‘Venom’ Has A TrailerBy toddFebruary 08, 2018
‘Venom’ Has A Trailer

 

The trailer for Venom just came out, and if you care, “Venom” is a sentient alien who bonds with a human host (Tom Hardy) and it’s some kind of villain/anti-hero who fights Spider-Man. Cool. It’s a Sony movie, so what we can predict is that all the characters will only drink Coke products and Dunkin’ Donuts, and Papa John’s pizza will have a bearing on the plot at some point. Also, Michelle Williams is in this wearing a terrible wig. I hope she remembered to ask to get paid. Riz Ahmed, one of the characters whose name you don’t remember from Rogue One, is also in this as something. I don’t know. Woody Harrelson is also in it because he’s in everything. Also, this looks pretty generic.  Can’t wait.

 

  The trailer for Venom just came out, and if you care, “Venom” is a sentient alien who bonds with a human host (Tom Hardy) and it’s some kind of…
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Ashley Graham Posed With Her Mom In Bikinis For Some Reason I GuessBy toddFebruary 06, 2018
Ashley Graham Posed With Her Mom In Bikinis For Some Reason I Guess

 

I think since around 2015 if you were grossly overweight and posed in a bikini, people would call you “brave” and write think pieces about you like you were some political prisoner, and it’s still going on in 2018. So here’s Ashley Graham and her mom posing in bikinis in pictures that are socially immune from criticism like the Ghostbusters remake because body positivity from people in the comments who will tell VS models to eat a sandwich. Well, they can’t because Ashley Graham and her mom took all the sandwiches to the beach did you ever think about that? Look, they’re even pointing at a Sonic.

 

  I think since around 2015 if you were grossly overweight and posed in a bikini, people would call you “brave” and write think pieces about you like you were…

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Who’s Got The Kristen Bell Pics Now?By daveMarch 28, 2009
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This is a minor personal vendetta against a certain legal department that didn’t notice my previous Kristen Bell pics were totally cited and linked, thus forcing me to take them down. I know I left you Bell-less, even if the photos weren’t the greatest thing.

Kristen is shooting a film here in NYC, so she swung over to the Gossip Girl set (She’s the narrator, ex-oh-ex-oh) to get some free hot dog lunch with the cast. I’m guessing from her lack of make-up (and eyebrows) that she’s not so much in the episode, as a big fan of hot dogs.

However, there is one set of Kristen Bell photos that will forever be the favorites, the best, and those are Bell in her Princess Leia outfit from Fanboys.

You’re welcome…

This is a minor personal vendetta against a certain legal department that didn’t notice my previous Kristen Bell pics were totally cited and linked, thus forcing me to take them…

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Give it Up, GrandmaBy toddMarch 27, 2009



Malawian officials have confirmed that Madonna is adopting yet another kid from Africa. This time, it is a 3-year old girl (stage?)named Mercy James.

“The adoption is going ahead,” Malawi’s Director of Child Welfare Services, Penstone Kilembe, tells Usmagazine.com. “It has been at an advanced stage for some time.” Mercy will be Madonna’s fourth child, and second child from the African country. David Banda, 3, was adopted in 2006. The girl is from the “Mchinji Home of Hope orphanage. She has no father and mother, they both died…We finished the assessment yesterday in readiness for the courts next week,” an official at the ministry of Gender and Child Development told Reuters.

This is supposedly an older picture of Mercy James, and not to sound racist here, but she looks a lot like Madonna’s other adopted kid from Africa. That’s boring. She needs to be like Angelina and mix it up to keep this shit interesting. I think I speak for everyone when I say I wish Angelina would adopt more. Because, well, it could be a regular baby, but there’s also a good chance it’ll be a spider from Mars or a peanut in a top hat.

Instead of pictures of Madonna, here’s NYC madame, Kristen Davis, who claims to have had sex with Alex Rodriguez when he was dating Madonna. To reiterate, Alex Rodriguez was banging Madonna and this chick at the same time. Going to vomit now, brb.:

Malawian officials have confirmed that Madonna is adopting yet another kid from Africa. This time, it is a 3-year old girl (stage?)named Mercy James. “The adoption is going ahead,” Malawi’s…

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Bam!By toddMarch 27, 2009

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It’s a weekday, so if my calendar is correct, it’s Megan Fox day here on IDLYITW. I swear I’m not doing this on purpose, but when one of the hottest pieces of ass in Hollywood wears shorts like this, I’m sorta contractually obligated to post about it. Unlike my “LOOKING FOR ADULT BREASTFEEDING WITH A MATURE NURTURING WOMAN- NO DRAMA -m4w ” ad I put on Craigslist today. That was from my heart. Will my lover’s heart find it?

(Is it me or do all those Amanda Bynes posts feel like a waste of time now?)

It’s a weekday, so if my calendar is correct, it’s Megan Fox day here on IDLYITW. I swear I’m not doing this on purpose, but when one of the hottest…

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is in Mexico 2By toddMarch 26, 2009

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Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy landed at LAX yesterday, but these pictures have finally hit online in hi-res, so here they are. I just noticed I said “finally” like I’ve been waiting for them, so sorry about that. I’m just posting them for anybody who’s ever wanted to see a pair of 36Cs laying next to a ghost. If you have, congratulations! Today’s your lucky day!

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy landed at LAX yesterday, but these pictures have finally hit online in hi-res, so here they are. I just noticed I said “finally” like…

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This Isn’t Going to Turn Out WellBy toddMarch 26, 2009

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Rihanna has been quietly stepping back in the spotlight after she got beat down by Chris Brown last month, but this week, she may be making her first unofficial statement. Specifically, LA-based tattoo artist BangBang and getting three guns tattooed on her body (one on her ribcage and two below her shoulders here). I have no idea what any of this means, but if I was Chris Brown, I’d probably try to see if the Pope is looking to sell his car.

Rihanna has been quietly stepping back in the spotlight after she got beat down by Chris Brown last month, but this week, she may be making her first unofficial statement….

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Links Beyonce’d Love To WearBy daveMarch 26, 2009

Space aged designs for Beyonce’s new tour make me feel bad that I spilled coffee on my t-shirt. [ImNotObsessed]

Now that I see the sign language demonstrated, I understand why deaf girls are hard to hit on. [EbaumNation]

Jimmy Fallon‘s not-funniness was momentarily saved by Anna Kournikova‘s hotness. Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather]

Goodbye Blender Magazine. We’re sorry your last cover had Kelly Clarkson on it. [JustJared]

Ashlee Simpson is a house mom…[FatBackMedia]

…while Jamie Lynn Spears doesn’t wanna get hitched. Either way, celeb babies are screwed. [GossipGirls]

Madonna has filed for her new adoption, which still makes no sense. [ICYDK]

Space aged designs for Beyonce’s new tour make me feel bad that I spilled coffee on my t-shirt. [ImNotObsessed] Now that I see the sign language demonstrated, I understand why…

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is RomanticBy toddMarch 25, 2009

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Jennifer Love Hewitt and her new boyfriend, Jamie Kennedy are in Mexico and man, you can just feel the love coming from these pictures. he looks like he’s ready to drop a diamond in a glass of champagne, she looks like he’s another warm body to fill her bottomless pit of need and insecurity that will be tossed aside on a whim. I have a feeling this isn’t going to end well. I can’t seem to shake the feeling that in six months Jamie Kennedy is gonna be outside Love’s house sniffing her panties and jerking off in her trashcan because she won’t return his calls.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt and her new boyfriend, Jamie Kennedy are in Mexico and man, you can just feel the love coming from these pictures. he looks like he’s ready to…

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