The Taylor Swift GQ Shoot Has A VideoBy toddOctober 20, 2015
The Taylor Swift GQ Shoot Has A Video


 By now I’m sure you’ve read Taylor Swift‘s lack of self-awareness GQ interview, so here’s the video from the photoshoot.  I thought this would do it for me, but I don’t think anyone has discovered anything that’s less sexier than whatever is happening here yet. She looks like she would present her husband a note from her doctor verifying that her hymen is intact on her wedding day.



 By now I’m sure you’ve read Taylor Swift‘s lack of self-awareness GQ interview, so here’s the video from the photoshoot.  I thought this would do it for me, but I…

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Lunch Dump – MondayBy toddOctober 19, 2015

Jessica Lowndes had a coupon for lingerie. This is an important thing to know. Let this post nourish you as you sit at your desk and try not to think about how you’re making somebody else rich. Happy Monday, everyone!

Jessica Lowndes had a coupon for lingerie. This is an important thing to know. Let this post nourish you as you sit at your desk and try not to think…

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Good Morning, Bella ThorneBy toddOctober 19, 2015
Good Morning, Bella Thorne


Bella Thorne posted this picture to Instagram yesterday. That’s it. That’s all I have. I mean, for you not her.  I feel the need to clarify that. lol I’m talking about my penis and an affordably priced dinner.


You know you wanna look at these again. Don’t fight it.


Bella Thorne posted this picture to Instagram yesterday. That’s it. That’s all I have. I mean, for you not her.  I feel the need to clarify that. lol I’m talking…
The Duggars’ New Show Throws Josh Right Under The BusBy toddOctober 19, 2015
The Duggars’ New Show Throws Josh Right Under The Bus


Jessa and Jill Duggar come back to TLC with Jill & Jessa: Counting On (counting as in babies, the only math they’re allowed to use) and according to the first sneak peek, they immediately throw Josh Duggar under the bus then detonate the IED they had planted on the bus. 


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Jessa and Jill Duggar come back to TLC with Jill & Jessa: Counting On (counting as in babies, the only math they’re allowed to use) and according to the first…

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Bai Ling Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddOctober 16, 2015

Miley Cyrus is having orgies now  [ The Superficial ]

Snooki got pregnant while driving [ Dlisted ]

A moment with Allie Silva  [ Hollywood Tuna ]

Leona Lewis said screw the bra  (NSFW)   [ Taxi Driver Movie ]

Rita Ora wore this   [ The Nip Slip ]

Katherine Heigl changed on set, has a weird ass   [ DrunkenStepfather ]

Kate Hudson keeps the booty poppin   [ Popoholic ]

Lady Gaga‘s bare ass in AHS   [ Egotastic ]

Natasha Barnard in lingerie  [ Celebslam ]

Lea Michele called her ass a “showstopper”  [ The Blemish ]

Miley Cyrus is having orgies now  [ The Superficial ] Snooki got pregnant while driving [ Dlisted ] A moment with Allie Silva  [ Hollywood Tuna ] Leona Lewis said…

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Ooh La LaBy toddJuly 05, 2011

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Because the water in New Jersey needs more contamination, Jersey Shore‘s Deena Cortese got in a bikini and went swimming this weekend. Look, I’m not going to tell you how long it took for me to edit these pics between rocking back and forth in the corner and pouring hydrogen peroxide in my eyes, but I would rather cut my own dick off and feed give it to a dog than get my dick anywhere near whatever the hell this is. And if the dog picked up my dick and looked like he might walk in her direction, I’d shoot the dog in the head and kick it then run away really fast.

Because the water in New Jersey needs more contamination, Jersey Shore‘s Deena Cortese got in a bikini and went swimming this weekend. Look, I’m not going to tell you how…

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Rachel Nichols Does MaximBy toddJuly 05, 2011

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Rachel Nichols played Scarlett O’Hara in 2009’s G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, and now she’s on the August 2011 cover of Maxim. Man, look at the rocket ship Rachel Nichols’ Career take off! Also, tits!

Rachel Nichols played Scarlett O’Hara in 2009’s G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, and now she’s on the August 2011 cover of Maxim. Man, look at the rocket ship Rachel…

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Kelly Brook Buys MeatBy jessJuly 03, 2011
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Kelly Brook was photographed leaving a butcher shop yesterday wearing this dress. Ladies, when you run to the grocery store in sweatpants and granny panties for Lean Cuisine and Us Weekly, remember these pictures. And you may as well remember the ice cream too, since you’ll probably die alone.

Kelly Brook was photographed leaving a butcher shop yesterday wearing this dress. Ladies, when you run to the grocery store in sweatpants and granny panties for Lean Cuisine and Us…

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Aaron Carter Didn’t Do Coke With Michael JacksonBy jessJuly 02, 2011

Good to know. TMZ reports:

Aaron Carter’s rep claims the singer NEVER told an entertainment reporter Michael Jackson gave him cocaine and alcohol when he was 15 years old … and says the reporter COMPLETELY FABRICATED the story. The controversy stems from an article that ran in OK! Magazine in Australia, written by international journalist Daphne Barak. In the article, Carter was quoted as saying, “Yes, [MJ] gave me wine. I mean, I could have refused, but I was 15. As for drugs? He gave me cocaine.” But Carter’s rep tells TMZ, “Nothing was said that was reported” … and directed us toward a YouTube video of the interview with Barak … which seems to back up Aaron’s side of the story.

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Good to know. TMZ reports: Aaron Carter’s rep claims the singer NEVER told an entertainment reporter Michael Jackson gave him cocaine and alcohol when he was 15 years old ……

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KONG TAKE DIETS PILLS THEY NOT WORK RED DRESS!!!By toddJuly 01, 2011

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Does Khloe Kardashian wear Spanx? Of course she does. Don’t be silly. Daily Mail reports:

But Khloe Kardashian accidentally let the cat out of the bag when she revealed her Spanx underwear yesterday. The reality star wore the flesh-coloured slip beneath a bright red dress, but the frock’s asymmetrical hemline rode up at one point, putting the unattractive undergarment on display.

In her defense, I guess it would be hard trying to look like a female when you look like you’re only walking the earth because scientists extracted DNA from insects preserved in prehistoric amber. I bet she has to burn herself with a car cigarette lighter or stab herself with her keys to suppress her natural instincts when she sees anything containing bamboo. Mmmm, bamboo. Khloe want taste. Why you no let Khloe taste?

Does Khloe Kardashian wear Spanx? Of course she does. Don’t be silly. Daily Mail reports: But Khloe Kardashian accidentally let the cat out of the bag when she revealed her…

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