Tom Wopat Got Arrested For Sticking His Fingers In A Woman’s ButtBy toddAugust 04, 2017
Tom Wopat Got Arrested For Sticking His Fingers In A Woman’s Butt

 

Dukes of Hazzard‘s Tom Wopat got arrested on Wednesday in Waltham, Mass. In town rehearsing a play, Wopat got arrested for indecent assault and battery and liking cocaine. His face also looks like the ass end of a burrito with a mustache on it

According to law enforcement … police arrested 65-year-old Wopat Wednesday at 10:53 PM. Police were actively looking for him, and pulled him over in his Ford Bronco. We’re told cops found a small baggie of cocaine on him, and he was booked for possession.

So what is “indecent assault” you might be asking yourself? Well, they call it that when you stick your hand down a woman’s pants and stick your fingers in her butt crack and said woman is not cool with that.

According to the police report, obtained by TMZ, Wopat was rehearsing his show, “42nd Street,” at the Reagle Theatre in Waltham, MA on July 23 when a woman on the set claims he walked behind her and she felt his hand grab her butt. She also says she felt his fingers go between her butt cheeks. She complained to one of the honchos about the incident, and Wopat was confronted. According to the police report, he denied touching the woman and said, “F*** them all.” There are 2 other incidents mentioned in the police report, both occurring during rehearsals. In one case a woman says he came up from behind her and wrapped his arm around her hip and lower waist, pulling her into him. In another instance a woman says he peeled sunburned skin off her arm.

Tom is out here just wanting to do blow and grab women’s asses and peel dead skin off their arms oh damn Tom what the hell is you doing, man? . He should have sang the lyrics to the Dukes Of Hazzard when the cops tried to arrested him and everybody would’ve had a good laugh then they would’ve shared his cocaine and went to foil a Boss Hog scheme.

  Dukes of Hazzard‘s Tom Wopat got arrested on Wednesday in Waltham, Mass. In town rehearsing a play, Wopat got arrested for indecent assault and battery and liking cocaine. His face also…
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Kanye West Is Suing An Insurance Company For $10M Because He Canceled TourBy toddAugust 02, 2017
Kanye West Is Suing An Insurance Company For $10M Because He Canceled Tour

 

I’m not going to pretend I know what any of this means, but Kanye West suing an insurance because he couldn’t finish a tour seems very Kanye West.

Kanye West’s touring company is suing Lloyd’s of London to get its money back for the shortened Saint Pablo tour…According to docs, Very Good Touring filed a claim with Lloyd’s back in November. You’ll recall Kanye pulled the plug on his remaining tour dates after spending 8 days at UCLA Medical Center in late November. In the docs, Kanye’s co. says it had a policy with Lloyd’s to cover cancellation or non-appearance fees. However, Lloyd’s has yet to fork over a dime and, according to the suit … suggests it might not ever, because it suspects Kanye’s marijuana use caused his breakdown. Very Good Touring says Lloyd’s has no proof to back up its weed theory, and is merely looking for “any ostensible excuse no matter how fanciful” to deny payment on the policy. VGT is suing Lloyd’s for $9.8 million, plus interest.

Weed. Much like your racist aunt after black guy gets shot by police, weed is also an insurance company’s excuse for why they shouldn’t pay.

The court papers have accused the insurance firm of using an alleged “use of marijuana” as a factor in the stalled payment. West displayed erratic behaviour during his 2016 Saint Pablo Tour and was hospitalised for a week in November. Sources told BuzzFeed News the rapper had suffered from sleep deprivation, dehydration, and exhaustion. During one performance he reportedly arrived late, sang a handful of songs and left the stage.

I don’t even know why they should pay or why they shouldn’t pay, all I know is that Kim Kardashian is being sued for $100M right now. Kanye needs to say he got 1o on it.

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Casey Affleck’s Wife Filed For DivorceBy toddAugust 02, 2017
Casey Affleck’s Wife Filed For Divorce

 

Casey Affleck is now free to sexually predator the country.

