Billy Bob Thornton’s Daughter Killed A Baby. Officially.By toddJune 02, 2011

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Almost exactly two years ago (read more here), Billy Bob Thornton‘s estranged daughter, Amanda Brumfield, was arrested and charged in connection with the death of a 1-year old child she was babysitting. She was convicted on Friday. People reports:

The estranged daughter of Billy Bob Thornton had been convicted of aggravated manslaughter in the death of a friend’s baby daughter, but was found not guilty of first-degree murder. The verdict was handed down last Friday to Amanda Brumfield, 32, in the same Orlando, Fla., courthouse where Casey Anthony is being tried for the murder of her daughter, the Orlando Sentinel reports. Brumfield had claimed the death of 1-year-old Olivia Madison Garcia, while in her care as a babysitter one night in October 2008, was an accident – and that she had simply fallen a short distance out of a playpen. Prosecutors said such a fall would not account for the three-and-a-half inch fracture found on the girl’s skull and the bleeding and swelling on her brain.

Well, while she’s in prison, she might want to take some correspondence courses or learn a trade, because I think the babysitting world might be closed for her. People can be so judgmental and freak out when they read “subdural hematoma” or “three-and-a-half inch fracture” in the comments of your sittercity.com profile. It’s sad really. Also, I don’t think Olivia Madison Garcia’s parents will give her any type of favorable reference. Probably just out of spite.

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“Please Love Me. I Drink Mineral Water.”By toddJune 02, 2011

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At 42, Jennifer Aniston should be traveling the world with her husband and kids, but since she’s an ice queen whose vagina isn’t worth any man having to spend five minutes with her, she’s the old lady at the club hating on all the 22-year olds and trying to still be hot until last call when she goes home and cries into her Activia. Jesus, look at her face. After this I get the feeling she went home and picked out doily patterns with her cat, Mr. Pittskers. C’mon, you know that his name.

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Christine Teigen Wants You To Go To VegasBy toddJune 01, 2011

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When she’s not tweeting about ducklings guilty of manslaughter or preparing to live tweet the zombie apocalypse, Christine Teigen is a model. I guess Vegas Magazine heard about that and thought it would be a good idea if they hired her to put on a bikini and close her eyes to promote tourism. Because most of the chicks you see in Vegas are in bikinis and have their eyes closed. I don’t want to get my facts wrong, but I think the leading cause of death in Vegas is not remembering how to pronounce the safe word.

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Kim Kardashian Might Be PregnantBy toddJune 01, 2011

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Look, OK! Magazine did a cover where they claimed I was pregnant once, so draw your own conclusions from this article. But Kim Kardashian might be pregnant.

Now the happy couple’s family and friends have an another even more joyful surprise to celebrate: Kim and Kris are going to have a baby! “Kim always thought she’d have at least one or two kids by now, so she’s absolutely in a hurry,” an insider tells OK!. “And Kris loves kids and doesn’t see any reason to wait,” adds the pal. “Her friends are even taking bets on whether it will be a boy or a girl.”

From a business sense, the baby is gonna come out with that new reality show smell while Ryan Seacrest jacks off in the corner. Because what better way to celebrate your completely scripted and E! funded engagement by creating a spinoff with the power of your uterus? It just seems like the next logical step in Kris Jenner’s plan. On the downside, it’ll probably come out looking like a giant version of Kourtney’s baby (this unfortunate looking Jihad grandpa). Also on the downside, if you think her ass is gonna look a whole better now, you’re black. Sorry about that.

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Avril Lavigne Is A Wonderful Human BeingBy toddJune 01, 2011

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Since she’s an international superstar lauded by critics and her millions of adoring fans alike for her cutting edge and not manufactured image at all, Avril Lavigne performed at the Tampa Bay Rays game on Saturday. She sucked. People booed. She got pissed. She forget her mic was turned on. Us Magazine reports:

The 26-year-old singer experienced technical problems during her performance at the game, eliciting boos from the crowd. Lavigne responded to the jeers with an R-rated rant, snapping that sound problems “f**king happen on a baseball field.” Later in the evening, Lavigne apologized for her outburst. “We just had so much fun tonight and we want to take the tirade out and say thank you to the Tampa Bay Rays!” she told the crowd. “I’m truly sorry if anyone was offended by my language.” On Sunday, the Rays released a statement condemning Lavigne’s language: “The Rays demand profanity-free performances from all of our concert performers and we are extremely disappointed by the language used in last night’s show.”

I don’t write about this chick a lot, because really, who fucking cares? It’s Avril Lavigne. She’s one of the most vile cunts ever to achieve fame and she basically showed yet another reason on Saturday. All you really need to do is read her statements about Hurricane Katrina (here) to realize this pretentious bitch lives in a delusion of fantasy where 4ft. tall Canadian chicks with shark teeth and dumbass songs are John Lennon. Or you can read about the time she spit on people while she was leaving a club. Or why you should be cool and stay in school. I don’t know. For the betterment of society, maybe I should grudge rape her. Mostly because banging white girls is my form of reparations. You know, since scalping is illegal. Hahaha, take that white people! The tables have turned!!

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