbert, where have you been? [Popoholic] Stacy Keibler‘s legs keep her relevant [Hollywood Tuna] Padma Lakshmi is see-through…

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Justin Bieber And Selena Had A Fight, He Then Cried Outside Her HouseBy toddNovember 19, 2012



This Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez thing is slowly becoming an episode of Wicked Attraction, and since Latina girls like to argue in public, these two got into a huge fight at a restaurant on Saturday then Justin chased Selena back to her house. Where she wouldn’t let him in. Then he had a meltdown. TMZ reports:

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez got in an epic argument during dinner Friday and let’s just say … they didn’t even make it to the appetizer. A source inside the San Fernando Valley Japanese restaurant tells TMZ … the “couple” had an argument while inside the restaurant and Selena left less than 10 minutes into the meal. Justin quickly followed with his head bowed. According to a photog on scene … Selena drove home with Justin trailing a few minutes behind. When Justin got to her place … she denied him entrance at the gate and Bieber drove off.

But don’t give on love just yet, because they were back together at the AMAs last night. E! Online reports:

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were back together Sunday night at an American Music Awards afterparty. After racking up three awards, the Biebs took mom Pattie Mallette and Selena to an AMA post-show celebration at the Marriot Downtown in L.A. Although Selena and Justin have yet to publicly comment on their rumored split, the young duo certainly looked like a couple Sunday, per the twitpic posted on a fanpage. As the twosome chatted with Justin’s mom, Selena held onto the “Boyfriend” singer’s forearm.

It’s hard to tell what’s next for these two, but if movies have taught me anything, they’ll either get matching tattoos on Thanksgiving or enter into a suicide pact.

This Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez thing is slowly becoming an episode of Wicked Attraction, and since Latina girls like to argue in public, these two got into a huge…

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Carrie Fisher Will Be In Star Wars VII Says Carrie FisherBy toddNovember 16, 2012



In case you were interested in what the plot of the new Star Wars movie will be, Carrie Fisher just told somebody at her booksigning that she has already been cast. The Force reports:

One of our rebel readers, Curt, wrote in with the following: “I was at Carrie Fishers booksigning in Cherry Hill, NJ on November 15, and the interview she did started with the question ‘Are you really going to be in a new star wars movie?’ and Carrie answered quietly ‘Yes….I thought it was already common knowledge.’ She did not elaborate, as she probably doesn’t want to crow too loudly at this point in the project development. But this is the first confirmation from one of the main OT Cast. LFL has not said the cast would return yet.”

There’s been no word on Disney about this, so who knows if Carrie Fisher is just having another drug hallucination of if she was just fucking with the guy. But if it’s true, the movie will take place at least 45 years in the future. Hopefully Tatooine finally got an Applebee’s.

In case you were interested in what the plot of the new Star Wars movie will be, Carrie Fisher just told somebody at her booksigning that she has already been…

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