Casey Affleck’s wife of 9 years, Summer Phoenix, is filing for divorce, and according to her the split’s been a longtime coming. Summer filed the divorce petition Monday in Los Angeles … citing irreconcilable differences. The couple has 2 sons — 13-year-old Indiana and 9-year-old Atticus. In the docs, she requests joint physical and legal custody of the boys. In the docs, she lists their date of separation as November 2015 — although they didn’t announce the split until March 2016. Point is… things had long since been on the rocks when Casey won the Oscar for Best Actor earlier this year.

They’ve been split up for a while and he’s been dating the brown gay cop on Supergirl, but it hasn’t been the best year for the Affleck bros. One is a unrepentant alcoholic who threw it all away for the nanny and also starred in Batman v Superman, and the other has more sexual harassment lawsuits than Donald Trump (not as many as Bill Clinton). He also won an Oscar for a boring movie about white people being depressed and dying in fires. Not sure where I’m going with this. I’ll stop now. You get the idea. Have a blessed day.

 

  Casey Affleck is now free to sexually predator the country. Casey Affleck’s wife of 9 years, Summer Phoenix, is filing for divorce, and according to her the split’s been a…

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Ariel Winter Is Doing This AgainBy toddAugust 02, 2017
Ariel Winter Is Doing This Again

 

Just like the number of bumper stickers you have on your car is directly related to how much of an insufferable asshole you are, the number of social media posts you make about body-shaming and being comfortable in your own body is directly related to the number of bikini/boobs pics you put up for likes and attention (sup, Emily Ratajkowski). That being said, Ariel Winter is back on her bullshit again. She posted these three pics on Instagram, and I can’t wait until she picks the one overtly cruel comments and writes an essay about body-shaming and the think pieces it will generate from sites that have a vested interest in being thought as attractive even though they only see a gym on their way to McDonald’s. You know the type. Enjoy!

 

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Krysten Ritter Did The ‘Defenders’ PremiereBy toddAugust 01, 2017
Krysten Ritter Did The ‘Defenders’ Premiere

 

Daredevil was great. Jessica Jones was great. Luke Cage was great until Cottonmouth died. The Iron Fist was I don’t know I lasted one episode. So maybe Defenders will be great. The jokes in the trailer aren’t. But the trailer also has Krysten Ritter‘s fine ass, so that means I’l be watching however many episodes they have. Because, as I said, Krysten Ritter is fine. The premiere of Marvel’s Defenders was last night and she wore this dress. Other casts members were there as well. Good for them.

 

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Kendall Jenner Is Topless To Sell LingerieBy toddAugust 01, 2017
Kendall Jenner Is Topless To Sell Lingerie

 

La Perla needs brand recognition for their brand recognition, so they hired Kendall Jenner to put on a thong and stand in front of a green screen to sell panties to chicks. I’m not a woman, or identify as a woman, or buy thongs for myself, but do women or people who identify as women or men who buy thongs for themselves buy something because Kendall Jenner endorses it? That can’t be right. I guess they hired Kendall Jenner instead of other sisters because they want perspective buyers to actually be able to see the thong. Smart decision on their part, but it’s still a Jenner so I don’t know how much that translates into sales. Could be some sort of write off.

 

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Usher Is ApologeticBy jessMarch 05, 2011
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Usher joined Beyonce and Nelly Furtado in their shame at performing for Moammar Gadhafi. E! Online reports:

Usher is the latest star to express regret for ever taking money from coffers connected to the Libyan dictator, who has been engaging his supporters in a bloody battle against rebel forces who are trying to expel him from power.

The R&B star joins Nelly Furtado and Beyoncé in the never-again pool of artists who say they unknowingly performed for six-figure fees at private events involving Gadhafi’s family and are now passing their paychecks along to good causes.

Actually, Beyoncé’s rep confirmed that the pop-R&B superstar donated her $1 million to earthquake relief efforts in Haiti last year, immediately after learning of the Gadhafi connection.

“I am sincerely troubled to learn about the circumstances surrounding the Nikki Beach St. Bart’s event that took place on New Year’s Eve 2009, ” Usher said in a statement issued Friday. “I will be donating all of my personal proceeds from that event to various human rights organizations.”

According to his rep, Usher has already donated to Amnesty International and will continue to give to other human rights charities throughout the year.

Furtado admitted last week to taking $1 million for a private performance in 2007 and vowed to donate the same amount to charity.

If Usher really wants to repent, he needs to send Justin Bieber to perform in Libya. Ideally, Bieber would get caught in the crossfire. If not, we can still bet that Gadhafi will either surrender, kill himself, or die laughing the first time this kid says “shawty.”

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Mike Huckabee Hates Natalie PortmanBy jessMarch 05, 2011
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Despite Natalie Portman having a fiancee and being more than rich enough to support a baby, Mike Huckabee attacked her for glorifying single moms. Uh, okay. From E! Online:

“I was asked about Oscar winner Natalie Portman’s out-of-wedlock pregnancy,” he explained on his blog, Huck PAC. “Natalie is an extraordinary actor, very deserving of her recent Oscar and I am glad she will marry her baby’s father. However, contrary to what the Hollywood media reported, I did not ‘slam’ or ‘attack’ Natalie Portman, nor did I criticize the hardworking single mothers in our country.”

At least, not unless you count this as a criticism: “Most single moms are very poor, uneducated, can’t get a job, and if it weren’t for government assistance, their kids would be starving to death and never have healthcare,” which is what Huckabee said during a radio interview earlier this week that hit the mainstream media last night.

Huckabee clearly does not consider his comment as a slight, because he repeated himself, almost verbatim, in his clarification.

“My comments were about the statistical reality that most single moms are very poor, under-educated, can’t get a job, and if it weren’t for government assistance, their kids would be starving to death,” he wrote. “That’s the story that we’re not seeing, and it’s unfortunate that society often glorifies and glamorizes the idea of having children out of wedlock.”

Some male ballet dancer finds a cash cow and Mike Huckabee gets pissed? There are plenty of better reasons to dislike Natalie Portman. For example, the hypocrisy of her comparing eating meat to rape, then defending a guy who drugged and sodomized a teenager. Or that she produced and starred in a movie with Ashton Kutcher.

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Despite Natalie Portman having a fiancee and being more than rich enough to support a baby, Mike Huckabee attacked her for glorifying single moms. Uh, okay. From E! Online: “I…

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Lindsay Will Accept Plea Bargain, Will Do 18 Days In JailBy toddMarch 04, 2011

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Gonna go burn LA to the ground. brb. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan’s lawyer and the prosecutor have been trying to hammer out a plea bargain but have hit a wall, so now they’re having a pow wow with the judge to break the stalemate. Sources connected to the case tell TMZ … Shawn Holley has been speaking with Dannette Meyers about copping a plea in Lindsay’s felony grand theft case — the whole necklace thing — but Meyers won’t budge on six months in jail. So … we’ve learned Holley and Meyers will go to court next week and meet with Judge Keith Schwartz in his chambers. We’re told Holley will ask the judge what sentence he’d hand down if Lindsay pleads guilty or no contest. Sources familiar with the case and Judge Schwartz believe Hiz Honor would probably go for a three-month sentence. Our sources say both Meyers and Holley believe Lindsay will only do 20% of the actual sentence because of overcrowding. So, if Judge Schwartz gave Lindsay three months, she’d only serve 18 days. Judge Schwartz is known as a settlement judge, so it’s likely a deal can be struck … IF Lindsay’s willing to accept reality — that she’s going to do some jail time, no matter what.

I won’t get into why jails in this country are overcrowded (I’ll let Bill Hicks do that), but goddamn. 18 days? I’ve been on vacations longer than that. At the end of the 18 days do they take her out in the street and stone her? Do they put her in a shopping cart and push her off a cliff? No? Then I really don’t understand what we’re accomplishing here other than making me want to go outside and punch a stranger. This stranger might have kids. Or wear glasses. Or have a disability. Ask yourself, Judge Schwartz. Can you live with that?

Note: Oh, and don’t think I didn’t notice you used the term “pow wow”, TMZ.

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Kelly Brook Is A Very Good ShopperBy toddMarch 03, 2011

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Kelly Brook went shopping in L.A. yesterday, and I don’t know how many people were in this parking lot at the time, but I’m going to go out on a limb and say if you shined a blacklight on it, you could see it from space.

Kelly Brook went shopping in L.A. yesterday, and I don’t know how many people were in this parking lot at the time, but I’m going to go out on a…

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